[Hache Man]

Man Forgets to Wear Pants at Drive-Thru



YORKTOWN, N.Y. — Careful with that coffee! Police say a man placing an order in a suburban New York doughnut shop's drive-through lane didn't have any pants on.

They say a Dunkin' Donuts worker saw John Greco's exposed genitals in the February 27 stunt and then noted the make of his car and his license plate number.

Police say the 46-year-old Croton-on-Hudson resident was arrested last week and has been charged with misdemeanor public lewdness. He's due in court March 27.

Police released a statement Thursday saying it was "unknown how Mr. Greco took his coffee that day."
Greco says by telephone from his home that he has no comment on the police report.

[Deuce]

This happened to a coach of the Detroit Lions a few years ago.

[Pay the Snucka]

C'mon, who hasn't had this happen ?

[cassiusclay]

i guess he paid for the coffee with the change from his ash tray?

[Ruptured Spleen]

I hope his car was in his garage when he decided to get into it with no pants on. I was returning to my room with ice in Cancun several years ago, and discovered the guy in the room next to me locked out of his room completely naked and eating food from the discarded room service tray on the floor from the room across the hall. It wasn't pretty. He was pounding on his door and eating this nasty food at the same time. He didn't speak English, and I didn't want to know what happened to him, but I wished I had a camera. Tequila does strange things to folks. I figured it was probably tequila..There were 3 or 4 other folks watching this because he was making so much noise, very funny.