[Road Dawg]

Have your remains turned into a battery to charge your loved ones'
laptop, mp3 player, cell phone, etc.:
http://moma. org/exhibitions/ 2008/elasticmind /#/7
(Note: regular visits to a headstone charging station required.)

Have your remains turned into a diamond suitable for rings, pendants,
etc.: http://www.lifegem. com/

Have your remains turned into printer ink (to be used, ostensibly, for
that "special" family photo):
http://dvice. com/archives/ 2007/10/preserve _your_deceased_ loved_o.php

Have your carcass "plastinated" so friends, neighbors, loved ones, etc.
can gawk at your innards long after you're gone:
http://www.bodyworl ds.com/en/ plastination/ plastination_ process.html
(Note: for really unique gifts, you can have yourself dismembered,
plastinated, and then have your various parts embedded in acrylic resin.
How cool would it be to have your head sitting on a loved one's coffee
table? The truly "final" word on conversation pieces!)

Have your remains shot into space (i.e., ..."To boldly go where few have
gone before."): http://www.memorial spaceflights. com/

[Blondie]

I can not think of a single person that I would want their head sitting on my coffee table.

[Ego74]

not even Andrew or Katie??

[Blondie]

Originally Posted by Ego74

not even Andrew or Katie??

Now, I said ON MY COFFEE TABLE. Do you REALLY think I would want to look at their heads EVERY DAY?

[Road Dawg]

I know a few people that I would not mind having their head made into a speed bag for working out some frustration.

[Blondie]

Originally Posted by Road Dawg

I know a few people that I would not mind having their head made into a speed bag for working out some frustration.

Now THAT IDEA I like

[Blondie]

You know what come to think of it, their heads are not worth my time.

I have greater things in life than having their heads placed anywhere near me.

Negativity just drags us down, and I would not want the NEGATIVE energy that having them around would create ANYWHERE near my life!