My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

Pastorsinalot

Pastorsinalot

EOG Addicted
Shrink hire me
My qualifications:

Good Grammar
Masters in Pimping
Masters in marketing
Own a porn studio
Know how to bring new clients
Know all about vbulletin,phbb,clipshare
Will only kiss your right ass chick
Be the first black mod
Bring more negros over
Make sure you have free pussy when you come to Los Angeles
Know how to market on youtube, myspace,facebook,etc
Will challenge any of your present mods, to who can bring the most real people over.
$500.00
Will only eat two pieces of chicken, while on duty
Me and Ego69 will share the same pocket coochie
I will show blonde how to become a better lover

All this for $700. Plus 100 gift card to KFC every month

My qualifications:

Good Grammar
Masters in Pimping
Masters in marketing
Own a porn studio
Know how to bring new clients
Know all about vbulletin,phbb,clipshare
Will only kiss your right ass chick
Be the first black mod
Bring more negros over
Make sure you have free pussy when you come to Los Angeles
Know how to market on youtube, myspace,facebook,etc
Will challenge any of your present mods, to who can bring the most real people over.
$500.00
Will only eat two pieces of chicken, while on duty
Me and Ego69 will share the same pocket coochie
I will show blonde how to become a better lover

All this for $700. Plus 300 gift card to KFC every month
 
THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

1
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

Pastorsinalot said:
Shrink hire me
My qualifications:

Good Grammar
Masters in Pimping
Masters in marketing
Own a porn studio
Know how to bring new clients
Know all about vbulletin,phbb,clipshare
Will only kiss your right ass chick
Be the first black mod
Bring more negros over
Make sure you have free pussy when you come to Los Angeles
Know how to market on youtube, myspace,facebook,etc
Will challenge any of your present mods, to who can bring the most real people over.
$500.00
Will only eat two pieces of chicken, while on duty
Me and Ego69 will share the same pocket coochie
I will show blonde how to become a better lover

All this for $700. Plus 100 gift card to KFC every month

My qualifications:

Good Grammar
Masters in Pimping
Masters in marketing
Own a porn studio
Know how to bring new clients
Know all about vbulletin,phbb,clipshare
Will only kiss your right ass chick
Be the first black mod
Bring more negros over
Make sure you have free pussy when you come to Los Angeles
Know how to market on youtube, myspace,facebook,etc
Will challenge any of your present mods, to who can bring the most real people over.
$500.00
Will only eat two pieces of chicken, while on duty
Me and Ego69 will share the same pocket coochie
I will show blonde how to become a better lover

All this for $700. Plus 300 gift card to KFC every month
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Interesting, very interesting...:pop:
 
Pastorsinalot

Pastorsinalot

EOG Addicted
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

They cut back my food stamps/EBT Card this month. So i need extra money :rolleyes:

Right now I am only shooting adult and gossip stuff
Nikki up next

 
pvcpipe

pvcpipe

EOG Master
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

It's hard to find a candidate with a Master's Degree in pimping. Don't let him get away!
 
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70ut

EOG Enthusiast
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

Pastor all that is good now just have Identity start a thread saying EOG should hire you as a mod and that should seal the deal:pop:
 
IDENTITY

IDENTITY

2
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

70 out - that is so nice of you to say...i do call things as i see them..lol where were you posting before may 24?
 
Journeyman

Journeyman

EOG Master
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

ID is as solid as they come....and a big part of EOG's future, which will be bigger than it has ever been.
 
MadCapper

MadCapper

Head <in> Moderation
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

ID would make the best mod EVER!!!!

She has so many little buddies!
 
WildBill

WildBill

2
Re: My Qualifications for Mod: Hire me

1. You haven't stiffed any books yet.
2. You haven't gone across state lines to chase ugly pussy you found on the internet.
3. You don't have pictures of yourself on a roid bender.

Sorry for those reasons the regulators of EOG will have to decline your application.
 
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