SEC As The Middle East

Hoganknows · 05-10-08, 08:44 AM

lace w:st="on">ALABAMAlace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Saudi Arabialace>. Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and lace w:st="on">Iraqlace> (see below), with an * in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down. >>

LSU:>>
lace w:st="on">Iranlace>. Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader. >>

lace w:st="on">TENNESSEElace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Iraqlace>. Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it is all over. >>

lace w:st="on">FLORIDAlace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Syrialace>. Evil punks who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization. >>

lace w:st="on">GEORGIAlace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Kuwaitlace>. Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to lace w:st="on">Iraqlace>. >>

lace w:st="on">AUBURNlace>: >>
Al Qaeda. No country just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing the Arabians for 6 years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They will be looking for a new leader soon. >>

lace w:st="on">ARKANSASlace>: >>
Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against lace w:st="on">Iranlace> that causes a bit of shake up in rankings) >>

lace w:st="on">MISSISSIPPI STATElace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Qatarlace>. Where the hell is lace w:st="on">Qatarlace>? >>

OLE MISS:>>
lace w:st="on">Afghanistanlace>. Not much going for it, but hot women. >>

VANDERBILT:>>
lace w:st="on">Israellace>. Just leave them alone for God’s sake. What did they ever do to you? >>

lace w:st="on">KENTUCKYlace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Moroccolace>. Not really part of the lace w:st="on">Middle Eastlace>. Has other things to do than fight (or play football) >>

lace w:st="on">SOUTH CAROLINAlace>:>>
lace w:st="on">Libyalace>. Has a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he does not have a whole hell of a lot to back it up with.>>

pvcpipe · 05-11-08, 11:28 PM

Definitely the first time I've heard Auburn compared to Al Qaeda!

Hoganknows · 05-12-08, 06:23 AM

Sorry about the copy and paste--but good fun stuff for the summer.

I like Ole Miss--Hot Women

pvcpipe · 05-13-08, 01:06 PM

"Where the hell is Qatar?"

05-10-08, 08:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
Hoganknows SEC Country Join Date: Oct 15, 2006 Posts: 1,234	SEC As The Middle East lace w:st="on">ALABAMAlace>:>> lace w:st="on">*Saudi Arabialace>. Once a proud kingdom, torn up by fighting and surrounded by Iran and lace w:st="on">Iraqlace> (see below), with an in Al-Qaeda hell bent on bringing them down. >> LSU:>> lace w:st="on">*Iranlace>. Current superpower in the region but it will all come crashing down because they have a highly functioning retard as a leader. >> lace w:st="on">TENNESSEElace>:>>* lace w:st="on">*Iraqlace>. Got a bunch of history but the country as a whole is going in the tank and they will kill themselves off before it is all over. >> lace w:st="on">FLORIDAlace>:>>* lace w:st="on">*Syrialace>. Evil punks who will stoop to whatever level they need to win. No real history to speak of but thinks they are the cradle of civilization. >> lace w:st="on">GEORGIAlace>:>>* lace w:st="on">*Kuwaitlace>. Tons of riches and unrealized potential, but still vulnerable to lace w:st="on">Iraqlace>. >> lace w:st="on">AUBURNlace>: >> Al Qaeda. No country just a movement of disgruntled fanatics who live to blow up those who are more fortunate. No other goal in life than to bring down the House of Saudi Arabia. Terrorizing the Arabians for 6 years is the crowning achievement in their history. Signing day was a major setback to the movement. They will be looking for a new leader soon. >> lace w:st="on">ARKANSASlace>: >> Palestinian territories. No one really cares or worries about them unless they can be of some use (i.e. winning a battle once in a while against lace w:st="on">Iranlace> that causes a bit of shake up in rankings) >> lace w:st="on">MISSISSIPPI* STATElace>:>> lace w:st="on">*Qatarlace>. Where the hell is lace w:st="on">Qatarlace>? >> OLE MISS:>>* lace w:st="on">*Afghanistanlace>. Not much going for it, but hot women. >> VANDERBILT:>>* lace w:st="on">*Israellace>. Just leave them alone for God’s sake. What did they ever do to you? >> lace w:st="on">KENTUCKYlace>:>>* lace w:st="on">*Moroccolace>. Not really part of the lace w:st="on">Middle Eastlace>. Has other things to do than fight (or play football) >> lace w:st="on">SOUTH CAROLINAlace>:>>* lace w:st="on">*Libya*lace>. Has a charismatic leader in a land of nothingness. Will rattle his sword but knows he does not have a whole hell of a lot to back it up with.>>

05-11-08, 11:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
pvcpipe vegas millions Join Date: Nov 04, 2005 Location: birmingham Posts: 4,052	Re: SEC As The Middle East Definitely the first time I've heard Auburn compared to Al Qaeda!

05-12-08, 06:23 AM	#3 (permalink)
Hoganknows SEC Country Join Date: Oct 15, 2006 Posts: 1,234	Re: SEC As The Middle East Sorry about the copy and paste--but good fun stuff for the summer. I like Ole Miss--Hot Women

05-13-08, 01:06 PM	#4 (permalink)
pvcpipe vegas millions Join Date: Nov 04, 2005 Location: birmingham Posts: 4,052	Re: SEC As The Middle East "Where the hell is Qatar?"

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