(YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
BOYS DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEHOND MY CONTROL I MIGHT BE LEAVING TOWN SOON.I AM GETTING BURRIED WITH MY LOCAL BOOKIE BUT AS JOHN CALAPARI ONCE SAID (I REFUSE TO LOSE) EVEN THOUGH I AM DOWN 2800 I AM GOING TO KEEP THE FAITH AND KEEP ON PLAYING :hangtBOYS MY LOVELY WIFE ISNT AWARE THAT I AM LEAVING TOWN IT WILL BE DONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.SHRINK YOU AND I GO BACK A LONGTIME I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD HIDE OUT IN YOUR HOME FOR A WHILE MY BOOKIE WILL NEVER FIND ME IN VIRGINIA.SHRINK AS ATTRACTIVE AS SCARLET IS I WILL DO MY BEST TO KEEP MY HANDS OFF HER BUT NO GAURENTEES WHILE YOU ARE AWAY AT THE SUPERMARKET PICKING UP MY LOBSTERS AND ICE COLD CORONAS AFTER ALL SHRINK I AM GUEST IN YOUR HOME.SERIOUSLY SHRINK IF I DO END UP DROPPING 5 DIMES I CANT PAY AND I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN I AM JUST GOING TO TELL LARRY MY LOCAL BOOKIE I WENT ON A TWO WEEK VACATION WITH AN OLD FRIEND THATS YOU SHRINK.

IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE I CAN ASK MY GOOD FRIEND MUNCHKIN MAN IF I CAN HIDE OUT IN HIS SECTION 8 APARTMENT BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE LOWERING MY STANDARDS AND HANGING AROUND WITH A WHACK JOB SHRINK SO YOUR HOUSE WILL DO JUST FINE.SHRINK I FEEL LIKE I CAN BE AN ASSAT TO YOUR FAMILY I GET ALONG PRETTY GOOD WITH (THANKS DAD) TONY MONTANA AND IF YOU WANT I MIGHT EVEN DO SOME WORK AROUND YOUR HOUSE NO HEAVY LIFTING THOUGH SHRINK I NEED A STARONG BACK FOR MY GOLF GAME.

IN CLOSING FELLAS IF I DONT WIN 4 BETS IN A ROW BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO BE ON THE MOVE AND LOOKING FOR A HIDE OUT I MEAN A HANGOUT SO PLEASE BOYS HELP OUT A FELLOW POSTER IN HIS TIME OF NEED.

SHRINK HERE IS MY DAILY SCHEDULE IF YOU ARE CINSIDERING ME AS A GUEST

5.30 WAKE UP
5.45 HAVE MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE
5.50 CHECK OUT THE FORUMS AND GAME LINES
6.30 GO TO THE BATHROOM
7.00 READ THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER HAVE ANOTHER COFFEE
8.00 A.M. GO OUT AND PLAY 9 HOLES OF GOLF
10.30 A.M. GO TO THE DINER FOR BRUNCH BACK TO YOUR HOUSE SHRINK BY 1 OR 2 P.M. DEPENDING IF I FIND SOMEBODY INTERESTING TO TALK TO.
2PM TAKE AN HOUR OR 2 NAP
4PM WATCH OPRAH WINFREY TO SEE IF THE RACIST HAS ANYTHING INTERESTIN ON HER SHOW.
6PM EAT DINNER SHRINK WE CAN ALL SIT DOWN TOGETHER TONY THE GLUE EVERYBODY AT THE TABLE JUST DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THAT KOSHER CRAP I HATE JEWISH FOOD.
7PM SHRINK WE CAN PLACE OUR WAGERS MAYBE YOU CAN GET ME A COUPLE OF CREDIT ACCOUNTS WHILE I AM VISITING
7-MIDMIGHT WATCH ALL THE GAMES AND GO TO BED

SHRINK I AM NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU AND ITS ONLY FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS SO LET ME KNOW IF I CAN STAY BEFORE I START BETTING DOUBLE DIMES TO BAIL OUT AND GET OVER MY HEAD.:doh1

P.S. SHRINK I KNOW TAHNKS DAD HAS A BOAT BUT I HAVE FAIR SKIN SHRINK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I STEAR THE BOAT SO I CAN GET PROTECTION FROM THE SUN.THE GUYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SAY I AM THE BEST DRUNK DRIVER AROUND NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER SO I DONT SEE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ME STEERING THANKS DADS BOAT AFTER A COUPLE OF COCKTAILS.
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

LOOK AT THIS THE FIRST GUY TO CHIME IN IS THE (BALLESSWONDER) I WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT.:doh1 THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU BALLESSWONDER I AM ASKING THE SHRINK NOT SOME BROKEN DOWN MODERATOR.

