New golf terms?

PassTheRock

EOG Master
A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't

A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another

A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand

A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water

A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed

An 'O.J.'- got away with one

A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver

A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver

A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good

A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole

A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right

A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds

A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read

A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out

A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist

A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees

A 'Mickey Mantle' - a dead yank

A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: New golf terms?

LOL !!!

Limbaugh ... a "little to the right"

Like stating: "George Michaels might be gay ..."
 

pioneer

EOG Dedicated
Re: New golf terms?

LOL...those are great Pass the Rock
For the record, I'm right of Limbaugh and the Pope
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: New golf terms?

Right of Limbaugh?

Wow ..... I can only imagine you and me sitting next to each other on a plane ride to Australia
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: New golf terms?

I would wear him down ....

screaming all the way over: "I HOPE YOU FAIL ..." "YOU'RE A PHONY HUMAN BEING .." "SO I GUESS THAT MAKES YOU A DITTOHEAD DELUXE..."
 
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