It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

3-Some
 

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Seriously, if you have ever wanted to do anything sexually, that she may have found taboo, now would be the time for real...

BTW. Happy Birthday HArrington
 

dirty

EOG Master
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Happy Birthday....I agree with Lawrence....
 
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Happy B day, sound like a trap!
 

Harrington

EOG Enthusiast
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

She agreed to a three some many years ago with one catch, she wants one as well but with me and another guy. I said forget that.
 
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

^^ if she goes through with it, she will could, and likely will, use it against you the rest of your life. Make it worth it :+whipping :cheers



nevermind Harrington, just saw ur post.
 

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

yeah, that's not a good deal..

Well, without getting too grotesque, I would suggest asking for back-door clearance, if that is something that is usually not an option...

Or just kick back, and have her get your head right while you watch a ball game
 

Harrington

EOG Enthusiast
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

yeah, that's not a good deal..

Well, without getting too grotesque, I would suggest asking for back-door clearance, if that is something that is usually not an option...

Or just kick back, and have her get your head right while you watch a ball game

Never has been an option and have been trying for years and that is what I am leaning toward at this time.
 

The General

Another Day, Another Dollar
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Happy Bday man

Enjoy the remainder

I'd ask for a nice meal, homecooked.
 
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

well harrington!! i have been watching a few of those porn short films while digging up photos and I have few new tricks up my sleeve!!
 

vinividivinci

EOG Addicted
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Happy birthday!!

Do everything you can to make it a memorable (pleasurable) experience for her. Will pay off for another 20 years.


VVV
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

TELL HER YOU WANT A 20 YR OLD FOR THE NITE
 

roach23

Banned
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

get a Blumpkin. Happy bday.
 

Katie

EOG Master
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

men!!!
 

d ray

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Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

blow job, food anal sex then ice cream fed to you.
 

professor 08

EOG Member
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

You have to give to get guys. Nothing wrong with that.
 

Bagiant

EOG Dedicated
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

I would go the "Brown Derby" route. May never happen again!>
 

andrew748

Banned
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

bum sex is over rated

wtf !!! :doh1


i must still be drunk

happy birthday
 

Katie

EOG Master
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

bum sex is over rated

wtf !!! :doh1


i must still be drunk

happy birthday

oh PU-lease!!!!
 
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I

sounds like it's going to be a grand bday for you.
Good luck!
 

Matt

EOG Veteran
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Happy Birthday Harrington, sounds like you were in for quite the eventful evening.

Glad to see you posting more often over here.
 
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Twenty plus years you say. Tell her to paint the house.

Seriously though, Happy Birthday.
 

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

just saw this but like others

ANAL

is what i would have hoped for and maybe she will like it and you can do it every so often as opposed to when hell freezes over
 

Harrington

EOG Enthusiast
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Well my birthday has passed and I must tell you all what happened last evening. We both fell asleep on the coach at 9:30 watching TV!!! No anal, no head, no nothing!! Man it sucks getting old.:doh1

I'm hoping she'll at least wash my Harley or give me a rain check on the back door. Oh well at least I had Syracuse last night. Later boys.
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Well my birthday has passed and I must tell you all what happened last evening. We both fell asleep on the coach at 9:30 watching TV!!! No anal, no head, no nothing!! Man it sucks getting old.:doh1

I'm hoping she'll at least wash my Harley or give me a rain check on the back door. Oh well at least I had Syracuse last night. Later boys.


WELL IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE HARRINGTON.......YOU COULD HAVE WOKE UP WITH A DILDO IN YOUR ASS AND A NOTE FROM YOUR WIFE SAYING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU WANTED ANAL, YOU GOT ANAL"..........
 

JohnnyDeMarco

EOG Addicted
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

i have a freind who swapped wives with another guy about 3 months ago. Never ever do that!!!! both of those marriages are over. his wife will never respect him again for him allowing another guy to pound her while he watched. presents come with repurcussions. both of these guys went back door on the other guy's wife. they both say that night was great but the suffering afterwards was not worth it. they both have 10-12 year old kids. one kid came home from school and asked his dad did you do mrs. XXX in the butt?
 
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Jeez. Anal ain't that good. Its something you do to someone you will flee, nothing more. Talk about "owing" something to your girl if she gives it up. Threesomes are a mess too, you know your girl is going to get all judgmental on you. Pick a girl that's too hot and its going to give you issues. Pick a girl she accepts and you probably won't care about it.

Best thing to do in a spot like this is say "honey I want to go out for the night and don't want you to ask a single question about what I am going to do". Then head out and do whatever you desire. How can you beat that?
 

stef

EOG Enthusiast
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

Never did understand this anal obsession people have (ok I have done it and like some others, thinks its overrated). But anyway Happy Birthday.
 

Lawrence

EOG Dedicated
Re: It's my birthday today and my wife of 20 plus years just agreed to do anything I want

As long as you had a good day, doesnt matter if you didnt do anything sick to your wife
 
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