THIS IS WALTERS DAD

waltersdad

EOG Member
I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE UPSET MY SON AND HE HAS BEEN CRYING ALL NIGHT. NOT ONLY AM I HIS DAD BUT I AM ALSO A LAWYER AND WORK IN THE OIL INDUSTRY OF THE GULF OF MEXICO. I AM ALSO A DOCUMENTED WINNING HANDICAPPER EVERY YEAR EVEN LAST YEAR WHEN I HAD TO QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON. IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE DEVIL WORDS TOWARD MY SON WHO HAS HARMED NO ONE I WILL HAVE TO MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER. THANK YOU WALTERS DAD.
 

Apple

Banned
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU HAVE UPSET MY SON AND HE HAS BEEN CRYING ALL NIGHT. NOT ONLY AM I HIS DAD BUT I AM ALSO A LAWYER AND WORK IN THE OIL INDUSTRY OF THE GULF OF MEXICO. I AM ALSO A DOCUMENTED WINNING HANDICAPPER EVERY YEAR EVEN LAST YEAR WHEN I HAD TO QUIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SEASON. IF YOU CONTINUE TO USE DEVIL WORDS TOWARD MY SON WHO HAS HARMED NO ONE I WILL HAVE TO MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER. THANK YOU WALTERS DAD.


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waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I DO NOT SEE WHAT IS SO FUNNY VAGINA DOCTOR. MY SON HAS BEEN CRYING HYSTERICALLY SINCE HIS ASK WALTERCARLING THREAD WAS MOVED TO THE ASYLUM. HE JUST WANTED TO BE BUDDIES AND SHOOT SHIT WITH SOME GUYS WHO LIKED SPORTS. WE MAY HAVE TO READMIT HIM TO THE COUNTY HOSPITAL. AS FOR ME I ONLY WORK OUT ON THE OIL RIGS ONE WEEK THEN I AM A LAWYER THE NEXT WEEK. DO NOT PUSH YOUR LUCK WITH THE SMILEYS EVEN THOUGH MY SON SPOKE HIGHLY OF YOU DOCTOR. I MAY HAVE TO MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER. THANK YOU WALTERS DAD.
 

Apple

Banned
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I'm sorry I have to go, will catch up with your posts tomorrow.. Hilarious stuff if people can get the hint..
 

LobWedgePhil

EOG Addicted
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

Sounds like a solid case to me, what do you do on the oil rig? What part of the GOM is your rig in?
 

waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

DO NOT WORRY YOU CAN JUST SIGN IN AS ONE OF YOUR GHOSTS AND WE CAN KEEP CHATTING. I HOPE MY SON STOPS CRYING. HE HAS NOT BEEN THIS UPSET SINCE CHIPPER JONES BATTING AVERAGE DIPPED BELOW FOUR HUNDRED AND JAY BRUCE WENT INTO A SLUMP.
 

waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I AM IN REFINING PHIL. NOT IN THE PRODUCTION PART OF IT. PLEASE TREAD CAREFULLY OR I WILL HAVE TO MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER. WHEN WILL MY SON STOP CRYING. HE HAS NOT BEEN THIS UPSET SINCE MARQUES COLSTON DID NOT GET 200 CATCHES IN A SEASON.
 

LobWedgePhil

EOG Addicted
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

Tread carefully? I did not say a word, just wondering what you did? Was not aware of the refineries in the Gulf, news to me.
 

waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

CAN SOMEONE GET PHIL UP TO SPEED PLEASE. I THINK YOU ARE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME STARING AT THE HOT GIRLS IN YOUR AVATAR. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT A GOM IS. BUT I WILL MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER IF I HAVE TO.
 

LobWedgePhil

EOG Addicted
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

Sorry dad, GOM is the Gulf of Mexico, you know, where you work. Was just wondering what you did, as I am in the oil business and have many offshore well in the Gulf.
 

waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A TECHNICAL TERM THAT I WOULD KNOW IF I ACTUALLY WORKED IN THE BUSINESS. THAT IS WHAT PUZZLED ME. YOU SEE IT IS MY WEEK TO BE A LAWYER AND WAS PONDERING WHETHER I SHOULD MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER.
 

