Reindeer Games: Momma Vs Wilson

[Wilson]

Originally Posted by Blondie

This is a funny thread Wilson.

Not so funny when half these guys are probably child molesters trying to bang my Momma. I am not even that desperate.

[Blondie]

Originally Posted by Wilson

Not so funny when half these guys are probably child molesters trying to bang my Momma. I am not even that desperate.

Now Wilson, I am sure most of the guys on here are normal average guys

[Cannon]

How many different guys have banged momma the last two years?

[ditt52]

dennis has taken his toll on you wilson

[Wilson]

3-2
1-0

Momma has the best of me.

[Momma]

Wilson, Your record is 4-1 not 3-2, as I am 1-0. The Browns will be my final play this week. You need to practice your math. I will see you when I get home.

[Wilson]

Originally Posted by Momma

Wilson, Your record is 4-1 not 3-2, as I am 1-0. The Browns will be my final play this week. You need to practice your math. I will see you when I get home.

Thx Momma.

[Wilson]

NFLX is a piece of cake.

[Momma]

Originally Posted by Momma

Cleveland Browns +3, this line will drop, get on it early and hard, just the way I like it. Sorry Wilson but there has to be some eligible bachelors on this site.

I told everyone the line would drop, hopefully some of you guys got on the Browns at +3. I would like to say this was a sharp play but a push does not qualify. I should have bought the hook when I placed the wager, that would have been the right move.

Wilson 4-1
Momma 1-0-1

[Wilson]

Momma, you better step it up, this is my week to shine.

[Wilson]

Momma, sorry but I have a sure thing, Mr Anton fade system in full effect.

Chicago Bears -3 1/2

Yeah baby, as Mr Luck would say, "winna winna chicken dinna"!

[Momma]

Wilson,

Anton seems to be a nice man (or boy) and could be a good handicapper, you never know. Fading him is not what I would do, but do what you want.

My selection tonight is

Da Bears over 36

[Momma]

Also, Thanks guys for all the kind private messages. Visit me at Match.com and we can arrange some private time. Wilson will be moving out soon and Momma will have alot of free time on her hands (if you know what I mean).

[Momma]

Oh, and Shrink, I cannot meet you in Richmond on Sunday, the drive is too long and I have some personal things to attend to. If you would like to chat, send me a PM, I will be sure to respond. I am sorry that your stepson is a perv like mine, pornography will ruin a child. Thank you for the invitation and the money you wired me, it was a nice gesture.

[Momma]

Easy money Wilson, you have some work to do if you want to win this one.

Momma: 2-0-1

Take that to the bank boys.

[Wilson]

Momma and I didn't have internet last night so we couldn't post our plays and I went the first night in a long time without porn, rough night for me. Momma has been talking to some of you pervs here at EOG, make sure you wear a rubber if you bang her, she has been rode hard and put away wet and I don't need any brothers or sisters.

[Wilson]

Momma: OAKLAND -3

Wilson: Under Pitt 37
KC +3

Momma told me to post this pick, she has been sick and in bed all last night and all day today. Four doctors have been tending to her, alot of grunting and groaning coming out of her room. When I did see Momma the kind doctors were giving her a bath, she looked really tired and was sweating like she had a fever. The doctors are video taping her sickness, they said they have never seen anything like it.

[ballwonder]

Wilson I would wish you luck but I am rooting for momma.

[Wilson]

Originally Posted by ballwonder

Wilson I would wish you luck but I am rooting for momma.

Mr Ballwonder, I always wish you luck even though you banged my Momma and ate all my lebanon bologna. You left your shoes under my Momma's bed, if you want them back send me a 1/2 pound of bologna.

[ballwonder]

Why do I feel the bologna is rancid. I want my shoes or I am contacting the authorities and they will arrest you for theft of my shoes.

[Wilson]

Wilson 5-3
Momma 2-1-1

[Wilson]

Originally Posted by ballwonder

Why do I feel the bologna is rancid. I want my shoes or I am contacting the authorities and they will arrest you for theft of my shoes.

With a mugshot like that I know you have a record, go ahead and call the police, I will tell them that you violated your parole. Momma said stop PM'ing her, she said one night with you was all you paid for and if you want more make a deposit in her paypal account. You two are sick but Momma bought me new underwear with the money you gave her so thanks.