In game: Doberman vs. Rum and Vodka

The stipulations:

Last man standing
Handicap match
Possible outside interference from beer and merlot
Reversal of fortune results in instant disqualification
No time limit
 
Re: In game: Doberman vs. Rum and Vodka

Ladies and gentlemen, let's get ready to stumbleeeeeeeee!!!!

In this corner from the cyber-nation of Motu, Greeeeeennnnnnn Dobermannnnnnnn:

 
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His oppenents, at a combined weight of two bottles, the tag team champions of the spirits world, Rummmmmm and Vodkaaaaaaa!:


 
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Would you please rise for the playing of our national anthem:

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rum and vodka already talking trash in their best Ivan Drago voice:

if he dies, he dies.
 
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bring it bitches:

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mofome

Banned
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bring it bitches:

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:pop:
 

shdw01

EOG Dedicated
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Live odds:

Green Doberman finishes off Rum/Vodka +650
Rum and Vodka finish off GD -2500
GD finishes Rum/Vodka and moves on to cooking wine +1500
 
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A little Marsala can be a good thing on your way to somewhere between somnabulism and psychosis (cheap asylum plug).

+650, send it in.
 
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Just a reminder, as a public service announcement. Please don't drink and drive a forklift.

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PassTheRock

EOG Master
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We needs pics of said bottles throughout the day so we can see the damage you are doing.

:thumbsup
 
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If you could walk me through how to do that, I'll certainly give it a go. Got the digital camera and can upload them, but don't know where to upload them to. Used to put them on myspace page but that got a virus (or maybe an STD) so don't where to park them.

Right now that bottle of rum looks pretty daunting.
 
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I have three Cheesesteaks, some succotash, a leftover pork chop and some cupcakes the lady at the store baked me.

So I got that going for me as far as rations.
 
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Just hoping to make it to the magic hour of 2am, Anna Nalick never looked so good:

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o yeah boieeee

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Blondie

EOG Master
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If you could walk me through how to do that, I'll certainly give it a go. Got the digital camera and can upload them, but don't know where to upload them to. Used to put them on myspace page but that got a virus (or maybe an STD) so don't where to park them.

Right now that bottle of rum looks pretty daunting.


Just upload them onto the site here

To do that click on the go advanced button on the bottom of a thread (right next to the submit quick reply button

Once you have done that look up top in the editing menu to find the paperclip

Click on the paperclip which will open a smaller box

In this box click on browse, find the picture on your computer and then upload

Once that is done click on the paperclip again and the picture will be there as an attachment

Attach the damn pic and you will be done
:pop:
 
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Wow that is a lot of words. This isn't going to get any easier as the day goes on. Let me give it a try.
 
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Ok I think I got it, but all my pictures are too big to upload. I guess I have to crop them and resize them, no?

Someone answer and help out a retarded drunk kid please.
 
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I'm still trying to master the whole picture upload thing. I can do a mean cut and paste video, however:

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Ok, let's give her a shot at updating:

godamndfuckshitpisscocksucker.

I can't figure this shit out. There will be no live updates/pictures of bottles.

goddamnfuckshitpisscocksucker.

Tourette's in the house. Raise the roof.
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: In game: Doberman vs. Rum and Vodka

If you could walk me through how to do that, I'll certainly give it a go. Got the digital camera and can upload them, but don't know where to upload them to. Used to put them on myspace page but that got a virus (or maybe an STD) so don't where to park them.

Right now that bottle of rum looks pretty daunting.
You can upload the pictures to flickr.com and from there you just need to copy and paste the pictures here.
 
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Lemme try that:


4 pm
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Re: In game: Doberman vs. Rum and Vodka

Photobucket is easy as can be. Upload & then just copy/paste the links. There's nothing to it.
 
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I'm kind of a retard when it comes to these computer things.
Well, I'm kind of a retard in general.

Posted my write up on LMU-SMC in the CBB forum before I lose consciousness. Eagerly awaiting the mofome "on it" post.:thumbsup
 
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TTinCo,
I'm just trying to get to the point of that guy in post #18. He's the man. Alcohol is my vehicle to get from point A to point TT.
 
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Technically, that's going to take a solid 2-3 days of sleep deprivation & drinking, but you may be able to overcome that due to the 80 proof factor.
 
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It's not the grin factor I'm worried about reaching, it's the fucking girls on the arms. It's almost like you paid them to be there.

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orly?

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<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>UCLA looks horrid. I'm going to get some KY too General.

I'll be drinking tonight, please ban me for the next 12 hours.
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I will bend, but not break:

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Wow, did I really write this shit? Blacked out drunk at 3:46 in the morning.

poet and a prophet.

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</TD><TD class=alt1 id=td_post_1738350 style="BORDER-RIGHT: #2b295e 1px solid"> The man behind the curtain
<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>Allow me to introduce myself,
To some I am the devil, to some I am the messiah.
As far as I am concerned I'm just a guy who drinks too much and masturbates a touch more.
I may know a thing or two about gambling, or I may be the square you know in the mirror.
Am I a lover or a fighter. Am I none of the above.
Only time will tell, only time may not tell.

Godspeed.
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Greatest picture ever

Greatest picture ever

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Hamer Time.:LMAO
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