Re: if you could spend the day with anyone from pre 1800, who would it be?
The Third Person (Part One)
Hombre Munchkin
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05-28-2005, 7:20 AM | Post #146224
Greetings To All:
As a lot of you know, the Munchkin Man's posting style on the Morningstar Forums begun to undergo a radical transformation a few months ago. A lot of posters here have commented extensively on this change.
For this reason, the Munchkin Man has decided that he owes his fellow Morningstar posters a full and complete explanation for this change. In the unfortunate event that the Munchkin Man becomes banned again, he would like to have left with this explanation on the record.
When the Munchkin Man first joined Morningstar's Premier Service and began to post on the Morningstar Forums over one year ago, he utilized the traditional first person style. Then several months ago, his style began to gradually switch over to one of a third person style.
This was due to the late onset of a very rare disorder known as Third Person Communication Disorder (TPCD).
For reasons unknown, this disorder is indigenous to the Munchkin family ancestry. It has afflicted just about all of the males from the family lineage.
For most males, it tends to first start developing in their 40s. In the Munchkin Man's case, it did not start until his 50s. For the Munchkin Man's older brother, who currently lives in Harlem, New York City, he was first hit with it during his late 30s.
You will not find any literature in any of the psychiatric journals in regard to this rare disorder. However, the Munchkin Man's nephew is a licensed clinical psychologist, who has been lobbying with the American Psychological Association for years to add this disorder to the latest edition of the DSM Manual.
So far his efforts have been met with failure, and at times, ostracism and ridicule from his peers and colleagues. To make matters worse, he suffers from this disorder as well. Indeed, this has been a terrible curse and a scourge for the Munchkin family history.
This disorder is only one of the many disorders which afflict the Munchkin Man, which caused him to retire from his beloved teaching job after over 21 years of service. Fortunately, the Munchkin Man is now enjoying gainful employment as an editor and proofreader for mathematics textbooks and as a part-time freelance food writer and restaurant critic.
There have been many persons on these forums who have begged the Munchkin Man to return to his first person posting style. If the Munchkin Man could, the Munchkin Man would. But he can no longer do so. Except during extremely rare moments of remission.
Indeed, there have been instances when the Munchkin Man has enjoyed brief moments of remission from this debilitating disease. At least one poster correctly noted a while back that the Munchkin Man did -- in fact -- post in the first person on a number of other investing boards earlier this year.
Unfortunately, the Munchkin Man's fellow Morningstar posters were unable to share and rejoice in the enjoyment and celebration of this period because he was banned at the time.
In addition, a few of you have become very close and dear friends of the Munchkin Man. These very kind and wonderful people have gained the Munchkin Man's trust.
When the Munchkin Man reaches a point where he can trust a fellow human being with all his heart and all his soul, he is often able to undergo a sort of psychic catharsis which releases the imprisoned energy which enables him to communicate in the first person with that person. The close and dear friends who have been enjoying mutual e-mail correspondence with the Munchkin Man have witnessed this firsthand.
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TO BE CONTINUED..............
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The Third Person (Part Two)
Hombre Munchkin 05-28-2005, 7:22 AM | Post #1933122
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The Munchkin Man is reminded of one of his professors' lectures when he took a college course in Advanced Abnormal Psychology many years ago in graduate school.. The professor said:
"Crazy people are not crazy people 24 hours a day." He went on to explain that the mentally ill often go several hours in a day, and sometimes several days and weeks at a time, without experiencing or displaying any psychotic symptoms, before returning to their usual abnormal states of mind and patterns of behavior.
If you think the Munchkin Man is "crazy", please rest assured that he is not "crazy" 24 hours a day. Likewise, the Munchkin Man does not think and communicate in the third person 24 hours a day for each and every single day. Once again, there have been times when he has enjoyed brief periods of remission.
Hopefully, with the assistance of a new and experimental psychotropic medication the Munchkin Man has just started taking, his psychiatrist is hoping that there will be more frequent and longer periods of remission in the future. If this comes to pass, it will prove to be a blessing to all future generations of the Munchkin family.
