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Old 05-29-07, 10:37 AM   #1
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Default Ghetto Grammar Test

GHETTO SPELLIN' Words:

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader.
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This is Leroy's homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence.

1.
Hotel
- I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tel everybody.

2.
Dictate
- My girlfriend say my dictate good.

3.
Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.


4.
Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

5.
Penis
- I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.

6.
Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "Man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel
."

7.
Undermine
- There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.

8.
Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "How much?" she say "fortify."!


Furthering your education with Today's Ebonics’ word....

Today's word is: "
OMELETTE "

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."

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