MUNCHKIN MAN NO OFFENSE ABOUT STAYING WITH YOU ITS JUST THAT I FEEL THE SHRINK HAS A LITTLE MORE TO OFFER YOU DO UNDERSTAND RIGHT GOOD BUDDY.BUT IF I RUN OUT OF OPTIONS I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AT YOUR SECTION 8 APARTMENT JUST DONT HAVE YOUR GAS SHUT OFF THAT WEEK I LIKE TO COOK ON A STOVE.
 

ballwonder

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

LOOK AT THIS THE FIRST GUY TO CHIME IN IS THE (BALLESSWONDER) I WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT.:doh1 THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU BALLESSWONDER I AM ASKING THE SHRINK NOT SOME BROKEN DOWN MODERATOR.

MUNCHKIN MAN NO OFFENSE ABOUT STAYING WITH YOU ITS JUST THAT I FEEL THE SHRINK HAS A LITTLE MORE TO OFFER YOU DO UNDERSTAND RIGHT GOOD BUDDY.BUT IF I RUN OUT OF OPTIONS I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AT YOUR SECTION 8 APARTMENT JUST DONT HAVE YOUR GAS SHUT OFF THAT WEEK I LIKE TO COOK ON A STOVE.


My holiday weekend is now ruined because I got smacked down by some broken down degenerate.........:sad
 

Blondie

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

My holiday weekend is now ruined because I got smacked down by some broken down degenerate.........:sad


There is a support group that meets every Tuesday and Friday night in the back room.

Feel free to join in if you need to
 

munson15

I want winners...
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Dunno you would have to ask one of the guys I have never taken part in the meeting.

I just schedule them for them. :+textinb3
I got murdered on that Cleveland game the other night, can I come, too?2348ji23e
 

Finance

EOG Veteran
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Beantown I have no idea if you're full of shit or not, but I have to say I was absolutely cracking up the whole time I was reading that first post - an absolute classic!!!

Good Luck getting it back - Dodgers look good again tonight......
 

Viejo Dinosaur

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

LOOK AT THIS THE FIRST GUY TO CHIME IN IS THE (BALLESSWONDER) I WOULD HAVE GUESSED THAT.:doh1 THIS DOESNT CONCERN YOU BALLESSWONDER I AM ASKING THE SHRINK NOT SOME BROKEN DOWN MODERATOR.

MUNCHKIN MAN NO OFFENSE ABOUT STAYING WITH YOU ITS JUST THAT I FEEL THE SHRINK HAS A LITTLE MORE TO OFFER YOU DO UNDERSTAND RIGHT GOOD BUDDY.BUT IF I RUN OUT OF OPTIONS I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AT YOUR SECTION 8 APARTMENT JUST DONT HAVE YOUR GAS SHUT OFF THAT WEEK I LIKE TO COOK ON A STOVE.

Lenny has room for you in Costa Rica...and you might give Mickey a call also....BetPhoenix will put you up free and they have a restaurant on the premisis...
 

Bagiant

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

What happened to your winning streak? I know, you blew it back, then tried to make it back by betting more. Never heard of that before.
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

STUCK IN VEGAS I AM IN SERIOUS TROUBLE IF MY GAME BLOWS TONIGHT I WILL BE DOWN CLOSE TO 5 DIMES AND I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF DOUGH.I AM ON BORROWED TIME BOYS MY GAMBLING CAREER IS ON THE LINE :hangt IF I DONT HAVE GAMBLING I DONT HAVE ANYTHING I NEED THE HIGH I GET FROM GAMBLING IF I AM OUT OF ACTION I GET MOODY AND GROUCHY.

SHRINK I AM DEAD SERIOUS WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU I HAVE TO KNOW IF YOU CAN HOUSE ME FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS IF I TAKE A SHOT TONIGHT.:+clueless

I HOPE I AM GRINNING :D WHEN MY GAME IS ENDING
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Whats the bet tonight, Bean? Whats the play that is going to make you or break you?
 
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There is a support group that meets every Tuesday and Friday night in the back room.

