Yanks 'sign' 59-year-old comedian Crystal to play

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Comedian Billy Crystal to play in exhibition game for Yanks

Associated Press


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<!-- end page tools --><!-- begin story body --> <!-- template inline -->TAMPA, Fla. -- Billy Crystal will get to "look mahvelous" in pinstripes.
The actor will sign a one-day, minor league contract with the New York Yankees and play in Thursday's exhibition game against the Pittsburgh Pirates.
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"I know this'll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I'm looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras is on the phone."

--Billy Crystal, in a statement released by the Yankees

<!-- PULL-QUOTE (END) --> Crystal, an avid Yankees fan, will work out with the team on Wednesday and will wear uniform No. 60 for the game -- to be played one day before his 60th birthday. The Yankees said Monday they have the approval of baseball commissioner Bud Selig.
"I've been waiting 50 years for this call," Crystal said in a statement released by the team. "I'm overwhelmed by the generosity of the Yankees and commissioner Selig. I know this'll be tougher than the Broadway Softball League, but I'm looking forward to helping the younger players, which by the way is all of them. Oops, I have to go, Scott Boras is on the phone."
Crystal, according to the Yankees hit .348 and was captain during his senior year at Long Beach High School in New York. He directed and produced "61*," a move about Roger Maris, Mickey Mantle and the 1961 Yankees.
"The Yankees are excited to welcome the newest member of our team known for his humor and wit as well as his undying love for the Yankees," chief operating officer Lonn Trost said.
Yankees manager Joe Girardi, after Monday night's 4-0 win over Cincinnati, said he hasn't determined what position Crystal will play.
"That remains to be seen," Girardi said. "Obviously, it's kind of exciting. Billy Crystal has done a lot for this organization. He's always been a big part of it. Our way of rewarding him, saying thanks for everything that you've done."
Country singer Garth Brooks has played in spring training games, helping raise money for his Touch 'em All Foundation. He was 1-for-22 (.045) in 1999 with the San Diego Padres, 0-for-17 the following year with the New York Mets and 1-for-8 (.125) in 2004 with the Kansas City Royals.
Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press


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winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: Yanks 'sign' 59-year-old comedian Crystal to play

my guess is he has a better arm now than Roger Clemens since the latter is no longer on 'Roids

deosn't take away from the fact Crystal stopped being funny a LONG time ago (same goes for Robin Williams, too) and is one of the world's biggest dickfaces
 

Flamingo kid

Everybody's hands go UP!
Re: Yanks 'sign' 59-year-old comedian Crystal to play

I was discussing this with my girlfriend and she said he's going to strike out every time up. I argued that he has a shot to hit the ball, even if its a foul tip or a slow roller down the first base line.

What odds would you need that Billy gets a base hit in this game ?
 

Salo

EOG Dedicated
Re: Yanks 'sign' 59-year-old comedian Crystal to play

Yo Flemingo,

Found something for ya:

Will Billy Crystal make contact with any pitches during his At Bats during the New York Yankees vs. Pittsburgh Pirates game on March 13, 2008? (Foul balls and Tipped balls count as contact.)

Yes +200
No -500

From Bodog
 

Journeyman

EOG Master
Re: Yanks 'sign' 59-year-old comedian Crystal to play

I think Crystal as a few pinch hits left in him, and he would have to be good for that clubhouse.

JMO
 
Re: Yanks 'sign' 59-year-old comedian Crystal to play

my guess is he has a better arm now than Roger Clemens since the latter is no longer on 'Roids

deosn't take away from the fact Crystal stopped being funny a LONG time ago (same goes for Robin Williams, too) and is one of the world's biggest dickfaces

agreed, I never liked Crystal, and this whole Yankee thing with him just reeks of gayness.
 
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