[Hache Man]

Snowmen Jokes What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ? She gave him the cold shoulder !

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !

What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !

Where do snowmen go to [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]dance[/color][/color] ? Snowballs !

How do snowmen travel around ? By iceicle !

What sort of ball doesn't bounce ? A snowball !

How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ? You wake up wet !

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

How do you call an Eskimo [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]cow[/color][/color] ? An Eskimoo !

Reindeer Jokes What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? ”Horn”-aments!

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air? You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail? She’d go to a “re-tail”shop for a new one!

Why is Prancer always wet? Because he’s a “rain”-[COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]deer[/color][/color]!

Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer? Because every buck is dear to him!

Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners? ”Rude”-olph!

What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs? Anything you want because he can’t hear you!

What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke? This one will “sleigh” you!

How does Rudolph know when [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]Christmas[/color][/color] is coming? He looks at his calen-“deer”!

What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy? ”[COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]Elk[/color][/color]”-a-seltzer!

How do you get into Donner's house? You ring the “deer”-bell!

What's red and white and gives presents to [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]gazelles[/color][/color]? Santelope!

How many reindeer does it take to change a [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]light [COLOR=blue! important]bulb[/color][/color][/color]? Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was “elf”-taught!

Why did Rudolph the [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]red-nosed [COLOR=blue! important]reindeer[/color][/color][/color] cross the road? Because he was tied to a chicken!

Why do reindeer wear fur coats? Because they look silly in snowsuits!