 Re: Sexual Blunders
After my husband got out of the military we decided to move back home. For the first few weeks we had to stay at his mothers house and sleep on the couch in the living room....with Jerry. The fifteen year old Maccaw. Our first night there we decided to break in the sofa bed with a little R+R. The next day we were all sitting at the breakfast table and Jerry started screaming. We all turned to make sure he was alright. He started babbling something at first and we couldn't make out what he was saying, but it sounded like he was in pain. It began to get clearer and clearer though.
In his best female voice we heard, "OH GOD..OH BABY" over and over followed by screams. My father in law ran out of the house laughing. Believe it or not my mother in law sat there still confused. We've never had sex in the house since.
I was moving from Florida to Michigan. My boyfriend and I liked to experiment, so I had collected a large array of "toys" and such. I didn't realize it, but my brother was carrying out the box that they were in when one of the vibrators turned on. I looked out the window to see my brother digging through the box trying to find it and turn it off. He came back in with a smirk on his face and never said a word. |