Christmas Stuff

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

Yep, S Club 7 :)

Have they split up completely?

I always thought those 2 girls, the one in middle/right (Rachel I think) and the dark haired one of far left end were eye candy. Rachel (the one who opens the song) sounds a bit like Olivia Newton John....
 

andrew748

Banned
Re: Christmas Stuff

no idea mate and given the manufactured talent i'm not that bothered

but for you i could research if need be :)
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff



Snow Flakes

<!-- DESCRIPTION -->"This recipe is for use with a cookie press. Wonderfully soft and more flavorful than the average spritz cookie."

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 cup butter flavored shortening
  • 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
  • 1 cup white sugar
  • 1 egg yolk
  • 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
  • 1 teaspoon orange zest
  • 2 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
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  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C ).
  2. In a medium bowl, cream together shortening, cream cheese, and sugar. Beat in egg yolk, vanilla, and orange zest. Continue beating until light and fluffy. Gradually stir in flour, salt, and cinnamon. Fill the cookie press, and form cookies on ungreased cookie sheet.
  3. Bake in preheated oven for 10 to 12 minutes. Remove from cookie sheet, and cool on wire racks.

 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

What is Christmas?

<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width=440>The word Christmas comes from the words Cristes maesse, or "Christ's Mass." Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus for members of the Christian religion. Most historians peg the first celebration of Christmas to Rome in 336 A.D. Christmas is both a holiday and a holy day. In America it is one of the biggest event of the year (especially for kids), and for members of the Christian religions it is an important day on the religious calendar.

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Why is Christmas such a big deal?


<TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top width=440>There are two reasons why Christmas is such a big deal:
  • According to the 1994 "Britannica Book of the Year," there are 1.8 billion Christians in a total world population of 5.5 billion, making it the largest religion worldwide. In America, 241 million out of a total population of 281 million people are Christians -- that's 85 percent. Because Christians follow Jesus, the birth of Jesus is important to them.
  • In America, the weeks leading up to Christmas are the biggest shopping weeks of the year. Many retailers make up to 70 percent of their annual revenue in the month preceding Christmas. Therefore, retailers hype the event beyond belief.
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</CENTER>[/FONT]</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>According to Daniel Boorstin in his book "The Americans," Christmas was largely a non-event in America until the 1860s. 1867 was the first year that Macy's department store in New York City remained open until midnight on Christmas Eve. 1874 was the year of the first window displays with a Christmas theme at Macy's. It has snowballed from there.

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Why do people give each other presents on Christmas day?

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</CENTER></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>The tradition of gifts seems to have started with the gifts that the wise men (the Magi) brought to Jesus. As recounted in the Bible's book of Matthew, "On coming to the house they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshipped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh." As mentioned in the previous question, however, no one was really in the habit of exchanging elaborate gifts until late in the 1800s. The Santa Claus story (described later), combined with an amazing retailing phenomenon that has grown since the turn of the century, has made gift giving a central focus of the Christmas tradition.

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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

<TABLE cellPadding=6 width="90%" align=center><TBODY><TR><TD>Snowmen Jokes

What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy ?
She gave him the cold shoulder !
</TD></TR><TR><TD>What do snowmen wear on their heads ?Ice caps !</TD></TR><TR><TD>What do snowmen eat for lunch ?
Icebergers ! </TD></TR><TR><TD>Where do snowmen go to [COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]dance[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] ?
Snowballs ! </TD></TR><TR><TD>How do snowmen travel around ?
By iceicle !</TD></TR><TR><TD>What sort of ball doesn't bounce ?
A snowball !</TD></TR><TR><TD>How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet !</TD></TR><TR><TD>What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite !</TD></TR><TR><TD>How do you call an Eskimo [COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]cow[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] ?
An Eskimoo ! </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

<TABLE cellPadding=6 width="90%" align=center><TBODY><TR><TD>Reindeer Jokes

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
?Horn?-aments!</TD></TR><TR><TD>How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!</TD></TR><TR><TD>What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?
She?d go to a ?re-tail?shop for a new one!</TD></TR><TR><TD>Why is Prancer always wet?
Because he?s a ?rain?-[COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]deer[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR]!</TD></TR><TR><TD>Why does Scrooge love all of the reindeer?
Because every buck is dear to him!</TD></TR><TR><TD>Which of Santa's reindeer has bad manners?
?Rude?-olph!</TD></TR><TR><TD>What do you call a reindeer wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want because he can?t hear you!</TD></TR><TR><TD>What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will ?sleigh? you!</TD></TR><TR><TD>How does Rudolph know when [COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]Christmas[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] is coming?
He looks at his calen-?deer?!</TD></TR><TR><TD>What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
?[COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]Elk[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR]?-a-seltzer!</TD></TR><TR><TD>How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the ?deer?-bell!</TD></TR><TR><TD>What's red and white and gives presents to [COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]gazelles[/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR]?
Santelope!</TD></TR><TR><TD>How many reindeer does it take to change a [COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]light [/FONT][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]bulb[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR]?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down!</TD></TR><TR><TD>Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was ?elf?-taught!</TD></TR><TR><TD>Why did Rudolph the [COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]red-nosed [/FONT][COLOR=blue! important][FONT=Arial, verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif]reindeer[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR] cross the road?
Because he was tied to a chicken!</TD></TR><TR><TD>Why do reindeer wear fur coats?
Because they look silly in snowsuits!</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
 

Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

The original Burger King Song
(Many remakes to follow)



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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

Burger King Song
(Family Guy Show)





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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

Burger King Song
(Some Scary Guy, haha)


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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

Burger King Song
(From some cartoon)


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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

Burger King Song
(What's wrong with these people?)


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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff

<FORM>What do elves learn in school? </FORM>
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</FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>The elf-abet</OPTION></SELECT>







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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
</FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>Silent Night</OPTION></SELECT>







Why does Santa have 3 gardens? <FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>So he can hoe hoe hoe</OPTION></SELECT></FORM>
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<FORM>What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
</FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>Frosted Flakes</OPTION></SELECT>






What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? <FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>Frostbite</OPTION></SELECT></FORM>








How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? <FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>Fleece Navidad!</OPTION></SELECT></FORM>








What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? <FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>Crisp Cringle</OPTION></SELECT></FORM>
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? </FORM><FORM><SELECT> <OPTION selected>?<OPTION>Claustrophobic</OPTION></SELECT></FORM><FORM>
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Hache Man

"Seven Days Without Gambling Makes One Weak"
Re: Christmas Stuff



Students join sand sculpture artists to create a 30-meter-long (100-foot-long) Santa Claus sculpture on the Puri golden beach, in the Indian state of Orissa on the eve of Christmas, Sunday, Dec. 24, 2006. Though Hindus and Muslims
 
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