Who has been at Strip CLub??

[texansfan]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Its not all its cracked up to be. Save your money.

Maybe you were looking in the wrong spot.

 

[candi]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

God I hope this is a joke. If it is you might just be funny enough to take one of the girls home with you if not you a lot of need help bro. If your looking to take one out of the girls out of the club heres what you should do. Bring a nice wad of $20s about $500 or so and your credit card. Hopefully the place you go has bottle service a bottle of vodka goes for about $250 throw that on your card. After that the women should start flocking over do not sit at the stage and do not get lapdances and tell them you just dont get off on that shit. Offer them drinks and tell them to hang out. After a few cocktails buy your friends a few lapdances andthe fun starts rolling. Trust me it works like a champ. Just remember never sit at a stage or get a lap dance.

LOL..... Also, arriving near closing time (maybe an hour before or so) in a Limo. By the end of the night the girls are tipsy and trying to make their last tips. Do what these Dude said. And asked them if their is some after hours club to go to afterwards. Let them know you have a limo for the evening with a fully stocked bar. If you bring along a girl with you guys it'll create a sense of trust.

CAndi

 

[NowshesmyRuca]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

LOL..... Also, arriving near closing time (maybe an hour before or so) in a Limo. By the end of the night the girls are tipsy and trying to make their last tips. Do what these Dude said. And asked them if their is some after hours club to go to afterwards. Let them know you have a limo for the evening with a fully stocked bar. If you bring along a girl with you guys it'll create a sense of trust.

CAndi

I definitely have to agree with you on bringing another chick along but shes gotta be kewl. You cant bring some bitch thats going to judge and look down on the girls. The hotter the better!

 

[TONY MONTANA]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

:+textinb3:+textinb3:+textinb3got damn i'm behind....fvcken work....

 

[Moldoveanu]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i jsut came back from the strip club!

boy was i nervous going in there i almost wanted to turn back and go outside but i was like getting so red i just walked in after my friend!!

THEN i see a nice Stage the lights are dark like in Disco

then i saw a hot babe on the stage making moves took the top off

then the panties i was like damn!!! really nice!!

my friend wanted me to go sit infront of the stage there were like

7 seats one side and 7 on the other side not so many people!!

and then there was a round big table where people set around and just

waiting to be called up for the lap dance or just watched the girls!!

so me and my friend sat on close to the stage!! i was like please dont come near me pleasei beg you!!

it was nice cuz i saw the ladies fully nude and they were grabbing guys

and rubbing her tits in thier faces! they were tipping 1$ or 2$

some girls were shy would not do that some loved to do that!!

a couple would put one leg on one shoulder and another leg on another shoulder! and she would just tease you with her pussy! coming towards

the mouth then going away coming and going i was like mannnnnnnnnn!


each girl had 20 minutes of performance that was the time to go around the 14 sits and satisfy everyone!

after that 2 girls came onto the stage 1 girl on each side! to make it better cuz 1 girl is stupid other guys in another side just wait and stare!


after 1 hour my friend kept pushing me to go i was like oooooooooooh ok!

so i went there and just waited for them to come out!

i stayed for 3 dances!

the girls would come up to me and just do thier thing but i would

look in and look away look in and look away!

I CANT STARE ALL THE TIME AT THE PUSSY! damn it!

but i did get to grab a really nice set of boobs!!

they felt like plastic?? wtf?? is that how they feel??

i did not get to shove my face in thier tits but next time! :houra

 

[ChuteBoxe]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Next time you go, and are about to get a lap dance, ask the girl if there's any "EXTRAS on the menu." Seriously. You might be pleasantly suprised.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i jsut came back from the strip club!

boy was i nervous going in there i almost wanted to turn back and go outside but i was like getting so red i just walked in after my friend!!

