Devil's Top 10 Saturday Nite IM conversations

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TOP 1O SATURDAY NITE DEVIL IM CONVERSATION LINES
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10) "Kid .. 8.5" is impressive but let me tell you how impressive an old man like me is with a short penis ..."

9) "Sex with women? OMG ... kid, that is a good way to turn gay ..."

8) "A great site to talk with gamblers? I hang out @ www.devilswallows.com "

7) "Yeah, I can relate ... the first time I had sex with Mr Rove I was very nervous ..."

6) "Yes, I normally do carry 20 jars of vaseline in the trunk of my car ..."

5) "The first time did hurt but is similar to drinking and I drink every day so I think you can trust me .."

4) "All Republican leaders have slept with other men .."

3) "Yes, I did practice with a banana to make things seem more natural when I first started out .."

2) "It does taste a bit like Pabst Blue Ribbon ...."

1) "I want you to call me George Bush when I turn down the lites ..."