[The General]

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.


Foot Note:

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

[Blondie]

Originally Posted by The General

1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

Ladies make sure it is a job that you can later do yourself. It is important to know how to do minor repairs on your own, it will save time and effort.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. VERY IMPORTANT a man that can make you laugh will inevitably piss you off when you are trying to argue and can not seem to stay mad at him

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to You.

There is such a thing as TOO much honesty, make sure he knows where the line is

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

Make sure if he is spoiling you it is with something you LIKE. In other words find one with good taste.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.VERY VITAL

Now there is a perspective I can agree with

[panther]

good friday general and blondie

hope you all have a great weekend

[The General]

Ditto to both of ya.

[NoNewbieca]

Even with all of the advice, women will still go out and find ther jerks and assholes anyway and think that 'spmeday' that they will be able to change them. Remember that you will NEVER institute a change in your man that he doesn't want to do himself.

[panther]

general see you football season

blondie if you are here for football

I will see you then

hope you guys have a great summer

panther

[Artful Dodger]

Originally Posted by The General

One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
'If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.'

I hate when a naked chick lays on her back and her boobs slide into her armpits.

Nasty.

[The General]

Be safe panther and take care of yourself.

[Blondie]

Have a good summer Panther.

[Tuckman]

1. cook

2. clean

3. work

4. wait on me hand and foot

5. shut your mouth


the true 5 things a woman should do

[Blondie]

cute tuck

[winkyduck]

1. Swallow - you wouldn't like it if i let "your juices" roll down your legs so know you not swallowing tells me you don't like to reciprocate
2. Anal - self explanatory - i promise we'll go slow and i'll let you control how deep and the spped of things but you do have more than 1 "input" and since you don't like using the one above your neck open up both below your waist
3. 3 is NOT a Crowd - honey i love you and think the world of you. however your best friend is smoooooooooooooooookin hot and i wanna bang the hell out of her, too. i won't cheat on you and do that but if you would bring her over and have her join us i would be extremely grateful! i want to have you sit on my face and have her sit on my "lower face" and then switch "faces" to sit on.
4. Shave "down there" - the easier it is for me to access it the more time i will spend down there and the more time i spend down there the happier YOU will be
5. INITIATE! - i'm a guy (last time i looked) and that means i'm ready and wanting sex 24/7 - i know you might not want it that often but you do want it and it would really help things out and make me feel better if every so often YOU wanted to "jump my bones" and initiate a sexual encounter more than once a Century

[Blondie]

1. Be willing to relinquish control.
Listen to your other half's ideas Showing little regards for his ideas is the most dangerous and most subtle form of contol.

Without trust you can not have intimacy

2. When you squash his ideas you kill his spirit
No matter how assinine his ideas sound to you, he thinks they are important

3. Admit what you want
If you are afraid to admit what you want, you will not get it. He can not read your mind.

4. Learn to accept his "gifts" graciously. Whether it is a gift of time or a material gift, not accepting it gaciously is basically telling him that you do not value your special place in his life.

5. Learn to take the relationship one day at a time. Women tend to over think everything. That is our nature by enjoying the moment and not fretting about what might happen, you are able to enjoy the present joy in your life.

[panther]

Originally Posted by Blondie

Have a good summer Panther.

thank you