THEN i see a nice Stage the lights are dark like in Disco

then i saw a hot babe on the stage making moves took the top off

then the panties i was like damn!!! really nice!!

my friend wanted me to go sit infront of the stage there were like

7 seats one side and 7 on the other side not so many people!!

and then there was a round big table where people set around and just

waiting to be called up for the lap dance or just watched the girls!!

so me and my friend sat on close to the stage!! i was like please dont come near me pleasei beg you!!

it was nice cuz i saw the ladies fully nude and they were grabbing guys

and rubbing her tits in thier faces! they were tipping 1$ or 2$

some girls were shy would not do that some loved to do that!!

a couple would put one leg on one shoulder and another leg on another shoulder! and she would just tease you with her pussy! coming towards

the mouth then going away coming and going i was like mannnnnnnnnn!


each girl had 20 minutes of performance that was the time to go around the 14 sits and satisfy everyone!

after that 2 girls came onto the stage 1 girl on each side! to make it better cuz 1 girl is stupid other guys in another side just wait and stare!


after 1 hour my friend kept pushing me to go i was like oooooooooooh ok!

so i went there and just waited for them to come out!

i stayed for 3 dances!

the girls would come up to me and just do thier thing but i would

look in and look away look in and look away!

I CANT STARE ALL THE TIME AT THE PUSSY! damn it!

but i did get to grab a really nice set of boobs!!

they felt like plastic?? wtf?? is that how they feel??

i did not get to shove my face in thier tits but next time!

This is one of the funniest posts ever.

 

[MIKEH75]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

Hi Moldoveanu,
You seem like a nice guy so maybe I can help. I used to run an escort service in Tampa in the 90's and some of my best friends have been strippers.
First off shy guys are hot. Use it to your advantage. Overbearing loud guys are usually cheap and a hassle so the girls preffer those who seem inoffensive. If you are sweet and tell them its your first time maternal instict can kick in and treat you to something special. Be appreciative tip one or two that you like because they might cut you a break. If you tip them all they won't have reason to pay special attention to you.
If you buy them drinks it'll probably be tinted water. its a scam. your better off buying a bottle and serve them yourself.
Candi

i'd just say fuck the strip club and get a couple escorts.:cheers

 

[Reload]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i'd just say fuck the strip club and get a couple escorts.:cheers

Asian massage parlors can also be a lot better than strip clubs if you find the right place!

91023i2ndw;l

 

[Moldoveanu]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

being there yesterday and seeing those hot babes fully naked

standing inches away from them!!

and there i was before that night i have not seen a fully naked

hot babe before not even boobs!! and yet i get to touch one of them!!


but the Boobs they do feel funny! its like plastic! funny feeling!

i only spent around 28$ and i was there for like 1 hour and a half! not bad!

twice a month its great!

 

[Reload]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

being there yesterday and seeing those hot babes fully naked

standing inches away from them!!

and there i was before that night i have not seen a fully naked

hot babe before not even boobs!! and yet i get to touch one of them!!


but the Boobs they do feel funny! its like plastic! funny feeling!

i only spent around 28$ and i was there for like 1 hour and a half! not bad!

twice a month its great!

It can be some great entertainment and stopping after every payday is a good thing, Moldo! :cheers

 

[kosar]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i jsut came back from the strip club!

boy was i nervous going in there i almost wanted to turn back and go outside but i was like getting so red i just walked in after my friend!!

THEN i see a nice Stage the lights are dark like in Disco

then i saw a hot babe on the stage making moves took the top off

then the panties i was like damn!!! really nice!!

my friend wanted me to go sit infront of the stage there were like

7 seats one side and 7 on the other side not so many people!!

and then there was a round big table where people set around and just

waiting to be called up for the lap dance or just watched the girls!!

so me and my friend sat on close to the stage!! i was like please dont come near me pleasei beg you!!

it was nice cuz i saw the ladies fully nude and they were grabbing guys

and rubbing her tits in thier faces! they were tipping 1$ or 2$

some girls were shy would not do that some loved to do that!!

a couple would put one leg on one shoulder and another leg on another shoulder! and she would just tease you with her pussy! coming towards

the mouth then going away coming and going i was like mannnnnnnnnn!


each girl had 20 minutes of performance that was the time to go around the 14 sits and satisfy everyone!

after that 2 girls came onto the stage 1 girl on each side! to make it better cuz 1 girl is stupid other guys in another side just wait and stare!


after 1 hour my friend kept pushing me to go i was like oooooooooooh ok!

so i went there and just waited for them to come out!

i stayed for 3 dances!

the girls would come up to me and just do thier thing but i would

look in and look away look in and look away!

I CANT STARE ALL THE TIME AT THE PUSSY! damn it!

but i did get to grab a really nice set of boobs!!

they felt like plastic?? wtf?? is that how they feel??

i did not get to shove my face in thier tits but next time! :houra

You make winkyduck seem normal. Seriously, man.

