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12-04-06, 02:30 PM
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|  Re: Christmas Stuff Ready? SING!!! Lacy things -- the wife is missin', Didn't ask for her permission, I'm wearin' her clothes, Her silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the store -- there's a teddy, With little straps -- like spaghetti, It holds me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear. In the office there's a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown. He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!" "Let's wait until the wife is out of town!" Later on, if you wanna, We can dress -- like Madonna, Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! Lacy things... missin', Didn't ask... permission, Wearin' her clothes, Silk pantyhose, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear, Walkin' 'round in women's underwear! |
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12-05-06, 04:41 PM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff "Chet" the Christmas Carol Parrot One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his feet." was the shop owner's reply. The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..." The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw her gift she was overwhelmed. "How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out came: "Silent Night, Holy night..." The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it," he answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: "Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...." |
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12-06-06, 11:31 AM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff Yep, S Club 7  Have they split up completely? I always thought those 2 girls, the one in middle/right (Rachel I think) and the dark haired one of far left end were eye candy. Rachel (the one who opens the song) sounds a bit like Olivia Newton John.... |
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12-09-06, 09:10 PM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff  Snow Flakes "This recipe is for use with a cookie press. Wonderfully soft and more flavorful than the average spritz cookie." INGREDIENTS
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12-09-06, 09:14 PM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff What is Christmas?
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12-09-06, 09:19 PM
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12-20-06, 09:24 PM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff Christmas Quiz (Different Levels) |
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12-24-06, 06:41 PM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff Why does Santa have 3 gardens?  What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? |
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12-25-06, 10:41 AM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff  Students join sand sculpture artists to create a 30-meter-long (100-foot-long) Santa Claus sculpture on the Puri golden beach, in the Indian state of Orissa on the eve of Christmas, Sunday, Dec. 24, 2006. Though Hindus and Muslims |
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12-06-07, 08:34 PM
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| Re: Christmas Stuff CHRISTMAS QUOTES 1. "The best of all gifts around any [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]Christmas [COLOR=blue! important]tree[/color][/color][/color]: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other." ~ Burton Hillis 2. "If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away." ~ Unknown 3. "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year." ~ [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]Charles [COLOR=blue! important]Dickens[/color][/color][/color] 4. "The magi, as you know, were wise men - wonderfully wise men who brought gifts to the Babe in the manger. They invented the art of giving Christmas presents." ~ O. Henry 5. "Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas." ~ Dale Evans Rogers 6. "Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." ~ Oren Arnold 7. "Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful." ~ Norman Vincent Peale 8. "Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love." ~ [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]Hamilton[/color][/color] Wright Mabi 9. "I have always thought of Christmas as a good time; a kind, forgiving, generous, pleasant time; a time when men and women seem to open their hearts freely, and so I say, God bless Christmas!" ~ Charles Dickens 10. "Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas." Calvin Coolidge 11. "Love came down at Christmas; love all lovely, love divine; love was born at Christmas, stars and angels gave the sign." ~ Christina G. Rossetti 12. "Where charity stands watching and faith holds wide the door the dark night wakes - the glory breaks, Christmas comes once more." -- Phillips Brooks 13. "Happy, [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]happy [COLOR=blue! important]Christmas[/color][/color][/color], that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home! " --Charles Dickens 14. "The only real blind person at Christmas-time is he who has not Christmas in his heart." Helen Keller 15. "Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind." -- Helen Steiner Rice 16. "There is no name so sweet on earth, no name so sweet in heaven, The name, before His wondrous birth, to Christ the Savior given." -- George W. Bethune 17. "Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart." Washington Irving 18. "Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone." -- Deborah Whipp 19. "It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself" Charles Dickens 20. A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small. -- Eva K. Logue 21. "May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!" -- Unknown 22. Christmas carolers sing about peace on earth, but they don’t tell us where. Unknown 23. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air. - W. T. Ellis 24. I wish we could put up some of the [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]Christmas [COLOR=blue! important]spirit[/color][/color][/color] in jars and open a jar of it every month. - Harlan Miller 25. "The mystery of the Holy Night, which historically happened two thousand years ago, must be lived as a spiritual event in the ‘today’ of the Liturgy," the Pope clarified. "The Word who found a dwelling in Mary’s womb comes to knock on the heart of every person with singular intensity this Christmas." Pope John Paul II 26. At Christmas I no more desire a rose Than wish a snow in May's new-fangled shows, But like of each thing that in season grows. [COLOR=blue! important][COLOR=blue! important]William [COLOR=blue! important]Shakespeare[/color][/color][/color]. |
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