Flamingo... Here is a Checklist for you to Perform before the News Conference when they announce Walsh gave them nothing else than they already had or the Pats admitted to
FLAMINGO KID SPYGATE PRESS CONFERENCE CHECK LIST
- Take a Nice Warm/Hot shower to relax as Much as Possible
- Eat I Nice Hot Bowl of Oatmeal or cook some Bacon, eggs, etc... You will need a nice full Stomach to it doesn't curdle. We don't want Projectile Puking
- No Orange Juice.. Acid is not good for you in Situations like this
- REMOVE ALL POISON FROM THE HOUSE -- This includes Drano, Liquid Plummer, Formula 409 (if you drink it you will puke masterfully), Ajax, Lye, etc....
- REMOVE ALL FIREARMS FROM THE PREMISES -- We don't want you Injuring yourself or a neighbor in a fit of rage and random gun firing at the Brady's and Bellichek's Laughing At you with their Evil Laugh's at your Delusional Hallucinations.
- If you Live above Ground Floor -- Please Nail Shut all windows...Don't need Human Road Kill on the Sidewalk if you decide to Jump and go splat on the Sidewalk....
- Last But Not least... Please give this list to a Neighbor to Investigate and go over the checklist to be sure all Pre-Press Conference To Do List is complete....
Good Luck Buddy... We are Rooting for you