Uses of the Word F*ck

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Uses of the word Fuck

FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where you are in the world, everyone knows exactly what you mean when you say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why you will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane) and intransitive (John and Jane fucked). It can be an active verb (John fucked Jane) or a passive verb (Jane was fucked by John). Or an adverb (Jane is a fucking bastard) and a noun (Jane is a terrific fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Jane is fucking beautiful).
Further Structures

As you can see there are few words with the versatility of "fuck". Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations.

Greetings	"How the fuck are you?"
Fraud	"I was fucked by the McDonalds Drive Through."
Dismay	"Oh, fuck it."
Trouble	"Well, I guess I'm fucked again."
Aggression	"Fuck you!!!"
Disgust	"Fuck me!!!"
Confusion or Disbelief	"What the fuck....?"
Diffuclty	"I don't understand this fucking thing."
Despair	"Fucked again."
Desperation	"Fuckityfuckfuckfuck."
Incompetence	"He fucks up everything."
Disappointment	"This fucking fucker is fucked."
Intelligence	"He's a fucking genius."
Displeasure	"What the fuck is going on?"
Lost	"Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief	"Unbefuckinglievable!!!"
Retaliation	"Up your fucking ass!!!"
Laziness	"He's just a fuck-off."
Pain	"Fuck ! that hurt."
Pleasure	"Oooooooh Fuuuuuuck"
Love	"Do ya Fuck on first dates?"
Starting a relationship	"Let's fuck now!"
Surprise	"Fucking hell what was that?"
Admiration	"Nice fucking tits!"
Hate	"You Fuck!"
Disappointment	"That's not fucking fair."
A poker hand	"A Royal Fuck."
Denial	"I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity	"I know fuck all about it."
Apathy	"Who gives a fuck."
Resignation	"Oh fuck it."
Suspicion	"Who the fuck are you?"
Panic	"Let's get the fuck out of here!"
Directions	"Fuck off."
Sex	"Let's fuck."
Maternal	"Motherfucker."
Incestuous	"Motherfucker."
Ambiguity	"I'm not so fucking sure."
Agreement	"Absofuckinglutely."
Praising the Lord	"Jesus Fucking Christ.">
I have a headache	"Go fuck yourself."
Refusal	"Oh you can fuck right off."
Pissed off	"Fuck the fucking fuckers!"
Be quiet	"Shut the fuck up."
You're right	"Fucking oath." (Australianism)
Ostentation	"He's just bought a big, fuck-off Mercedes."
Sensuousness	"She was wearing a pair of red leather, fuck-me boots."
Confidence	"Fuckin' A."
Bewilderment	"Fucked if I know."
Enraged	"I'm gonna fuck you up!"
Annoyance	"Fuck off, fucker."
Pissed off	"Fuck you, you fucking fuck."
Tardiness	"It's ten-fucking-thirty already?"
Broken down motorcycle	"Sir, the fucking fucker has fucked up on me.

Famous historical quotes

Never forget the words of these famous people.

General Custer	Where did all them fucking Indians come from?
Mayor of Hiroshima	"What the fuck was that?"
Captain of the Titanic	"Where's all the fucking water coming from?"
Michelangelo	"You want me to paint what on the fucking ceiling?"
Einstein	"Any fucker could understand that."
Sean Penn	"Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck"
John Lennon	"Is that a real fucking gun?"
Donald Campbell	"The fucking throttle is stuck."
Anne Boleyn	"Heads are going to fucking roll."
Richard Nixon	"Who's going to fucking know?"
Niki Lauda	"I thought I could fucking smell petrol."
Mark Thatcher	"What fucking map?"
Picasso	"It does fucking look like her."
Christopher Columbus	"Where the fuck are we?"
Michael Jackson	"It's a fucking skin condition" and more recently "I told you I didn't fucking fuck him!"
Pythagarus	"How the fuck did you work that one out?"
Walt Disney	"Fuck a duck."
Joan of Arc	"I don't suppose it will fucking rain."
George Bush	"Fcuk! I can't spell."
Miss Marples	"I haven't got a fucking clue."
Noah	"Scattered showers, my fucking arse."
Donald Trump	"You're fucking fired!"
Judge Judy	"Shut the fuck up!"
Paris Hilton	"Fuck me."
Ronald Regan to the Pope	"Yes it does fucking hurt."
Harold, Battle of Hastings 1066	"Watch him he'll have some fucker's eye out"
John F Kennedy	"Who needs that fucking bubble top?"
Bill Clinton	"I should have fucked her."
Hurricane Katrina	"Mardi Fuckin Gras this motherfuckers."

Some readers have pointed out that there are also some real famous fuck quotes from historical figures, such as General George Patton who among other things is noted to have said:

"I don't give a fuck for a man who's not always on his toes."

"The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about fucking!"

"We're going to murder those lousy Hun cock suckers by the bushel-fucking-basket."

Australia's Kerry Packer (for a time Australia's richest man; died late 2005) was also very fond of the word "fuck". Perhaps his best remembered quote followed the first time he died in 1990, after suffering a heart attack and being clinically dead for some eight minutes before being revived. When asked if he saw a light at the end of a tunnel he said: "Son, there's fucking nothing there."
Conclusion

The mind boggles at the many creative uses of the word. If by any chance you think I've missed any, please fucking let me know.
How can anyone be offended when you say "FUCK"?
Use it frequently in your daily speech, you will be proud and it will add to your fucking prestige and stature.
Why not say "FUCK YOU !" to someone today.
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[juice]

very comprehensive

[kelp0027]

what about : fuckily

huh???