In addition, the Munchkin Man is beginning a new program of speech therapy next week, which will hopefully train his brain to recognize and enunciate first person pronouns once again. If this program is successful, the Munchkin Man will enroll in a writing program to help teach him how to write these pronouns once again. If he is successful, he will then proceed to work on his keyboarding skills with these pronouns.
On a sadder note, the Munchkin Man has been feeling quite distressed over reading that there are a number of posters here who would wish to have him permanently banned from the Morningstar Forums for his use of the third person posting style.
The Munchkin Man was so upset over this that he talked about this problem with his psychiatrist about it during his last regular Friday session held just yesterday. When the Munchkin Man told him how much these other posters hated his third person posting style, his psychiatrist said:
"That's their problem!"
In addition, the Munchkin Man's personal attorney has advised him that such a ban -- on grounds of this disorder alone -- would not only be in violation of his First Ammentment Constitutional rights to free speech, but also in violation of the American Disabilities Act. The Munchkin Man didn't say it. His attorney said it.
Hopefully, with your thoughts and prayers, along with his new regimen of psychotropic medication and upcoming speech and writing therapy, the Munchkin Man may someday be able to achieve a complete and full remission from this debilitating disease. However, it may take some time.
The Munchkin Man shall close for now. Hopefully, this explanation will enable you to tolerate the Munchkin Man's personal eccentricities with a little more compassion and understanding.
Thank you in advance.
May God Bless.
Munchkin Man
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You are not alone--
jensen 05-28-2005, 8:45 AM | Post #1933162
<!-- Start: CommunityServer.Discussions.Controls.PostDisplay.TextPost --><!-- Skin Path: ~/Themes/default/Skins/PostType-TextPost.ascx -->Bob Dole suffers from this affliction, as does the entire Royal Family.
And I thought you were on disability. How are you able to collect disability and work?
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Does This
beltst 05-28-2005, 12:00 PM | Post #1933277
<!-- Start: CommunityServer.Discussions.Controls.PostDisplay.TextPost --><!-- Skin Path: ~/Themes/default/Skins/PostType-TextPost.ascx -->mean your actual name is Dennis Munchkin??? Just trying to clarify. Of course having a disorder that isn't recognized, I guess is like having nightmares that don't exist. Or do they???Best...John
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Nobody cares Dennis...
Halvo 05-28-2005, 12:32 PM | Post #1933297
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If a Munchkin.Man............
bilperk 05-28-2005, 12:34 PM | Post #1933299
<!-- Start: CommunityServer.Discussions.Controls.PostDisplay.TextPost --><!-- Skin Path: ~/Themes/default/Skins/PostType-TextPost.ascx -->talks in the third person in the woods and there is no one around to hear, would it still be in the third person or in the first?
best,
Bill
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Again, nobody cares...
Halvo 05-28-2005, 12:51 PM | Post #1933312
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Dennis
beltst 05-28-2005, 1:23 PM | Post #1933336
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Google so I could donate some money to help expedite your recovery. Unfortunately I couldn't find an organization to help me help you with your disability. I figured I could get a tax deduction in the process. What now????The Best...John
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To Halvo -- Re: Posts # 4 and # 6
Hombre Munchkin 05-28-2005, 3:24 PM | Post #1933394
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The Munchkin Man wants to sincerely thank you from the deepest wellsprings of his heart for caring enough to write two separate posts reminding us that nobody cares.
Thanks again for caring.
Have a nice Memorial Day weekend.
Very Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
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Dennis:
Halvo 05-28-2005, 3:31 PM | Post #1933396
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Again, nobody cares.
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To Beltst -- Re: Post # 7
Hombre Munchkin 05-28-2005, 3:51 PM | Post #1933405
<!-- Start: CommunityServer.Discussions.Controls.PostDisplay.TextPost --><!-- Skin Path: ~/Themes/default/Skins/PostType-TextPost.ascx -->Greetings John:
You wrote:
"I was trying to look up your disorder on Google so I could donate some money to help expedite your recovery. Unfortunately I couldn't find an organization to help me help you with your disability. I figured I could get a tax deduction in the process. What now????"