LobWedgePhil

EOG Addicted
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

No worries, hope that you have a good one, and hope that your son is able to make a full recovery soon.
 

waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I THINK THAT THE REALITY THAT MARION BARTOLI WAS ELIMINATED FROM WIMBLEDON FINALLY HIT HIM. HE ALSO HAD A BAD DAY GAMBLING. THAT AND SOME GUY NAMED WINKYDUCK CALLED HIM A FIN AHOLE. HE THINKS THAT WINKYDUCK IS ONE OF THE TELETUBBIES AND HE LIKES THAT SHOW. SO HE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND. I TRY AND TELL HIM THAT THE TELETUBBIES ARE NOT REAL AND NEITHER ARE WINKYDUCKS STORIES ABOUT HIS BIG JOHNSON AND ACTUALLY EVER GETTING LAID BUT HE HAS A HARD TIME SEPARATING FICTION AND REALITY. HE SAYS BUT JERRY FALWELL SAID WINKYDUCK WAS GAY. I SAID THAT WAS TINKY WINKY NOT WINKYDUCK EVERYONE KNOWS WINKYDUCK IS GAY. WE DID NOT NEED JERRY FALWELL TO EXPLAIN THAT TO US.
 

LobWedgePhil

EOG Addicted
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I hope that everything works out for the best. Your son has been an asset to EOG for a very long time, and he will be missed. It is just not the same around here without him.
 

waltersdad

EOG Member
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

HE SPOKE HIGHLY OF YOU PHIL AND EVEN THOUGH OTHERS WERE MEAN SOME OF YOU BROUGHT JOY INTO A YOUNG MANS LIFE WHO HAS SEEN HIS SHARE OF PAIN. HE PROBABLY DOES NOT TALK ABOUT IT BUT HE HAS HAD THIRTY SEVEN SURGERIES IN HIS LIFETIME AND HAS ALSO BEEN IN AND OUT OF INSTITUTIONS ALL HIS LIFE. ME AND HIS MOM WERE CRYING WITH JOY LAST NIGHT WHEN WE SEE HIM WALK OUT TO THE MAILBOX. NOW HE LOOKS TO BE RELAPSING TO HIS OLD STATE. I MISS THE DAYS WHEN HE WOULD COME DOWNSTAIRS AND WE COULD WATCH STAR TREK THE NEW GENERATION TOGETHER AS A FATHER AND SON AND EAT MACARONI AND CHEESE. I HOPE YOU PRAY FOR HIM TONIGHT. YOU ARE A GOOD MAN. THANK YOU WALTERS DAD.
 

kidslick

EOG Dedicated
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

DO NOT WORRY YOU CAN JUST SIGN IN AS ONE OF YOUR GHOSTS AND WE CAN KEEP CHATTING. I HOPE MY SON STOPS CRYING. HE HAS NOT BEEN THIS UPSET SINCE CHIPPER JONES BATTING AVERAGE DIPPED BELOW FOUR HUNDRED AND JAY BRUCE WENT INTO A SLUMP.


Listen I would like to kick you and your f-a-ggot son right in the balls:finger004:+excited-
 

Flamingo kid

Everybody's hands go UP!
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

I DO NOT SEE WHAT IS SO FUNNY VAGINA DOCTOR. MY SON HAS BEEN CRYING HYSTERICALLY SINCE HIS ASK WALTERCARLING THREAD WAS MOVED TO THE ASYLUM. HE JUST WANTED TO BE BUDDIES AND SHOOT SHIT WITH SOME GUYS WHO LIKED SPORTS. WE MAY HAVE TO READMIT HIM TO THE COUNTY HOSPITAL. AS FOR ME I ONLY WORK OUT ON THE OIL RIGS ONE WEEK THEN I AM A LAWYER THE NEXT WEEK. DO NOT PUSH YOUR LUCK WITH THE SMILEYS EVEN THOUGH MY SON SPOKE HIGHLY OF YOU DOCTOR. I MAY HAVE TO MAKE THIS A LEGAL MATTER. THANK YOU WALTERS DAD.

There are thousands of message boards on the internet to 'shoot shit' with guys who like sports. This is not one of them. Good luck finding whatever it is out there in cyberspace that you are looking for.12io4j2w90
 

Wilson

EOG Dedicated
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

There are thousands of message boards on the internet to 'shoot shit' with guys who like sports. This is not one of them. Good luck finding whatever it is out there in cyberspace that you are looking for.12io4j2w90

I think he's looking for me.
 
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WVU

EOG Master
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what is the big deal, really? put him on ignore or don't open his thread seems like the best solution.
 

Apple

Banned
Re: THIS IS WALTERS DAD

Walters dad is clowning on Choptalk.. Anyone who clowns on CHOP is fine with me.
 
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