THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL.....an oldie but goodie

[KTBKRUSHER]

THIS IS ALABAMA FOOTBALL

It's getting serenaded with "Rocky Top" by the Minnesota band after losing a 3rd-tier bowl game.

It's worshipping an old dead drunk.

It's losing cases in courtrooms from Memphis to "Tuscaloser" and still thinking you were innocent.

It's losing 9 of 10 to Tennessee and still thinking you're better.

It's claiming 12 national titles when no one else with half a brain recognizes you with more than 6.

It's making fun of other team's "half a national championship," when most of the ones you claim were shared.

It's claiming a national championship after losing to Mississippi
State and Vandy.

It's claiming national championships after losing your bowl game.

5 coaches in 5 years.

2 probations for cheating in less than 10 years.

Going to Hawaii to get beat and calling it a "Bowl" game.

Moral victory after moral victory.

Biggest tradition is buying and bidding on players.

Knowing your the best team everytime you get beat.

Knowing that the refs are against you.

Knowing that the NCAA is against you.

Knowing that UT owns you.

Waking up to nightmares of hearing "Rocky Top" over and over and over.

Mike Price.

It is watching you go through 4 coaches in 2 years.

It is having head coaches leave for places like Duke, Kentucky, UTEP, and Texas A&M.

It is having your 5th choice for HC turn you down.

It is watching Tommy Tuberville AND Phil Fulmer having as many SEC
wins at Bryant-Denny Stadium as your own Head Coach.

It is remembering when losing by any margin at home to Auburn didn't make THEM fall in the polls.

It is hoping that Northern Illinois doesn't show up again to ruin Homecoming.

It is reminiscing of Shula's Greatest Game - a win over Southern Miss.

It is offering Ole Miss walk-ons Football Scholarships.

It is sharing a home field with the Blazers.

It is fans proudly displaying toilet paper rolls and empty detergent boxes when the whole world can see that you don't know how to use either.

It is a Million Dollar Band and a Two Million Dollar Defensive Line.

It is decades of ignorantly mocking your arch rival for being named
the Tigers and yelling "War Eagle" when you're called the Crimson Tide
and have an Elephant walk the sidelines.

It is giving your head coach a contract extension after going 4-9 and 6-6.

It is giving your head coach a contract where he can earn a bonus for winning 7 games - and the bonus remaining unpaid.

It is throwing bricks through your coach's window after a 10 win
season.

It is knowing that Notre Dame takes pride in saying "well, at least we're not as bad as Alabama".

It is having a head coach realize that the ugliest stripper in Pensacola was prettier than the Alabama coaching job.

It is running off your backup QB by playing him with a concussion.

It is having a losing record since January 1st 2000.

It is being the fourth best football team in your state.

It is refusing to play those teams unless mandated by the state government.

It is forfeiting games for playing an ineligible player for an entire season.

It is getting caught cheating while still on probation.

It is having the AD with the most experience hiring Head Coaches in
the nation, yet worst track record.

And last but not least, being the victim of a conspiracy 15 years in the making involving Phillip Fulmer, the NCAA, the FBI and Osama Bin Laden.

[Cloverleaf]

KT, I appreciate the time and effort you put into this post. I am a Bama fan first,
I pull for all the SEC teams unless they are playing the Tide. You got energy and
we need that this season at EOG to make some money. Need your help friend.
Let's all help each other with good stuff and still be loyal to our teams. We can
be a winning team at EOG in college football. Has before and will this year....need
your help friend. Thanks. (We will win during NCAA football...period)

[BigdaddyQH]

Clover. Don't expect any help from a Tennessee homer so blinded that this is all he can post. I have asked him time and time again for a breakdown of his beloved Tennessee team, and this is what he comes up with. The facts are these. 'Bama is 3-1 S/U against Tennessee in their last 4 meetings and will make it 4-1 after this year. Alabama is in the hunt for the SEC Title game and a BCS game. Tennessee is in the hunt for the Music City Bowl. Alabama has one of the more successful coaches in the NCAA. Tennessee has a HC that is the only man in football that can make Al Davis look good. No Tennessee fan can argue any of thise points. So just wait until the Oct 24th rout at Bryand-Denney is over, and then ask KT about his Tennessee losers.

[KTBKRUSHER]

oh little daddy....you must have realized i was on vacation because you came out of your hole after trying to call me out...me putting bet out there and you being scared.

Alabama is in the hunt for the SEC Title game and a BCS game

clearly you do not research football and have no idea what bammer has coming back and does not...although they do have favorable schedule.
I believe bammer loses 3 games this year...4 if bowl matchup wrong

[BigdaddyQH]

Originally Posted by KTBKRUSHER

oh little daddy....you must have realized i was on vacation because you came out of your hole after trying to call me out...me putting bet out there and you being scared.

Alabama is in the hunt for the SEC Title game and a BCS game

clearly you do not research football and have no idea what bammer has coming back and does not...although they do have favorable schedule.
I believe bammer loses 3 games this year...4 if bowl matchup wrong

Name the three losses smart ass. Right now. You shot your mouth off, now let's hear it. Surely you do not think that the trash from Tennessee can defeat them, do you? I'll do you one better. Since you are such a screwed up simpleton, here is what you will say, if you are sober enough to say it. You will say that 'Bama loses to Va.Tech, Ole Miss and LSU. Am I right boy? Just fall in line with the rest of the losers. You are useless. No brains or imagination at all. All you can do is post what someone reads to you. You may as well assume the position now boy. The butt kicking starts NOW.

[KTBKRUSHER]

I speak you no longer until you become a man of your word and take the bet you are too much of a puss to take it..you say you the man....you pay your mortgage take suckers bets..
put up or shut up you puss want to be internet tough guy

[The Noob]

KT what do you think about the opener against VT? Bama with A first year QB with a remade O-line going against Bud fosters D that he says could be his best ever.

Bama D should be very good as well, but don't be surprised to see VT with some option looks this year.

Should be damn good game to start off the year

[KTBKRUSHER]

low scoring game IMO..smashmouth with a special teams victory for bammer IMO