Fantasy Baseball Bitch and Moan Thread

[HotStreak]

If you put together a good draft list and followed it, there is a good chance that your team sucks ass right now. So many star players off to miserable starts. So many pitchers, especially closers, getting lit up.

I present my #1 offending Fantasy Baseball Squad($250 entry 10 team Yahoo 5x5 Head 2 Head)

C: Baker
1B:Howard
2B Pedroia
SS:S.Drew
3B A-Rod
OF:Hamilton
OF:Markakis
OF:McLouth
U:Cantu
U:Bruce

BN:H.Pence,F.Lopez,C.Delgado,G.Soto, N.Cruz
DL: Doumit

SP:Volquez
SPanks
SP:E.Jackson
SP:Nolasco
RP:Rivera
RP:Cordero
P:Gregg
P:Morrow

BN;D.Braden
DL:Zambrano

Gregg: god damn gas can!
Morrow:god damn gas can!
Soto::fing er00418 hits in 89 AB 1HR and 10 RBI
Nolasco::f inger004 41 IP 7.96ERA only 2 W
S.Drew::fi nger004 .214 BA
J.Hamilton Hopefully those ribs are healed up.
A-Rod Batting .154 in 2 weeks back from the DL
The DL in general:fi nger004 at one point I had 6 guys in red.

Only thing missing from my team is Big Papi, maybe I can trade Markakis for him.

I'm dead last and losing 8-2 going into Sunday this week. How you doin?

[HotStreak]

Still getting my ass kicked. Made a couple changes last week. Grabbed Cuddyer dropped Delgado and grabbed Ricky Romero/Porcello dropping Braden/Nolasco. Not tossing it in yet. A lot of ball to be played.


C: Baker
1B:Howard
2B Pedroia
SS:S.Drew
3B A-Rod
OF:Hamilton
OF:Markakis
OF:McLouth
U:Cantu
U:Bruce

BN:H.Pence,F.Lopez,Cuddyer,G.Soto, N.Cruz
DL: Doumit

SP:Zambrano
SP Danks
SP:E.Jackson
SP:Porcello
RP:Rivera
RP:Cordero
P:Gregg
P:Romero

BN;Morrow
DL: Volquez

Looks like my bitchin got Gregg on track this week. I'd now like to take the time to call out

S.Drew
G.Soto

You got some guys on your squad fucking you over? Call em out here. It just might unjinx them.

[HotStreak]

Living in the basement is good. If you can stand the rats and the radon!





Here is what I look like going into 6/15. This league is weekly.

Standard Yahoo 5x5(R,Avg,HR,SB,RBI....ERA,WHIP,S,W,K)







My stable of Gas Cans!




I am going to grind away and make the playoffs, That 6 spot is 14.5 games away and i have 14 weeks to get there. A fresh viewpoint would be appreciated. I'll keep updating as I make my surge.

[HotStreak]

[HotStreak]

THAT'S ALL FOLKS.

In the two weeks since my last update I've gone 0-9 and 0-10.

[HotStreak]

2348ji 23e234 8ji23e

[HotStreak]

[HotStreak]

[diogee]

Time for a huge run HotStreak...looks like you have suffered a bit from the injury bug as well. Take it you traded off Cello and Romero?

[HotStreak]

Porcello and Romero have been swiming in and out of the waiver pool all year. We are only 10 teams deep, so a lot of good stuff in the trash heap. Here is how I look going into this week. I snagged Romero back last week.

[HotStreak]

Probably gonna drop one of my closers Howell or Gregg when Volquez comes off the DL.

I'm on the fence about starting Asdrubal Cabrera over Drew at SS. Went with Drew this week because he had 1 more game, all at home. Gonna get Hamilton back in there and likely bench Cruz(he's been slumping).


Scratching and clawing 21 games out of a play off spot!

[HotStreak]

[HotStreak]

Just as I was gaining momentum, my own father rips my heart out. I am left to die in the filthy basement of our fantasy league.

Farewell.