 

[pvcpipe]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

I don't think Moldy is a ghost. If he is, he just trounced Egg Yolk as greatest ghost of all time.

 

[RealSlimShady]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

i jsut came back from the strip club!

boy was i nervous going in there i almost wanted to turn back and go outside but i was like getting so red i just walked in after my friend!!

THEN i see a nice Stage the lights are dark like in Disco

then i saw a hot babe on the stage making moves took the top off

then the panties i was like damn!!! really nice!!

my friend wanted me to go sit infront of the stage there were like

7 seats one side and 7 on the other side not so many people!!

and then there was a round big table where people set around and just

waiting to be called up for the lap dance or just watched the girls!!

so me and my friend sat on close to the stage!! i was like please dont come near me pleasei beg you!!

it was nice cuz i saw the ladies fully nude and they were grabbing guys

and rubbing her tits in thier faces! they were tipping 1$ or 2$

some girls were shy would not do that some loved to do that!!

a couple would put one leg on one shoulder and another leg on another shoulder! and she would just tease you with her pussy! coming towards

the mouth then going away coming and going i was like mannnnnnnnnn!


each girl had 20 minutes of performance that was the time to go around the 14 sits and satisfy everyone!

after that 2 girls came onto the stage 1 girl on each side! to make it better cuz 1 girl is stupid other guys in another side just wait and stare!


after 1 hour my friend kept pushing me to go i was like oooooooooooh ok!

so i went there and just waited for them to come out!

i stayed for 3 dances!

the girls would come up to me and just do thier thing but i would

look in and look away look in and look away!

I CANT STARE ALL THE TIME AT THE PUSSY! damn it!

but i did get to grab a really nice set of boobs!!

they felt like plastic?? wtf?? is that how they feel??

i did not get to shove my face in thier tits but next time! :houra

Funny post......:+textinb3

BTW, are you related to the Munchkin Man? :blink:

 

[NowshesmyRuca]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

No way this cats for real.

 

[Blondie]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

being there yesterday and seeing those hot babes fully naked

standing inches away from them!!

and there i was before that night i have not seen a fully naked

hot babe before not even boobs!! and yet i get to touch one of them!!


but the Boobs they do feel funny! its like plastic! funny feeling!

i only spent around 28$ and i was there for like 1 hour and a half! not bad!

twice a month its great!

:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO

 

[pvcpipe]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

No way this cats for real.

he's been around for awhile. i think he's a legit eastern european transplant.

 

[pvcpipe]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

then again, I thought egg yolk was as solid as they come.

 

[OMNIVOROUS FROG]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

I thought he, egg yolk and that reindeer hat guy were triplets seperated at birth.

OF...:+clueless

 

[Moldoveanu]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

also what i noticed is that fat people get the most attention!

because the only way to be close to a hot chick is to go to a strip club!

there were turns of 20 mins sometimes 1 girl and sometimes 2 girls!!

thats when it got hot!

2 girls on 1 guy wow!! the fat guys were getting doubled up in thier face!!

cuz they know how to tip better then the good looking guys or at least

younger guys!!

one girl on one side of stage the other on another side it was better!

one girl for 15-20 mins was really boring! just stay there and just stare its

just boring! 2 girls its really awsome!!

there was one girl that i really hit me that i said to my self

i should have been there! well i guess next time ill probably take a lap dance!


BUT THE FUNNY THING IS!!

the one girl that i really hitted on that had really nice legs and ass!

did not get her panties off! just lil bit to make it teasing for us FUCK!!

:+whipping fuck!!

and she also had like long showering coat on! that made her really sexy!!

damn it the only one that i really wanted to get her pantiess off

and to see that really nice round ASSSSSSSSSSS! :doh1:doh1:doh1:doh1

every single one took thiers off but not her FUCK!

why her damn it!

 

[WVU]

Re: Who has been at Strip CLub??

being there yesterday and seeing those hot babes fully naked

standing inches away from them!!

and there i was before that night i have not seen a fully naked

hot babe before not even boobs!! and yet i get to touch one of them!!


but the Boobs they do feel funny! its like plastic! funny feeling!

i only spent around 28$ and i was there for like 1 hour and a half! not bad!

twice a month its great!

Once they figure out you will only be spending $28 bucks in 1.5 hours you will be ignored completely. You have to spread the cash around.