We Hate To Bring Up the Nazis, But They Fled To South America, Too
It has been reported that George W. Bush has recently purchased a 98,842 acre farm in Northern Paraguay .... and in honor of that news NAZI hideout FOX NEWS has decided to send one lucky couple to the Bush family resort in Paraguay!!!
4 days and 3 nites scheduled around such activities as:
* "Throwing down 4 shots of Vodka and taking down an attorney with a shotgun" with Vice President Cheney
* "How to fake your death and book to Naziland" by "semi friendly" Bush buddy "K________ B________ L_____Y"
* "How to run a stop sign" and kill someone in Paraguay is just as easy as it appears in the USA by Laura Bush
* "The proper way to massage your homosexual partner" by GOOD BUSH FRIENDS JEFF "BULLDOG" GANNON AND THE REV TED HAGGARD
* "Why getting drunk and fucking anything with a Penis instead of fighting in Iraq is what defines a Great American" by Jena Bush
* "How to tell the press that "He aint my God Damn Psycho Son" by George and Barbara Bush
* "How to sound like a regular Nazi to the American Public when getting ready to kill 600,000 Iraqis" by Aushwitz Commander Karl Rove
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