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06-02-06, 05:54 PM
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Join Date: Nov 04, 2005
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A Rabbi and a Priest
A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are walking down the street.
The priest says, "Let's find some little kids and screw 'em." The Rabbi says, "Screw 'em out of what?"  |
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06-02-06, 06:53 PM
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Join Date: Sep 25, 2005
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..a rabbi and priest talkin'.... priest sez" didja ever eat pork??"; and rabbi replied:"yeah; it was good; and i really liked it; but it is forbidden; so i just don't eat pork anymore; sigh." the rabbi asks the priest:"have you ever had sex with a woman." and the priest replies "well; once me and sister mary sneaked off and had a nick fvckin' time, but i felt so guilty; never again..!!" the priest laments:"we give a lot up ; don't we..?" rabbi replies:"well; be honest; the babe was better than any ham sandwich; now ain't it..??? lol gl  |
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06-05-06, 03:10 PM
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