DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Hennessey

EOG Dedicated
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

No and i hope i never do!

As i get older i realize it's just not worth it...
 

munson15

I want winners...
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

A-CHEATING ON AN EXAM

B-CHEATING ON A SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C-CHEATING ON YOUR INCOME TAXES

D-ALL OF THE ABOVE


A-YES

B-NEVER DID IT

C-NEVER CAUGHT (or, as John Winger replied in Stripes, "convicted, no.")
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

The SHRINK doesn't cheat with the MRS "ready for Friday Nite fun"


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PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

B ... a couple times.

But I was young, dumb and stupid at the time.

High School fuckin rocked.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Pass ... curious ... were you sober with this one?


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PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Nope. But it was well worth it. That chick could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

The garden hose she is holden in her hand now that I think about it. Where did you get that pic?
 

Hennessey

EOG Dedicated
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Oh snap! I'm lying. I did get caught once. I messed around with this girl in high school grad night and everyone had been given cameras. Well of course everyone took a picture of us on the back of the bus. Of all the high school senors that took the photos only one fucker snitched me out but i was caught. She had the picture. Oh well, we broke up. I graduated and was ready to move on anyway. My ex ended up being a booty call for the next 4 years so I can't complain.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Hennessey:

"hot" huh?

I always pictured ya as a man who likes some beef on the ol plate offering
 

Hennessey

EOG Dedicated
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

There's a difference between a woman with a big ass and a big ass woman. 12io4j2w90
 

nsane

EOG Enthusiast
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

in 6th grade i'd been out sick for 3 days and 1st day back we had a history test....got caught copying off anna faye mayes paper and teacher gave me a big F....when my mother asked me about the f i told her i had no idea why it was on my report card..of course she came to school and i've still got knots on my head to prove it .hehehe....dumbest thing i ever did......would rather have done time in jail than for my mother to know i cheated....'keep the continue'
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

A-CHEATING ON AN EXAM

B-CHEATING ON A SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER

C-CHEATING ON YOUR INCOME TAXES

D-ALL OF THE ABOVE

Greetings:

The Munchkin Man has a confession to make.

The Munchkin Man was not always the model citizen the Munchkin Man is today.

The Munchkin Man was once guilty of Choice C.

One year, back in the mid-1970s, the Munchkin Man got caught cheating on his income taxes.

While the Munchkin Man was preparing his tax returns that year, the Munchkin Man could not make up his mind whether to take the standard deduction or to itemize his deductions.

After a great deal of internal debate, the Munchkin Man finally reached a decision.

The Munchkin Man would take both.

The Munchkin Man completed his tax returns accordingly, by taking the standard deduction, and then itemizing his deductions, and then adding them all together, for the Munchkin Man's total deductions.

The Munchkin Man had a theory that the IRS wouldn't notice.

The Munchkin Man looked at it as an experiment.

The Munchkin Man was wrong.

The Munchkin Man's experiment failed.

They did notice.

The Munchkin Man had to pay a $100 fine.

Munchkin Man
 
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

I've seen so many kids cheat on exams and assignments it's goddamned ridiculous.

I've already caught 4 kids cheating one month into the class I'm GTAing.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Devil:

too funny ... back in the early 1900's they had "exams" to get a high school diploma?
 

ATX

2
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Shrink,

question to you:

how many times on all three?

:cocktail

congrats on making it sober. I've had quite a few friends who struggled. I have NOTHING but respect for them, they all made it.
 

Viejo Dinosaur

EOG Master
Re: DID YOU EVER GET CAUGHT?

Have cheated on many exams...that's about it...

Never, ever cheated on my wife when I was married, and do not cheat on my taxes when I file....
 
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