Re: BFC MESSAGE TO EOG
How SimplyTheBest Got His Moniker <hr style="color: rgb(209, 209, 225); background-color: rgb(209, 209, 225);" size="1"> <!-- / icon and title --> <!-- message --> Inside the walls of the protective custody unit at Pelican Bay State Prison .....
Leroy-Jimbo, how's muh bro?
Jimbo- I ain't yer bro, bitch, but it's goin' good. Real good!
Leroy- Waas'sup? You got fifteen years left on your sentence for killin' that ol' lady, and you's gots a smile on your face like you are gettin' out tomorrow! What's up wit dat, fool!
Jimbo-I ain't no fool, fool! You da fool! I knew your cousin on the street, dat Pastor cat, and he done told me you are the biggest fool that ever walked the streets of Compton. Was his name, Damien?
Leroy-Oh, dat Damien. Now der's a fool! But let's get back on topic, Jimbo. What up with the big smile on your ugly ol' mug?
Jimbo-I ain't ugly, fool! But I sho am happy, happier than a nappy-headed ho bein' met at the GreyHound by Damien, who's carryin' a suit-case full of rock, a video camera and several venereal diseases.
Leroy-[laughing] Ain't dat da truth, Jimbo! Ol' Damien, he quite da boy!
Every time I saw him, he's have a cloud of flies followin' his black ass, didn't dat boy never hear of no toilet paper?
Jimbo-Look over there, Leroy! Right there! Ya see that skinny white boy, playin' cards, over there at the end table? Ya see him? The one wearing the pony-tail and make-up!
Leroy-You mean the one sitting next to Bubba, and rubbin' his leg.
Jimbo- Yeah, thats the guy! That little turd!
Leroy-What about him? I heard he's doing three to nine, he got busted for stealin' little old ladies purses, cried to the judge that he needed the money to pay some gambling debts, and that he squealed on his own Momma for welfare fraud, hopin' to get a lighter sentence.
Jimbo-Well, last night, I run into him down in the laundry room, and he starts whimperin' to me that a bunch of guys were pressuring him to smuggle some weed in, the next time he gets a visit, and he says to me, "Jimbo, I'll do anything for a little protection, anything you want".
So I got to thinking, "I wonder if this pathetic little bitch will give me some head?"
Well, he musta read muh mind, because the next thing I knew, he took my hand and led me into the end stall in the bathroom, took down muh pants, and started in. And that little bugger knew what he was doin', I'll tell ya that, Leroy! Oh, it felt gooood, but I had the funny feelin' that he really enjoyed what he was doin'!
Anyhow, I told him, look, fella, I can't help you. But I really do appreciate the blow-job!
You are, simply the best!
And he says to me, cum drippin' down his weak little chin, he says, "I am SimplyTheBest" That will be my posting handle at EOG, when I get out".
Thank YOU, Jimbo!