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Old 04-22-08, 10:22 AM   #1
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Default Spread em'

Man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself





Man: 'May I buy you a cocktail?'





Maxine: 'No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs.'





Man: 'Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?'





Maxine: 'No, they spread.
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