WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

ballwonder

EOG Master
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Bees......I can take anything in the world but bees. Those little bastards freak me out.
 
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Getting the middle seat on a full airplane with an Alabama fantard on one side and a OSU Luckeye turd on the other side of me.
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Bees......I can take anything in the world but bees. Those little bastards freak me out.

They're mean bastards, too.

Many years ago, on one summer afternoon, the Munchkin Man was mowing the lawn for his parents.

Suddenly, a swarm of bees swooped up from under the ground.

Apparently, the Munchkin Man ran over their nest.

Boy, were they pissed!

Those bees were mean to the Munchkin Man.

The Munchkin Man was subjected to a bee attack and was inflicted with 12 bee stings.

They were mostly all over the Munchkin Man's back and stomach, with a few on his arms and legs.

Bee sting pain is not very pleasant, especially after a dozen stings.

The Munchkin Man ran inside the house as fast as he could.

The Munchkin Man started swelling up where many of the bee stings landed.

The Munchkin Man's mother rubbed ointment on the Munchkin Man's bee stings.

But the swellings kept getting larger.

The Munchkin Man's mother then took the Munchkin Man to the doctor.

The Munchkin Man was prescribed some sort of steroid cream, which made the swellings start to go down.

So, the Munchkin Man isn't very fond of bees either.

Munchkin Man
 

The Devil

EOG Master
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Thinking I have only 1 viagra with me while spending a night with Sweded and find out its an alleve instead...........
 

Panic

EOG Dedicated
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

We should start a Bee Support Group here because I got sting by those fucks when I was a kid as well. I swear they come back every summer and look for me. Just a big fckin game to them. Panic is their personal pin cushion.2348ji23e
 

JuiceBox

EOG Senior Member
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Worry every day about my elderly parents. Can't even imagine them passing away, but I know they will.
 

JuiceBox

EOG Senior Member
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Crooked Police.

Crooked Cops are not that bad. I used to be one. I may have took all your cash, weed, and what ever else you had on your person, BUT in the end i'd let you go. So it all adds up in the end. Would you rather give the man your weed and cash, or go to jail and STILL lose your weed and cash! Think about it...
 
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

That those who aren't on a need-to-know basis might discover my greatest fear. . . .:+paranoid
 

Apple

Banned
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

Crooked Cops are not that bad. I used to be one. I may have took all your cash, weed, and what ever else you had on your person, BUT in the end i'd let you go. So it all adds up in the end. Would you rather give the man your weed and cash, or go to jail and STILL lose your weed and cash! Think about it...

But it also depends on how much weed you took.. But yeah thats obviously better. I was talking about the ones who set people up and plant evidence and shit.
 

cheapseats

EOG Master
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

The way I die, its only a matter of when, no problem being dead, just no suffering.....please, if any karma...HA for me would do just fine.
 
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

I fear the rut. I fear working in the same job doing the same shitty thing over and over until I wake up at 65, wondering where the hell my life has gone. I fear living for tomorrow by passing up day after day for today.
 

Apple

Banned
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

I fear the rut. I fear working in the same job doing the same shitty thing over and over until I wake up at 65, wondering where the hell my life has gone. I fear living for tomorrow by passing up day after day for today.


So true :(
 
Re: WHAT IS YOUR GREATEST FEAR?

I fear the rut. I fear working in the same job doing the same shitty thing over and over until I wake up at 65, wondering where the hell my life has gone. I fear living for tomorrow by passing up day after day for today.

Sort of the plot of The Beast in the Jungle, which was a famous short story by Henry James. Though the protagonist's "Beast" in the story was the fact that nothing spectacular out of the ordinary was ever going to happen in his life. . . .
 
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