Feel free to join in if you need to

And we pass around a basket to collect for coffee. If you can't afford the 1.00 then we'll just be happy you made the meeting. Sharing will get us thru all of this degen talk.
 

betfirstclass

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

BEAN BABY

I'm still looking for MAGIC +7 in game SEVEN, you assured me that Line was going up to 7 and from what I saw it closed 2.5 . . . . . what's with the bad advice JIM

Best of luck . . . . .
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

MUNCHKIN MAN NO OFFENSE ABOUT STAYING WITH YOU ITS JUST THAT I FEEL THE SHRINK HAS A LITTLE MORE TO OFFER YOU DO UNDERSTAND RIGHT GOOD BUDDY.BUT IF I RUN OUT OF OPTIONS I WOULD LOVE TO STAY AT YOUR SECTION 8 APARTMENT JUST DONT HAVE YOUR GAS SHUT OFF THAT WEEK I LIKE TO COOK ON A STOVE.

Greetings BEANTOWNJIM:

Thank you very much for writing to the Munchkin Man for your plea for help.

First of all, the Munchkin Man would like to settle some "old business" with you.

The Munchkin Man would like to thank you for offering the Munchkin Man one of your Section 8 apartments last year.

The Munchkin Man forgot to thank you for your very generous offer.

Please accept the Munchkin Man's apology for the very serious omission of the Munchkin Man's manners.

However, the Munchkin Man needs to correct you on one point.

The Munchkin Man does not live in a Section 8 apartment.

Instead, the Munchkin Man lives in a high rise apartment building unit that overlooks the skyline of Norfolk, Virginia, which includes the national headquarters of the PETA building.

http://www.peta.org/

One year ago, the Munchkin Man was embroiled in a very heated legal dispute with his landlord.

They were trying to evict the Munchkin Man.

The Munchkin Man refused to move.

The Munchkin Man's landlord hired a slick pin-striped New York City attorney, who was mean to the Munchkin Man and who tried to bully, harass, and intimidate the Munchkin Man.

The Munchkin Man could not afford an attorney.

Therefore, the Munchkin Man represented himself.

Assisted only by the advice of the Virginia Fair Housing Office, the Munchkin Man stood his ground and won his case.

The landlord was forced to give the Munchkin Man a 12-month renewable lease.

The Munchkin Man has just renewed his lease for another 12 months.

The Munchkin Man will now return to a discussion of your plight.

The Munchkin Man is very sorry to hear of your recent trials and tribulations.

The Munchkin Man has looked deeply into his heart, in search for a solution to your plight.

The Munchkin Man herewith presents you with the following offer:

You may sleep on a mattress in the Munchkin Man's walk-in closet, for only $100 a night, payable in advance, and in cash.

Due to the fact that the Munchkin Man lives in a studio apartment, this is the only spare space the Munchkin Man can offer you.

However, the Munchkin Man will first have to introduce you to the security staff at his high rise apartment building

The security staff are specially trained to detect strangers and not to let them in.

Therefore, if you decide to accept the Munchkin Man's offer, please be sure to take a shower, shave, and look respectable before you come over.

Otherwise, they will not let you in.

If they detect the slightest trace of BO, they will physically escort you off the premises.

The residents of the Munchkin Man's apartment building have very high standards as to who they will allow inside.

You might even be asked to submit to a background check.

If the Munchkin Man's offer does not sound desirable to you, the Munchkin Man would like to suggest an alternative:

https://www.unionmissionministries.org/

This shelter is located right in the heart of downtown Norfolk, where there are plenty of bars in walking distance to choose from.

They accept walk-ins and rarely turn anybody away, provided that you promise to look for a job every day, and refrain from the use of drugs and alcohol.

Unfortunately, there are no gambling casinos in downtown Norfolk to satisfy your passion for gambling.

However, the Munchkin Man can offer you something better, which you cannot find anywhere else.

That is the opportunity to play the Munchkin Man in a few games of Checkers.

For only $100 a game, the Munchkin Man will pay you $50 for every King you get against the Munchkin Man, plus your $100 back if you draw the Munchkin Man, or $200 if you beat the Munchkin Man.

In the game of Checkers, you start off with 12 pieces.

You can still lose a game of Checkers to the Munchkin Man, and come out $50 ahead, if you get only 3 Kings against the Munchkin Man, during the course of that game.

If you get only 2 Kings against the Munchkin Man in a losing effort, you will break even.

If you lose a game of Checkers to the Munchkin Man, you owe the Munchkin Man nothing more, beyond the $100 fee you will have already paid to the Munchkin Man.

All you have to do is pay the Munchkin Man $100 a game for the privilege of playing the Munchkin Man.

Suppose you beat the Munchkin Man in a game of Checkers and crown 10 of your 12 pieces into Kings in your winning effort.

