[winkyduck]

1. Swallow - you wouldn't like it if i let "your juices" roll down your legs so know you not swallowing tells me you don't like to reciprocate
2. Anal - self explanatory - i promise we'll go slow and i'll let you control how deep and the spped of things but you do have more than 1 "input" and since you don't like using the one above your neck open up both below your waist
3. 3 is NOT a Crowd - honey i love you and think the world of you. however your best friend is smoooooooooooooooookin hot and i wanna bang the hell out of her, too. i won't cheat on you and do that but if you would bring her over and have her join us i would be extremely grateful! i want to have you sit on my face and have her sit on my "lower face" and then switch "faces" to sit on.
4. Shave "down there" - the easier it is for me to access it the more time i will spend down there and the more time i spend down there the happier YOU will be
5. INITIATE! - i'm a guy (last time i looked) and that means i'm ready and wanting sex 24/7 - i know you might not want it that often but you do want it and it would really help things out and make me feel better if every so often YOU wanted to "jump my bones" and initiate a sexual encounter more than once a Century