Icelandic Museum Offers Long And Short Of The Penis

[Hache Man]

Icelandic Museum Offers Long And Short Of The Penis




Sigurdur Hjartarson is missing a human penis. But he's not worried: four men have promised to donate theirs to him when they die.

Hjartarson is founder and owner of the Icelandic Phallological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close-up look at the long and the short of the male reproductive organ.

His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull's penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

The largest, from a sperm whale, is 70 kg (154 lb) and 1.7 meters (5.58 ft) long. The smallest, a hamster penis bone, is just 2 mm and must be viewed through a magnifying glass. One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but that may soon be rectified since a German, an American, an Icelander and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death.

The American, 52-year-old Stan Underwood, supplied a written description of his penis -- which he purportedly nick-named "Elmo" -- for display alongside a life-size plastic mould of the member as well as his pledge to donate it.
While the Icelandic donor, who is a 93-year-old, was a womanizer in his youth and thought having his penis in the collection might bring him eternal fame but he's rethinking his the offer as he gets older.

"He has mentioned lately that his penis is shrinking as he gets older and he is worried it might not make a proper exhibit," Hjartarson said.

A growing number of people from all over the world view the collection each year, with 60 percent of them women.
Hjartarson began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator.

[WildBill]

Originally Posted by Hache Man

Hjartarson began collecting penises 24 years ago, when working as a school administrator.

Must have been a Catholic school