This means you get $200 for beating the Munchkin Man, plus $500 more for the 10 Kings you crowned against the Munchkin Man, for a net profit of $600.

That's $700 (winnings) - $100 (fee) = $600.

Do you like those odds?

The Munchkin Man wants you to feel right at home, with some real live gambling "action", should you ever decide to visit the city of Norfolk, Virginia.

In closing, the Munchkin Man wants to express his hopes that your luck turns around soon.

If it fails to do so, please give the Munchkin Man's very generous offer your strongest consideration.

Good luck to you.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 

cassiusclay

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Munchkin Man,

Cassiusclay will gladly play you in checkers.

Cassiusclay is a good checkers player.

Cassiusclay will bring the board.

Cassiusclay will bring his friend Jack Daniels.

Cassiusclay will win.

Cassiusclay will take your money.

Cassiusclay will thank you for the donation.

Cassiusclay

 

Wade

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

I'm leaving too. Nobody talks about Pol Pot.
 

nedrow

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

good luck having to win interleauge time . thats an indoctraination into the real world. all the planets are aligned , btj your a goner
my pick for ya
---------------
san diago
CINN
ST LOUIS
clev. nba ML
 

UBM

EOG Member
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

BEANTOWN,
YOU TALK ABOUT ALL THE DEADBEATS ON THE FORUMS AND YOU ADMIT THAT YOU ARE TAKING A SHOT AT LARRY.I LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.CHECK YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION.I HOPE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR GAMES SO YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM.
UBM
 

BigDaddy

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

BEANTOWN,
YOU TALK ABOUT ALL THE DEADBEATS ON THE FORUMS AND YOU ADMIT THAT YOU ARE TAKING A SHOT AT LARRY.I LOST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU.CHECK YOURSELF INTO A MENTAL INSTITUTION.I HOPE YOU LOSE ALL YOUR GAMES SO YOU HIT ROCK BOTTOM.
UBM

he jokes about this kinda of stuff all the time but he pays his debts.

poster doug can confirm
 

Cannon

Banned
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

What a loser this sick bastard is. If he signed up for Chuck Lucks service he would be up huge like the rest of us.
 

Munchkin Man

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Munchkin Man,

Cassiusclay will gladly play you in checkers.

Cassiusclay is a good checkers player.

Cassiusclay will bring the board.

Cassiusclay will bring his friend Jack Daniels.

Cassiusclay will win.

Cassiusclay will take your money.

Cassiusclay will thank you for the donation.

Cassiusclay


Greetings Cassiusclay:

The Munchkin Man is pleased to accept your challenge.

The Munchkin Man will also be pleased to welcome the company of your friend, Jack Daniels.

Please be sure that the Checkerboard you bring is a regulation tournament Checkerboard, one which meets the official specifications set forth by the American Checker Federation (ACF).

The one displayed in the picture you posted is not in regulation colors.

Here is a picture of the Munchkin Man's Checkerboard:




Although this board is sold as a Chess board, as shown by the Knight in the picture, it satisfies the specifications of an official tournament Checkerboard, as set forth by the American Checker Federation (ACF).

This is also the same Checkerboard the Munchkin Man used to win his last Checker tournament in Las Vegas a few years ago.

The colors you see are the regulation colors.

The Munchkin Man will be looking forward to your visit to Norfolk, Virginia.

The Munchkin Man is willing to play until you run out of money.

Then the Munchkin Man will graciously give you a $100 bill back to pay for a bus trip back home.

Good luck to you.

:cheers

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man
 
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

he jokes about this kinda of stuff all the time but he pays his debts.

poster doug can confirm


I can't confirm how timely Jim pays, but I suspect he pays his debts, when he loses, and in a month or two, not a year or five. Otherwise he wouldn't have a 10k line of credit, would he ?

If not, the bookie is partly to blame via extending excessive credit.
 

nedrow

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

san diago up 1 run
CINN winner
ST LOUIS winner
clev. nba ML toss up
 
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

since the game has ended, I'll reveal the BTJ pick...... Toronto ML to win a dime.

I don't like to see Jim lose, unless I have the other side.

I might have to give him my spare bedroom for 2 weeks ~
 

skoda

EOG Senior Member
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Is it true, BTJ had Orlando on Money Line tonight for a few grand and went over to club during the T/O with 1 second left? :+clueless
 

skoda

EOG Senior Member
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Update..... BTJ got to the club and bought everyone a shot/beer and then saw replay! Last seen headed towards Greyhound
 

nedrow

EOG Dedicated
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

ya cant pound a team on the road ,i dont care whos pitching or if he had won the bet
 
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

will he be wagering tomorrow do you know?


