Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

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In Honor of Doc Saying the Same phrases over and over again Like those Dolls that Children Buy at the Store, Alex Jones has decided to Honor his Favorite Communist Conspiracy Theorist and Anti American hero -- Mr Doc Mercer...


This Month only you can get these 2 special Dolls with Anti American Rants and Incoherent Psychobabble for 3 easy Monthly installments of $59.99!!!! That is right Folks, I am Broke and I need more Commies and Conspiracy theorists to Bring me Out of the Poor House, so you can Have these 2 collectors Edition Dolls for 3 Monthly Installments of $59.99 or if you Use your Credit Card Today they can be yours for the Very Special "Doc Mercer is My Hero" price of $150... So Act Now.... These Bad Boys will not Last Long !!!!!



Please See Below the Exclusive Pics of the Dolls you will acquire... What is Better than to Give the Gift of Anti Americanism and the spread of Communism to the Ones you Love



These Dolls Are Easy to Operate..They have Broom Handles Coming out of their Ass and when you want them to Utter a Anti American Saying Just please Push the Broom Handle and they will Yell out Tons of Anti American and Tell you How great Communism is... These things are so easy to Operate...EVEN DOC MERCER CAN DO IT :houra:houra:houra


THANKS,


YOUR PAL ALEX JONES

 

[The Devil]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

alex jones will be able to retire on the sales of these babies.......doc mercer will sell big in cuba and venezuela........

 

[dirty]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

Get your dolls.... They are going fast...Supplies are limited

 

[The Devil]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

ALEX JONES MUST BE MAKING A FORTUNE ON THESE..........WONDER IF HE PLAYES WITH THE BROOM STICKS BEFORE HE SENDS THEM OUT??????

 

[The Devil]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

JUST SPOKE TO ALEX JONES:

HE SAID OVERNIGHT THESE DOLLS HAVE BECOME HIS BEST SELLING ITEMS......FAR SURPASSING HIS TSHIRT AND HAT SALES.........

HE IS TRYING TO FIND MORE DOLLS, BUT IT IS APPARENT THAT VENEZUELANS ARE BUYING THE DOLLS AT A FEVERISH RATE..........

 

[The Devil]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

HE ALSO SAID AT THIS RATE, "HE WILL NO LONGER JUST BE SURVIVING".....

GOOD FOR YOU ALEX, THIS IS THE AMERICAN WAY......

 

[dirty]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

Glad to see Alex is coming up and Not having to live in his Cardboard Box anymore devil

 

[The Devil]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

wow he even found something to do with the boxes the dolls come in.....

 

[The Devil]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

WONDER HOW HIS TSHIRT SALES ARE GOING........IF GOOD ENOUGH HE WON'T NEED DOC TO HA OUT FLYERS...HE CAN BUY STAMPS AND USE THE US MAIL.........

 

[dirty]

Re: Alex Jones Presents the "Doc Mercer Edition" Talking Dolls!!!! Internet Special!!!

Alex Just sent an Email... He needs some More Money... He had to Turn the AC on this month Because of Global Warming


Lets go Guys... Order those Dolls.. Don't let Alex go Hungry