I MAY BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH

WE DECIDED TO GO TO THE STORE ROUND 5PM. MY WIFE WOULD NOT STAY HOME WITH THE NEW BABY....SHE JUST HAD TO GO!!! AFTER THE GROCERY STORE, SHE INSISTS THAT WE STOP OFF AT HER WORK SO SHE CAN SHOW OFF THE NEW BABY! I DIDNT WANT TO BUT SHE INSISTED! SO AFTER A 30 MINUTE STOP AT HER WORK, WE FINALLY HEAD HOME! THE KIDS AND WIFE ENTER THE HOUSE....IM UNLOADING THE GROCERIES....NEXT THING I HEAR....BANG,SMASH,POW,!! MY KIDS AND WIFE COME FLYING OUTTA THE HOUSE! A FUCKING CADDILAC CRASHED INTO OUR HOUSE! RIGHT INTO MY SONS BEDROOM!:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
LUCKILY, NO ONE WAS INJURED!:cheers
2NIGHT IM THE LUCKIEST GUY ON EARTH!:cheers COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: I MAY BE THE LUCKIEST MAN ON EARTH

Man.....that is crazy Shawn!

Good to hear everyone is ok! :thumbsup
 

BetPot

EOG Addicted
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real lucky noone's hurt !!!
now check your insurance pay outs :)
 

Katie

EOG Master
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you have the strangest things happen to you. i'm glad no one was hurt!
 
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OH MY GOD!! CRAZY!! WOULD HE HAVE BEEN IN THE ROOM IF NOT FOR STOPPING BY WORK??

VERY LUCKY EITHER WAY!!:thumbsup
 
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WOULD U BELIVE THERE WAS A FUCKING PHOTOGRAPHER HERE FROM THE NEWSPAPER TAKING PICS?
 

BetPot

EOG Addicted
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it really is strange thing, i think i watched this on RealTv couple days ago...
a truck crashed into an office or something...
so why did that cadillac driver screw up? probably drunk? high? ....
 
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Jimmy Hoffa<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_529234", true); </SCRIPT> ..........I DONT THINK.....UNLESS HE WAS DRESSED AS A 3 YEAR OLD LIL GIRL!
 
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I GO FLYING AROUND THE HOUSE WITH MY 38 IN HAND.....I SEE A 20ISH BLACK MALE STANDING THERE WITH A LIL GIRL! STORY HE GIVES IS...... HE LEFT LIL GIRL IN CAR WHILE HE RAN IN HOUSE AND SHE PUT IN IT GEAR!:doh1
 
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COPS COULDNT ARREST HIM....CAUSE HE WASNT DRIVING!:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: I DIDNT SMELL ALCOHOL ON HIM NOR DID THE COPS.
 

sick gambler

EOG Member
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i guess you can say that my racist test was accurate??


Did you see question #5?



Do you think black people can't drive?






 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
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LUCKY MY ARSE SHAUN YOU MIGHT BE THE DUMBEST WHITE GUY IN THE WORLD.YOU HAD AN OPEN AND SHUT CASE AND YOU BEING THE IDIOT YOU ARE PASSED ON IT.ALL YOU HAD TO DO YOU F-CKING MORON WAS GO INTO THE ROOM AND LIE ON THE FLOOR COMPLAINING OF BACK AND NECK INJURIES AND YOU ARE GAURENTEED A 50,000 DOLLAR SETTLEMENT.WHAT THE F-CK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU YOU FAKE INJURIES CALL A JEW LAWYER AND YOU HAVE AN OPEN AND SHUT CASE.I ONLY WISH SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN TO ME :doh1 JESUS CHRIST WHATS THE MATTER WITH YOU GUYS OH I AM GLAD EVERYBODY IS O.K. F-CK THAT SURE ITS NICE THAT MOM AND THE KIDS ARE ALIVE BUT THINK OF YOUR FAMILY GOTTI IF YOU GOT KILLED THEY ARE ON EASY STREET.

NEXT TIME THINK OF YOUR FAMILY AND TAKE ONE FOR THEM.ITS NOT TO LATE GOTTI CALL A JEW LAWYER AND TELL HIM YOU WERE DELERIOUS AFTER THE ACCIDENT AND THE CAR REALLY DID HIT YOU AND YOUR BACK IS KILLING YOU.DO WHAT I TELL YOU SHAUN I KNOW HOW THE SYSTEM WORKS:cheers
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
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HEY GOTTI IF YOU WERE REALLY THE LUCKIEST GUY IN THE WORLD YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SEVERLY BRAIN DAMAGED THEN WE WOULDNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOUR BULLSHIT AND YOU COULD SIT ON THE COUCH FOR 24HOURS A DAY STARING INTO SPACE AND SAYING (BEANTOWNJIM WAS RIGHT) I ALMOST GOT KILLED:party
 
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BEANTOWNJIM<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_529278", true); </SCRIPT> .............YEAH I GUESS YOUR RIGHT! BUT I WASNT THINKING STRAIGHT AT THE TIME!:cheers
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
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HEY LISTEN KID WHO GIVES A F-CK IF HE HAS CAR INSURANCE OR NOT YOU ARE GOING TO SUE YOUR OWN HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE YOU DUMMY.DONT WORRY THERES ALWAYS SOMEBODY TO SUE IF YOU GET THE RIGHT LAWYER.JUST GET INTO THAT ROOM AND LIE ON THE GROUND AND CALL AN AMBULANCE TRUST ME KID ITS NOT TO LATE.ALL YOU DO IS SAY YOU WERE DAZED AND YOU DONT REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT BEAM HIT YOU ON THE HEAD.IF YOU WANT I CAN COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH A HAMMER FOR %20 LET ME KNOW I WILL FLY THERE TONIGHT.JUST SHOW SOME KIND OF INJURY GOTTI AND YOU WILL MAKE A SCORE.:+money-8+
 
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ID LIKE TO KNOW.....HOW THE NEWSPAPER PHOTOGRAPHER HEARD ABOUT IT!:+clueless :+clueless :+clueless
 

sick gambler

EOG Member
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hey beantown, you're watching too much All in The Family. You're making this whole thing into episode #3 of all in the family.

Archie fakes an injury in a car accident.. hires a jew lawyer from the firm of Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz, and Rabinowitz.. the 3 wise men..

Tries to get a settlement by faking a neck injury... Then the Jew Lawyer leaves the case when he finds out there are witnesses who happen to be a station wagon filled with nuns.. Archie ends up with zippo..

the same thing would've happened to Gotti.. but then again you never know, because i'm sure there were no station wagon filled with nuns as witnesses..
 
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I DONT KNOE SHIT BOUT JEW LAWYERS! BUT JEW BROADS ARE FUCKING HOT! I LOVE THEM BIG NOSES!:cocktail
 

dirty

EOG Master
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Glad all is well Gotti..... Beaner... you just ain't right man
 
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TONY MONTANA<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_529706", true); </SCRIPT> ............ yeah, its pretty bad! alot of my sons stuff is broken....took out a big entertainment stand, tv, play station, trophies all things that can be replaced! the bunmper is like 6 inches from the new babys crib! could have been alot worse!:cheers
 
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they are working getting the car out now!

ill try to post some pics later!:thumbsup
 

Hal01

EOG Veteran
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No pics? Guess this really didn't happen...:+signs15-
 
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