The Google Defense Sucks, a true story, names have been changed to protect the guilty

[andrew748]

I used to post porn pics on forums.
Not sure why, I'm probably a pervert.

I was pretty good at it too and got a paying position out of it, I was learning to manipulate traffic and boost the ratings and ad revenue of the site I posted on. Life was good.
Then one day I got an email,

"You must remove all our images from your site within the next 24 hours" it read.

Oh bugger! I thought as I brought up the page in question.

Hubba Hubba she was hot, I wasn't going to lose that honey without a fight.
So with my balls in my throat, I emailed the legal team @ hot naked laydeeees R us .com

my execution was timely and my plan was perfect, I was about to implement "the google defence". da daaa.



Dear sir webmaster legal chappy


I am confused that you wish us to remove Miss Hubba Hot Honey from our pages, she is very popular and a personal favourite. Having her on such a well viewed page is like free advertising for your company.
Besides I found her on google.


Sincerely

A fellow perv.

I pushed send and thought
"HA! so there! For she is in the public domain and you will not keep this rare beauty from me. So put that in your pipe and incinerate it."

They would crumble before me and see that I was a like minded individual with flawless logic and the mighty pubic (sic) domain would see me right.
All would be well in the world of nekkidity.

I got a reply.

Like 20 minutes later I got a reply.

Cool thinks me,

It's all been a huge misunderstanding and you carry on mate they'll say. They have seen the error of their ways and I bet the argument about advertising has swayed them into offering me more ladies of negotiable hemline.



Andrew,

You are on very, very, very thin ice here.
Obviously you are an amateur.
Copyright infringement is a federal offence and means jail time.
Before we proceed with any talks you remove ALL of our content immediately and confirm ok within 24h or I will hand this over to my lawyer and you will be prosecuted. . Any publication of our photos without permission is a copyright infringement and holds a potential penalty of $150,000 per infringement. It doesn't matter if you found them on Google or another forum. Posting photos you don't own is illegal, period. And if you are using them to
generate traffic for your site and are making money from
this traffic then using our images becomes an actual crime,
punishable by jail time. . The traffic you're getting from our photos
is traffic that might normally join our site to get such photos and
posting our photos illegally costs us thousands, money we would
rather put into paying models for more photos rather than pursuing
law suits. You have no idea what efforts and costs are involved to run an operation like hot naked laydeeees r us .com.
10 full time employees to pay + gear + trips + props + model fees etc
All financed with funds from supportive loyal subscribers,
And not free wankers like yourself spreading it to your fellow free wankers.
I suggest you look up the Copyright Act and the Digital
Millennium Copyright Act for current laws on the subject.





Well that could have gone better, I thought.
the man's an idiot, thousands of forums use millions of images everyday, i was just on soapytitwankforums.com and they had oodles of the stuff.

so slightly perplexed and dreading having to spend the next 10 years sharing a cell with Bubba the Arkansas cow agitator, i decided to give the duplicitous mistress that is google one last try and typed in copyright infringement.
Results 1 - 10 of about 479,000 for copyright infringment

oh shit!


So the next time you hear some bloke in the pub say it's public domain innit.

Run, run away very fast.

as always best wishes MAY'N

[nedrow]

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[andrew748]

gee and i thought this place was closing.

[NoNewbieca]

There's talk Andrew in the other room Online Sportsbook chat about you looking to take down this site with the allegations and whistle blowing on copyright infringement. I am confused. I will give you the benefit of the doubt and hope that this is not true.