[The Devil]

The Italian Lover

The Italian Lover, a virile, middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido
was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome, when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he
led her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired
to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude, he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Guido
reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about
wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ended and,
again, Guido smiled and asked, "You finish?" Again, after a short
pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him and softly said, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength,
he barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, bucking,
clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Guido fell onto his
back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looked into her eyes,
smiled proudly and asked again, "You finish?"

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispered in his ear,
"No, I Norwegian."