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The Munchkin Man would like to thank you from the bottom of his heart for your offer to make a charitable and tax deductible donation toward the expenses of the treatment of his disorder.
Unfortunately, the Munchkin Man knows of no such orgnanization at this time. Until the Munchkin Man's illness is officially recognized by the American Psychological Association, it is highly doubtful that
any such organization will be forthcoming anytime soon.
If you continue to search for one, be wary of scam orgnanizations. As you probably know, a number of such organizations cropped up pretending to help the families of the 9-11 victims. So be careful.
The Munchkin Man hates scams of any kind.
In the meantime, please be at peace with yourself by sending the Munchkin Man your love, prayers, thoughts, and understanding.
Thanks in advance.
May God Bless.
Munchkin Man
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To Jensen -- Re: Post # 2
Hombre Munchkin 05-28-2005, 6:37 PM | Post #1933481
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You asked:
"And I thought you were on disability. How are you able to collect disability and work?"
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You have asked an excellent question.
There is a special rule which allows any person who is receiving social security benefits to be eligible for a trial work period of nine months. During this time, there is no limitation on how much one can earn.
Once the nine month trial work period is over, you may continue to work and receive social security benefits
at the same time, as long as your monthly income does not exceed a certain limit. For the calendar year 2005, that limit is $830 a month.
The Munchkin Man hopes he has answered your question.
Have a happy Memorial Day holiday weekend.
Best Wishes,
Munchkin Man
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Liar
wishwe had name 05-28-2005, 6:55 PM | Post #1933488
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"The Munchkin Man hates scams of any kind."
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How have you deceived the world? Let me count the ways.
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You posted in GREAT detail how to declare bogus bankruptcies, and profit from them.
You posted how to kite credit cards, and make money illegally.
You posted how to defraud the state and federal government with your phoney baloney disability claims.
You claim to be a published author, whom you are NOT!
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Likely no one will ever know all your scams, as even you do not have the guts to admit all of them.
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You continue to portray yourself as this eccentric mascot, but your more frequently employed scam will likely result in you being picked up in an internet sting operation one day.
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Have a Wonderful Day,
Most Sincerely,
Your Ardent Admirer
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To The Author Of Post #11
Hombre Munchkin 05-28-2005, 7:26 PM | Post #1933497
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You wrote:
"You posted in GREAT detail how to declare bogus bankruptcies, and profit from them."
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Wrong. The Munchkin Man's bankruptcies were not bogus. Everything the Munchkin Man posted about
bankrupties was perfectly within the boundaries of the bankruptcy laws.
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You wrote:
"You posted how to kite credit cards, and make money illegally."
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Wrong. The Munchkin Man did no such thing. The Munchkin Man has never made money illegally.
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You wrote:
"You posted how to defraud the state and federal government with your phoney baloney disability claims."
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Completely and totally false. The Munchkin Man has the medical and the psychiatric records to prove it.
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You wrote:
"You claim to be a published author, whom you are NOT!"
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False. No further comment.
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The Munchkin Man herewith declares all of your allegations to be totally false and untrue.
The Munchkin Man has broken no laws.
On the other hand, please be advised that you have committed four separate acts of libel.
Very Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
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Correction -- Re: Post # 13
Hombre Munchkin 05-28-2005, 7:31 PM | Post #1933499
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The Munchkin Man wishes to make the following correction to his Post #13:
The title to Post #13 should have been as follows:
"To The Author Of Post #12."
The Munchkin Man apologizes for his error.
Very Sincerely,
Munchkin Man
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Pollyanna
wishwe had name 05-28-2005, 7:59 PM | Post #1933513
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"The Munchkin Man hates scams of any kind."
Didn't deny it was a lie, and can't deny it, can you? Your life is built on scams.
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your more frequently employed scam will likely result in you being picked up in an internet sting operation one day.
---Couldn't deny that one, either
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Shall we talk about your post where you named your fave D.C. bar to get lap dances?
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