DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING MY FIRST EVER NASCAR RACE!

ARE THEY GOONA SAY....GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES AT EXACTLY 2PM?

SHOULD I START DRINKING NOW IF I WANNA BE REAL FUCKED UP BY HALFTIME OF THE RACE?

YA NEVER KNOW! YALL MAY JUST TURN ME INTO A REDNECK!:+music1-6 :cheers


GIT ER DONE!:cheers
 

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

you're also gonna need some old Milwaukee and a flag t shirt
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

SHAWN, you have to pay attention to ALL the strategy going on and not just think of cars running circles.
 
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Just remember Shawn



No right hand turns allowed today
 
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING MY FIRST EVER NASCAR RACE!

ARE THEY GOONA SAY....GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES AT EXACTLY 2PM?

SHOULD I START DRINKING NOW IF I WANNA BE REAL FUCKED UP BY HALFTIME OF THE RACE?

YA NEVER KNOW! YALL MAY JUST TURN ME INTO A REDNECK!:+music1-6 :cheers




GIT ER DONE!:cheers


Shawn,
are you going to Daytona to watch "live" or just on TV buddy?


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The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

Mofome likes to discuss Ken and tanning. Look at Jeff Hammond on FOX commentating the 500.
 
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Shawn

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The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

You think me or you could jog around w/out stopping?
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

These guys are pedal to the floor all around listening to the Trackpass Scanner.
 
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The General<SCRIPT type=text/javascript> vbmenu_register("postmenu_608915", true); </SCRIPT> ................THEY JUST SAID THAT MY BUCSH IS WORRIED BOUT THE TIRES? HOW MANY LAPS B4 WE NEED NEW TIRES?
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: DIRTY OR GENERAL.......TODAY I WILL BE WATCHING

Well, that just depends on the handling of the car for each driver. I'd say at least every 70-75 you NEED new tires.
 
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That is great

ENJOY SHAWN

General,
going to Daytona to see it live is totally different than on tv right.

Tell you what, when those cars roar around that track at 200 mph+ every hair on our body stands up buddy, it is really something to see, if you have never seen it Live @ Daytona Int.



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The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
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General,
going to Daytona to see it live is totally different than on tv right.

Tell you what, when those cars roar around that track at 200 mph+ every hair on our body stands up buddy, it is really something to see, if you have never seen it Live @ Daytona Int.



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I am a big fan but never went to the track live for NASCAR. I am very interested in a night race at Bristol or Richmond before my time on earth is done.
 
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