Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
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mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
i'll pretend i didnt read that.
it seems as if you would prefer to have sex with men. if ive got 3 holes to choose from, the ass will never be the first.
:nono
i'll pretend i didnt read that.
it seems as if you would prefer to have sex with men. if ive got 3 holes to choose from, the ass will never be the first.
:nono
UWinSports
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
gay sex at the movies. disgusting
gay sex at the movies. disgusting
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
uwin, we didn't ask you to share your worst experience.
:+clueless
uwin, we didn't ask you to share your worst experience.
:+clueless
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
i would rather have a kid than chocolate flavored love meet.
i would rather have a kid than chocolate flavored love meet.
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
not many things than a game of 'hide the doinker' with your lady at an Os game.
:cheers :cheers :cheers
not many things than a game of 'hide the doinker' with your lady at an Os game.
:cheers :cheers :cheers
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
ok for you, where is the best place you have you played a game of, 'open my steaming meat curtains'?
:+clueless
ok for you, where is the best place you have you played a game of, 'open my steaming meat curtains'?
:+clueless
OscarB
EOG Dedicated
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
ZZ - Os game - nice.
pvc - ass - also, nice.
I'm really having to think back bout this one; I guess it would be the time in my office with one of my math students. She wanted an "A" - I gave her the "D"ick. hah
:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
ZZ - Os game - nice.
pvc - ass - also, nice.
I'm really having to think back bout this one; I guess it would be the time in my office with one of my math students. She wanted an "A" - I gave her the "D"ick. hah
mofome
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mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
just trying to keep you involved, mrs katie.
:houra
just trying to keep you involved, mrs katie.
:houra
Katie
EOG Master
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
i know, mo...you're just too quick for me, babe!
i know, mo...you're just too quick for me, babe!
pvcpipe
EOG Master
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
I really miss the Auburn sorrostitutes.
I really miss the Auburn sorrostitutes.
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
Driving to Cape.
Driving to Cape.
mofome
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the Umass athletic department has named their school mascot after your friend mo.
:cheers
i know, mo...you're just too quick for me, babe!
the Umass athletic department has named their school mascot after your friend mo.
:cheers
Katie
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
i have a feelin i'm gonna regret this, but what would the name of their mascot be, moie????
i have a feelin i'm gonna regret this, but what would the name of their mascot be, moie????
mofome
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Katie
EOG Master
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
15 passenger van on the way back from a ski race in college... To get the full picture - you gotta understand our van.
It's packed with like 12 or 13 people, race gates, drills, skis, poles, mud, etc.. It's like 5 degrees in VT or NH. I always wore a pair of fleece pants home Sunday nights for the drive back to Boston.
It was not unusual for one of the female racers to use my thighs as a pillow - remember - it's cold.
Well one trip home... A particularly cold trip, this cutie is laying there and has her coat draped over her for warmth... First hour or so was normal - she was asleep and I was dosing in and out of sleep.
Next thing I know, her mouth is wrapped around my pole. For a few years, I did not think anyone knew, but I guess a few others were aware - came out at a bar one night. We all had a good laugh.
Sean
15 passenger van on the way back from a ski race in college... To get the full picture - you gotta understand our van.
It's packed with like 12 or 13 people, race gates, drills, skis, poles, mud, etc.. It's like 5 degrees in VT or NH. I always wore a pair of fleece pants home Sunday nights for the drive back to Boston.
It was not unusual for one of the female racers to use my thighs as a pillow - remember - it's cold.
Well one trip home... A particularly cold trip, this cutie is laying there and has her coat draped over her for warmth... First hour or so was normal - she was asleep and I was dosing in and out of sleep.
Next thing I know, her mouth is wrapped around my pole. For a few years, I did not think anyone knew, but I guess a few others were aware - came out at a bar one night. We all had a good laugh.
Sean
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
now thats a good story.
:cheers :cheers :cheers
:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
now thats a good story.
:cheers :cheers :cheers
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
concession stand stock room in h.s. i gave her the hot dog!!! lol!!!:finger004
concession stand stock room in h.s. i gave her the hot dog!!! lol!!!:finger004
Bettor days
EOG Dedicated
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
On a packed school bus on the way up to a high school field trip to disney. Good times.:cheers
On a packed school bus on the way up to a high school field trip to disney. Good times.:cheers
JohnnyDeMarco
EOG Addicted
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
nordtsrom dressing room. she tried on like 5 outfits and by number 3 it was over.
nordtsrom dressing room. she tried on like 5 outfits and by number 3 it was over.
SOFTBALL DAVE
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
:+textinb3
TONY I HEARD THAT THE HOT DOG WASNT EVEN BUN LENGTH!!!:+textinb3 JK:cheers
:+textinb3
TONY I HEARD THAT THE HOT DOG WASNT EVEN BUN LENGTH!!!:+textinb3 JK:cheers
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
Mrs Montana, care to confirm this for us?
:+clueless
:LMAO :LMAO :LMAO
Mrs Montana, care to confirm this for us?
:+clueless
OscarB
EOG Dedicated
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The cold beer tastes good tonight Dirty. Can't wait till baseball & Nascar. Have you ever called your thing "man inches" ? That sounds gay to me.
The cold beer tastes good tonight Dirty. Can't wait till baseball & Nascar. Have you ever called your thing "man inches" ? That sounds gay to me.
Katie
EOG Master
Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
don't let andrew hear you say that!
don't let andrew hear you say that!
dirty
EOG Master
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:houra :houra :houra :+textinb3 :+textinb3 :+textinb3
Get your ass in our Nascar contest.... lots of fun.... I am Drinking Vodka.... No beer for me in the winter :cocktail :cocktail
:houra :houra :houra :+textinb3 :+textinb3 :+textinb3
Get your ass in our Nascar contest.... lots of fun.... I am Drinking Vodka.... No beer for me in the winter :cocktail :cocktail
mofome
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Re: Best Spot you've ever fed a lady your man inches?
of courses it does to you. you've never had yours refered to in the plural form of the word 'inch'. thats new to you.
:cheers
of courses it does to you. you've never had yours refered to in the plural form of the word 'inch'. thats new to you.
:cheers