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12-21-05, 07:32 PM
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Another Day, Another Dollar
Join Date: Jul 19, 2005
Location: A real precarious world.....
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cab driver
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylight out of me. The frightened passenger, apologized to the driver, and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab - I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years. |
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12-23-05, 11:21 AM
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EOG Dedicated
Join Date: Sep 25, 2005
Location: ninety six, s. car.
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gallows humour
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