Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Yep i havent been laid in three years, ask me anything you want to know.
Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
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Flamingo kid
Everybody's hands go UP!
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
What's your stance on abortion?
What's your stance on abortion?
Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
You guys might think this is a joke, but i seriously havent had sex in 3 years and 2 months.Time went by fast....fuck!!!
You guys might think this is a joke, but i seriously havent had sex in 3 years and 2 months.Time went by fast....fuck!!!
PassTheRock
EOG Master
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Why have you not purchased yourself a hooker?
Why have you not purchased yourself a hooker?
PapaParlay
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Does it really fall off if you don't use it for awhile?
Does it really fall off if you don't use it for awhile?
Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Theres nothing but crack whores around here and surprisingly i havent got desperate enough to buy one...id probably fuck a fat ugly girl though.
Theres nothing but crack whores around here and surprisingly i havent got desperate enough to buy one...id probably fuck a fat ugly girl though.
PassTheRock
EOG Master
Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
im 24, i guess you could call me ugly, but ive seen other dudes uglier than me with girls.Never had a gf and im a student.
im 24, i guess you could call me ugly, but ive seen other dudes uglier than me with girls.Never had a gf and im a student.
shdw01
EOG Dedicated
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
24 w/o a gf ever.....let's get on it man....
are you overweight? if so, start working out and eating better (like I should talk).....the great thing about being a guy, girls don't care if we are ugly, they will like us anyways....but if we are ugly, we need to look slim or muscular or they might not give us a shot.
24 w/o a gf ever.....let's get on it man....
are you overweight? if so, start working out and eating better (like I should talk).....the great thing about being a guy, girls don't care if we are ugly, they will like us anyways....but if we are ugly, we need to look slim or muscular or they might not give us a shot.
J
joeybagadonuts
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Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Does your dad post as "JJGold"?
That's one hellva drought my man. I agree with others, I think I would have broken down about 2.5 years ago if I were you and got a hooker.
:doh1
Does your dad post as "JJGold"?
That's one hellva drought my man. I agree with others, I think I would have broken down about 2.5 years ago if I were you and got a hooker.
:doh1
J
joeybagadonuts
Guest
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Step1 -Develop a personality
Step2- Exude confidence
Step3- Be proactive in seeking out potential women
Step4- Stop asking degenerate fucks on a website for advice
If that doesn't work, get a hooker, or beg.
:houra
Step1 -Develop a personality
Step2- Exude confidence
Step3- Be proactive in seeking out potential women
Step4- Stop asking degenerate fucks on a website for advice
If that doesn't work, get a hooker, or beg.
:houra
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Does your hand have callouses? Let me give you a tip. Start interacting with girls that are looking for a boyfriend. Girls that just want to be friends are a waste of time and boring. Get on-line and be up front about it. You'll be surprised how many girls are out there in the same boat you are in.
Does your hand have callouses? Let me give you a tip. Start interacting with girls that are looking for a boyfriend. Girls that just want to be friends are a waste of time and boring. Get on-line and be up front about it. You'll be surprised how many girls are out there in the same boat you are in.
Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Im not fat I think my weight is right where it should be.Ive had opportunities to get laid but i didnt cuz i couldnt get it up.I literally had girls naked ready to get fucked, but i used excuses like i didnt have a rubber.It was like stage fright and i was nervous cuz its been so long since ive been laid i just choked and went limp.Ive only had 6 partners...all one night stands.
Im not fat I think my weight is right where it should be.Ive had opportunities to get laid but i didnt cuz i couldnt get it up.I literally had girls naked ready to get fucked, but i used excuses like i didnt have a rubber.It was like stage fright and i was nervous cuz its been so long since ive been laid i just choked and went limp.Ive only had 6 partners...all one night stands.
shdw01
EOG Dedicated
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
when you watch porn, do you like the scenes with the lady more or the scenes with the guy more?
I think you either have a medical problem and need to see a doctor, or you are homosexual, and need to refocus on who you want to get laid by.....
if you are homosexual, that is good news cause I hear it is easy to get laid when you are one of the gays (especially guys)
when you watch porn, do you like the scenes with the lady more or the scenes with the guy more?
I think you either have a medical problem and need to see a doctor, or you are homosexual, and need to refocus on who you want to get laid by.....
if you are homosexual, that is good news cause I hear it is easy to get laid when you are one of the gays (especially guys)
Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Yea i do have a medical problem, its called not having pussy in three years!!!That shit gets to you, to your mind i mean.
Yea i do have a medical problem, its called not having pussy in three years!!!That shit gets to you, to your mind i mean.
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Drop the tough guy act, have someone wash your fucking mouth out with soap because you are a potty mouth and your breath smells like shit, buy a nice outfit, and start hanging out at places besides the arcade and littly trashy dive bars. Thank me later.
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
hahahaha, you've gone from the toughest guy on the planet who kicked ass at the mall with just a single glare, to an internet goof who can't get laid, and that was all posted within the last month.
Congrats, you've taken "attention whore" to an entirely new level.
hahahaha, you've gone from the toughest guy on the planet who kicked ass at the mall with just a single glare, to an internet goof who can't get laid, and that was all posted within the last month.
Congrats, you've taken "attention whore" to an entirely new level.
Doc Mercier
EOG Senior Member
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Then he kicked a 14 year olds ass at the roller skating place with the cold glare. Think the kid was banging his sister or something, but that dont matter. That calls for more than a cold glare or nothing at all.
Then he kicked a 14 year olds ass at the roller skating place with the cold glare. Think the kid was banging his sister or something, but that dont matter. That calls for more than a cold glare or nothing at all.
Pecos Bill
EOG Enthusiast
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
I cant get laid so i fight and start shit to compensate.
I cant get laid so i fight and start shit to compensate.
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
Hmmm, never met a real bad ass that didn't have the confidence to pull ass, no matter how ugly or socially inept they were. One of the ugliest fuckers I've ever met used to hang outside the local 7-11's and start fights for cheap thrills...the extend of his vocabulary was "let's do'er manure". He got laid all the time because chicks dug his mad fighting skills.
You must be the exception.
Hmmm, never met a real bad ass that didn't have the confidence to pull ass, no matter how ugly or socially inept they were. One of the ugliest fuckers I've ever met used to hang outside the local 7-11's and start fights for cheap thrills...the extend of his vocabulary was "let's do'er manure". He got laid all the time because chicks dug his mad fighting skills.
You must be the exception.
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
What was so special three years ago in order to get laid?
What was so special three years ago in order to get laid?
Re: Ask a guy who hasnt been laid in 3 years anything!
$11.00 and a penis will get you fucked all weekend in Mexico.
Pack your bags...
$11.00 and a penis will get you fucked all weekend in Mexico.
Pack your bags...