Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

Doc Mercer

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Long Dong Silver (possibly born Daniel Arthur Mead on April 20, 1960), is a retired English porn star from London. He appeared in several pornographic movies with Brian Carl in the UK and USA during the late 1970s and early 1980s. His debut film was the low-budget Sex Freaks released in 1979, in which he co-starred with Vicki Scott. In 1982 he appeared with the legendary Seka in Beauty and the Beast, shot in America. His name is a reference to Long John Silver.
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Finally, Doc Mercer has written about a topic that the Munchkin Man can believe he knows something about.


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PassTheRock

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Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

How does the President gain access to his porn?

Living in a fishbowl like they do, I've sometimes wondered how they get access to some quality jerk off material. Be it magazines or DVDs, how would they do this without letting on that they can be freaks just like the rest of us?

I know JFK, Bill, and many other presidents got hook ups with famous and not so famous women on the side which is "acceptable" behavior given our society. But I'm sure what was kept on the down low would not happen if say Obama said to his USSS that hey we need to stop by the adult book store so I can pick up some DVDs.

Being "Presidential" is hard to do when you know the people who surround you everyday have images of you in the White House beating off to a DVD in the dark, with a giant bottle of lotion and some tissue sitting on the desk.
 

Doc Mercer

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Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

Pass:

Ned Beatty wants ya to give him a call ...
 

PassTheRock

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Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

One would think the President could use a computer but all that shit is archived so that aint happening.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

how many times a day do you have to clean off your monitor?

gotta think you are one of them "accurate shooters"
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

Doc, what about their most trusted aide, couldn't they have a "person" pick him up some of the latest porn?
 

Doc Mercer

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Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

For all we know Barack might be banging Geinther .... how else would that
POS who brought on this nitemare have a job?

shit ... "Bulldog" had a free run of the White House soooooo who really knows
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

No, having an aide pick up the porn is not an option since they write tell all books after they leave the White House.

Does he have an old "buddy" bring in some of his personal collection and if so what does he do if say the shit is discovered by the staff who takes care of the White House?
 

Doc Mercer

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Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

WTF?

do I look like G Gordon Liddy?

I am sure a President could post here ... say ... as well .... DOC MERCER ...
and his ass would be covered


Being Psdt and then going back to the "real world" must suck and I bet Bush
is banging the sauce right now:

"Fuckin god damn Black Muslim is sitting in my chair ... Babs ... this ain't fair"
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

Doc, it's not like he can "hide" the porn, although I guess they do not go through his drawers but damn, it seems like it would eventually be discovered by someone who he would prefer not know of his sexual proclivities. who would he blame if it was found?

Risk vs reward!
 

Doc Mercer

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Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

A MAN HAS TO DO WHAT A MAN HAS TO DO

Ol Clinton with Monica pinned up against the wall for some good ol "prison
sex" must have been classic .... "Don't move bitch or I will have the NSA
fuck your folks life up real good ..."
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

I wonder if they have a "special" section in the presidential study where they keep all of the smut? If so, what would they have on the shelf? What would Obama watch?
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

Ya can bet ol Tricky Dick and Hank Kissinger would sit around getting getting shit faced:

"Look at the size of that cock .... yeah ... baby ... he is gonna give ya the ol Presidential Pardon .."
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

All of this would of course take place in the 'William Jefferson Clinton Masterbatorium'.
 

Doc Mercer

EOG Master
Re: Remember... the GOP base loves porn .. ol Munchkin confirmed that !!! ...

Might be the other wing:

the "Rush Made a Real Man out of Munckin" Memorial
 
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