If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

It just may be. :devil:

I don't know if the boys are ready for that yet, plus I just had that avatar a few days ago.
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Kitty!! What a cute little furball!!
 

RageWizard

EOG Senior Member
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

My wife would be pissed if I didn't mention to have your pet spayed or neutered. If you live in the Lehigh Valley area you can get it done for less than $50 for a cat and less than $75 for a dog.
 

winkyduck

TYVM Morgan William!!!
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

She says she smokes thus there would be no Pick Up line from me because as long as she smokes she will never have the good fortune of being able to go on a date with me

IF she does stop smoking then either of these:

"I am a great cook so how about I cook you some dinner and then make you some eggs in the morning - would you like them scrambled or fertilized?"

OR

"Roses are Red, I think you have Class, Let's get together sometime, And I'll fuck you in your ass!"

I can see her knees getting weak now and her body turning into Puddy after reading this
 

MadCapper

Head <in> Moderation
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Sweded,

How you doin...
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

"Have I told you that you have the whitest teeth I ever came across?"
 

Chance

EOG Senior Member
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Sweded-"Have you ever had a bit of Kiwi in you?"
 

NoNewbieca

EOG Dedicated
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

How about....

Hey, those are lovely deceptive Ds you're sporting over there. Before they do a Survivor disappearing act, perhaps we should give them a good tally-ho here on this lovely island...

Then afterwards, let me invite you to stay comfortably at this tree hut I have constructed with the lobster dinner at the ready once you've made yourself comfortable....
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

How about....

Hey, those are lovely deceptive Ds you're sporting over there. Before they do a Survivor disappearing act, perhaps we should give them a good tally-ho here on this lovely island...

Then afterwards, let me invite you to stay comfortably at this tree hut I have constructed with the lobster dinner at the ready once you've made yourself comfortable....


Well, folks....we may have a winner here! :houra
 

ChuteBoxe

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

I wouldn't need a pick-up line. I'd get the beach towels and blunts ready, and enjoy the island sunset with her.
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

I have to back this guy up...no pick up line needed from Chute. I mean, we don't know if we're getting off the island alive. I highly doubt our significant others would hold us accountable for our actions...IF they ever found out.:thumbsup
 

NoNewbieca

EOG Dedicated
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Significant others...??!?!
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Why are you staring at me waiting for a pick up line? Shouldn't you be out gathering wood for a fire?
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

LOL! Touche, 34% Capper!
 

Pickandwin2

EOG Dedicated
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

She says she smokes thus there would be no Pick Up line from me because as long as she smokes she will never have the good fortune of being able to go on a date with me

IF she does stop smoking then either of these:

"I am a great cook so how about I cook you some dinner and then make you some eggs in the morning - would you like them scrambled or fertilized?"

OR

"Roses are Red, I think you have Class, Let's get together sometime, And I'll fuck you in your ass!"

I can see her knees getting weak now and her body turning into Puddy after reading this


So if she Smokes....It's very easy...no pick up lines needed

But she might ask...." Is that a pack of Cigarettes in your pocket " or are you just glad to see me.

No, It's a Pack of Cigarettes... Bingo !!:+waving-5
 

mofome

Banned
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you u

Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you u

plead the 5th.
 

Tuckman

Uh Poster
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

i am sure i would have visually raped her 10 times in the first 1/2 hour we were stuck on the island together, not sure i woulda had enough energy left to even attempt the pick up
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

i am sure i would have visually raped her 10 times in the first 1/2 hour we were stuck on the island together, not sure i woulda had enough energy left to even attempt the pick up

:houra
Up until just now...I thought I was the only person that used that expression!! I also use "visually violated".
 

Tuckman

Uh Poster
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

:houra
Up until just now...I thought I was the only person that used that expression!! I also use "visually violated".


no, you are not the only distrubed 1 here 91023i2ndw;l
 

SSLP

EOG Senior Member
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Swede lost my luv
 

OMNIVOROUS FROG

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

You know swede, I had no idea, but there was a rattlesnake on the island, good news, I killed it, bad news, it bit me when I was taking a leak over there, could you suck the poison out?

OF...:cheers
 

5 star bomb

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

me: Hey there beatiful, let me ask you something do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Swede: huh??

me: Enough to break the ice, how you doin im 5 star
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

On a deserted island...would they really need a line?

Exactly. Give it up willingly or get punched in the head till you pass out. Either way, it's gonna happen.

That's what you meant, right?

:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD
 

5 star bomb

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you u

Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you u

Exactly. Give it up willingly or get punched in the head till you pass out. Either way, it's gonna happen.

That's what you meant, right?

:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD


so your saying you would rape a girl if you were on a deserted island?


:+clueless
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Would current or any laws exist on a deserted island with only two people inhabiting it? What's rape?

:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

ERRR....EXCUSE MW CUTIE.......BUT REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN YOU SAID......."I WOULDN'T DO YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH"?

WELL TAKE A LOOK AROUND...........
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

You know swede, I had no idea, but there was a rattlesnake on the island, good news, I killed it, bad news, it bit me when I was taking a leak over there, could you suck the poison out?

OF...:cheers

Very nice...you come off as a hero and a victim in need of saving all at the same time. Froggie here knows what women want. :thumbsup
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

me: Hey there beatiful, let me ask you something do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Swede: huh??

me: Enough to break the ice, how you doin im 5 star


LOL! I'm tellin' ya....if you came up to me in a bar and said this, I would let you buy me a drink for sure! IF I were single, of course. I am a sucker for cheesy pick up lines...as long as the guys is trying to make me laugh...not being serious...then they're just sad.
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Exactly. Give it up willingly or get punched in the head till you pass out. Either way, it's gonna happen.

That's what you meant, right?

:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD:ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD :ShrinkD

Okay creepy...what I meant was: If it's just me an him...is a line needed? All he really has to do is sit there and wait for me to get lonely or build a hut and wait for it to rain.
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

ERRR....EXCUSE MW CUTIE.......BUT REMEMBER THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN YOU SAID......."I WOULDN'T DO YOU IF YOU WERE THE LAST MAN ON EARTH"?

WELL TAKE A LOOK AROUND...........

::LMAO:: ::LMAO:: ::LMAO::

Excellent point!
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Please stop using this emoticon-->:ShrinkD
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Okay creepy...what I meant was: If it's just me an him...is a line needed? All he really has to do is sit there and wait for me to get lonely or build a hut and wait for it to rain.

I knew what you meant. = )

Please stop using this emoticon-->:ShrinkD

I can't. It's the best one of the emoticons on the main post page. And nobody else ever seems to use it. Gotta give it some work.

:ShrinkD
 
Re: If you were stuck on a deserted Island with Sweded, what pick up line would you use?

Ken, you are one hell of a dancer. ;)
 
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