Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

Caesar was running low on designer food so I thought I'd make a run early this morning to the vet's office to pick him up a new stash. The vet opens at 6 AM so I thought go early, no traffic, no customers, under the airport, hit Tropicana and Eastern, hand them the debit card, and get back home in thirty minutes.

Nope.

If you are still young enough to choose a new career, eschew gambling. Become a vet. I'm thinking that if you work hard at it, you could make almost as much as a cocktail waitress or a valet parker at a high-end Las Vegas casino.

A little after 6 AM and the vet's office has a line of animals already awaiting treatment. If it hadn't have been for a few illegal aliens mixed in, I would've thought I had discovered the long lost boarding dock for Noah's Ark.

With no animal in tow, I meekly hold up the old bag of food to assure I get a new bag of the same thing. (By the way, to have them tell it, there are only three bags of this particular food left in the world, and therefore it is priced appropriately (meaning high)),

I receive my new bag quickly and proceed to the check-out line. There are already people with animals ahead of me. "That will be $354, Sir", the gal says to the guy ahead of me. Now this place has been open for 25 minutes. How do you run up $354 in 25 minutes? Did the dog have a hip replacement? More amounts in three figures are collected. Finally, I get out of there.

I guess the key to this business is people will pay just about anything (me included) to aid their pets. Caesar gets a thorn in his paw, Private room!!, round-the clock nurses!!. I break my leg. Aw, it'll heal.

This veterniarian biz might be worth checking into. Too late for me.

So, sigh, who's playin' today?
 
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

I work so hard to present salient career advice to youthful EOG posters.

When I do, it goes nowhere.

Maybe I should have offered more references to drug dealing. EOG posters seem to like that.

Take the Salamanders tonight and get that job down at the Sonic..
 
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

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Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

Sounds like too much work for me. Don't like having a crowd of people gathered around me for long stretches of time
 
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

Caesar was running low on designer food so I thought I'd make a run early this morning to the vet's office to pick him up a new stash. The vet opens at 6 AM so I thought go early, no traffic, no customers, under the airport, hit Tropicana and Eastern, hand them the debit card, and get back home in thirty minutes.

Nope.

If you are still young enough to choose a new career, eschew gambling. Become a vet. I'm thinking that if you work hard at it, you could make almost as much as a cocktail waitress or a valet parker at a high-end Las Vegas casino.

A little after 6 AM and the vet's office has a line of animals already awaiting treatment. If it hadn't have been for a few illegal aliens mixed in, I would've thought I had discovered the long lost boarding dock for Noah's Ark.

With no animal in tow, I meekly hold up the old bag of food to assure I get a new bag of the same thing. (By the way, to have them tell it, there are only three bags of this particular food left in the world, and therefore it is priced appropriately (meaning high)),

I receive my new bag quickly and proceed to the check-out line. There are already people with animals ahead of me. "That will be $354, Sir", the gal says to the guy ahead of me. Now this place has been open for 25 minutes. How do you run up $354 in 25 minutes? Did the dog have a hip replacement? More amounts in three figures are collected. Finally, I get out of there.

I guess the key to this business is people will pay just about anything (me included) to aid their pets. Caesar gets a thorn in his paw, Private room!!, round-the clock nurses!!. I break my leg. Aw, it'll heal.

This veterniarian biz might be worth checking into. Too late for me.

So, sigh, who's playin' today?

HAHAHAHHA!!


Caesar is lucky to have JJ as an owner.
 

Blondie

EOG Master
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

I agree with you Jeff about the price of taking animals to the vet. Since I raise Saints, I administer all of their annual shots to cut down costs, but we still make regular trips to the vet for other things....
 
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

I agree with you Jeff about the price of taking animals to the vet. Since I raise Saints, I administer all of their annual shots to cut down costs, but we still make regular trips to the vet for other things....

You and Pioneer create a new animal species?
 

TomBrady#1

EOG Dedicated
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

I agree with you Jeff about the price of taking animals to the vet. Since I raise Saints, I administer all of their annual shots to cut down costs, but we still make regular trips to the vet for other things....


Just cost me over 500 bucks for my two dogs at their yearly checkup. Piss me off.
 
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

My point..

Do some goobers really search out a 35% bonus on a few hundred dollars?

Get a real job.
 
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

Could it be because other posters don't think you are as clever as you think you are?

:+clueless

Bud, I could not possibly be as clever as I think I am.

But you're a disaster. Cleverness is calling yourself "Jimmy Hoffa" and then putting up a picture of Jimmy Hoffa? What poster couldn't do that?

Why don't you just be "Cher?"

The other new mods are doing great. They get what the site is about. Day after day they get more comfortable with this.

Hoffa, you're still Colonel Klink. The other mods are leaving you behind.

Stop it. I'll be clever, and you be moderator.
 

O'Royken

EOG Dedicated
Re: Give Up Gambling: Become A Vet

Why dont you look to Goldfish for companionship.

Easier on the wallet.
 
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