Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

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History Mystery





Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.




Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.




John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.




Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.




Creepy huh? Send this to as many people as you can, cause:
Hey, this is one history lesson most people probably will not mind reading!
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WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?

INCREDIBLE

1) Fold a
NEW PINK $20bill in half...




2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below




3) Fold the other end, exactly as before





4) Now, simply turn it over...





What a coincidence! A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonitionprinted on all $20 bills!!!

COINCIDENCE? YOU DECIDE

As if that wasn't enough. Here is what you've seen...


Firstly
The Pentagon on fire...




Then
The Twin Towers.


...And now . look at this!




TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 BILL

It gets even better!! 9 + 11=$20!!
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

and you can take this TO THE BANK:

Roscoe will say: PROVE IT !!
 
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

I had my fact-checkers go over it thoroughly before I allowed this thread to grace the pages of EOG's Political Forum!! Not doing so would be like going on Meet the Press or Hardball without brushing your teeth or putting on clean underwear!!

:LMAO:cheers:LMAO:cheers:LMAO:cheers:LMAO:cheers:LMAO:cheers:LMAO
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

Yungbuck:

I am reading what you just said and having flashbacks to Bush slipping those
16 words into his SOU speech
 

HotShotHarvey

EOG Veteran
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

Coincidence and fluke! In closing, I believe the ONE fact you have wong is that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK! I believe he was the ONE guy in all of Dallas that could NOT have done it! Just look at the Zapruder film-and I dare anyone to put Arlen Specter under oath and ask him about the Bullshit Warren Report!!!
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

PBS has a great 6 pt series called THE MEN WHO KILLED KENNEDY ....

Yeah ... Oswald was about as much the Lone Guman as Bush is a fuckin
Bookworm
 
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

Coincidence and fluke! In closing, I believe the ONE fact you have wong is that Lee Harvey Oswald killed JFK! I believe he was the ONE guy in all of Dallas that could NOT have done it! Just look at the Zapruder film-and I dare anyone to put Arlen Specter under oath and ask him about the Bullshit Warren Report!!!

Actually, that is one of the American Conspiracy Theories that I am ALL on board with!! However, for the purposes of that e-mail, I guess I went with the "Historically Accurate" version of the Assasination of our president, even though I think the military had the CIA do it and the mafia cover it up!! But that's another song!!

:cheers Miss bullshittin with you guys!!
Buck..........OUT!! (I got class in an hour; gotta head to Nashville!!)

:hung
 
Re: Something For You Kats to Chew On.........

Coincidence and fluke!

Not sure about that!! That only works on NEW money!!:LMAO

And, by god, the Kennedy-Lincoln thing is the most uncanny coincidence in the history of uncanny coincidences if it is, in fact, a coincidence!!
:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO

I SINCERELY miss fucking with you guys!! It's ashamed that I've become a civil abstinent!! Now, I don't have the passion to "pick a side" anymore!!

Oh well, the new Yungbuck just forges factual conspiracies for your brain-food!!
:+textinb3
 
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