Good question, poor Jim is down $4365 this week, but has credit to 10k, I think he doesn't go nutz, and stops at this figure, since the week is near the end. That amount is too hard to recover with his style.... usually one game a day for a nickel to a dime. I think he will back off today.
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

BOYS I DONT MIND LOSING BUT TO LOSE THE WAY I DID I BLAME THAT BLACK F-CK CITO GASTON HE MADE A DECISION THAT REALLY F-CKED ME.TORONTO HAD A RUNNER ON 2ND BASE WITH 2 OUTS IN THE 8TH INNING AND HALLADAY COMING UP.HE PINCH HITS FOR HALLADAY AND THROWS UP SOME BUM WHO WAS BATTING 183 WHAT THE F-CK IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GUY BATTING 183 AND HALLADAY BATTING FOR HIMSELF.HALLIDAY WAS GETTING STRONGER AS THE GAME WENT ALONG AND HAD ONLY THROWN 93 PITCHES :finger004 CITO GASTON YOU F-CKING BONE HEAD.OF COURSE THE THE NEW PITCHER WHO REPLACED HALLIDAY SOME F-CKING BUM NAMED CARLON GIVES UP A PINCH HIT LEAD OFF DOUBLE IN THE BOTTOM OF THE 8TH.CITO GASTON NEVER SHOULD HAVE TAKEN OUT HALLIDAY THE BLUEJAYS OFFENSE SUCKS UNBELIEVABLE THEY CALL THEMSELVES A MAJOR LEAGUE LINEUP.

I AM F-CKING COOKED BOYS TWO WEEKS AGO I TOLD MY WIFE I DIDNT NEED ANY ALLOWANCE THAT WEEK SHE WAS SHOCKED I DIDNT TAKE MY ALLOWANCE MONEY NOW I HAVE TO ASK HER IF I CAN BE REIMBERCED FOR THAT LOST TWO WEEKS OF PAY :doh1 WHERE THE F-CK AM I GOING TO COME UP WITH OVER 5 DIMES WHAT DOUG DIDNT KNOW IS I CAN ONLY BET A DIME ONLINE SO I HAD TO CALL LARRY PERSONALLY TO BET MORE ON THE GAME.

MUNCHKIN MAN AS DOWN AND OUT AS I AM BEANTOWNJIM DOESNT SLEEP IN CLOSET SPACE.

LARRY WILL GET PAID WE HAVE BEEN THIS ROUTE BEFORE I PAY HIM BUT IT TAKES A LITTLE TIME HE KNOWS THE DEAL.:shoot:
 

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

IF ANYBODY TALKS TO THE SHRINK TELL HIM THANKS FOR OFFERING ME HOUSING MAN YOU ASK THESE JEWS FOR A FAVOR AND THEY ALWAYS TURN THERE BACKS ON YOU.:+signs9-1

BOYS I AM GOING TO FACE MY PROBLEM LIKE A MAN I AM JUST GOING TO TELL LARRY I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY PUT ME ON PAYMENT PLAN.NOW THAT BEING SAID I STILL FEEL I AM THINKING CLEARLY I AM JUST GETTING SCREWED BY UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS I AM THINKING OF TAKING A DIME OF LARRYS MONEY AND SENDING IT OUT TO 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK.IF I GET HOT I CAN PAY LARRY FASTER :cheers
 

gofur876

EOG Addicted
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

IF ANYBODY TALKS TO THE SHRINK TELL HIM THANKS FOR OFFERING ME HOUSING MAN YOU ASK THESE JEWS FOR A FAVOR AND THEY ALWAYS TURN THERE BACKS ON YOU.:+signs9-1

BOYS I AM GOING TO FACE MY PROBLEM LIKE A MAN I AM JUST GOING TO TELL LARRY I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY PUT ME ON PAYMENT PLAN.NOW THAT BEING SAID I STILL FEEL I AM THINKING CLEARLY I AM JUST GETTING SCREWED BY UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS I AM THINKING OF TAKING A DIME OF LARRYS MONEY AND SENDING IT OUT TO 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK.IF I GET HOT I CAN PAY LARRY FASTER :cheers
Great idea Jim, or you could play a 7 tm parlay!!:LMAOBTW you're right about the Jews, worse than Nigerians!
 
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

IF ANYBODY TALKS TO THE SHRINK TELL HIM THANKS FOR OFFERING ME HOUSING MAN YOU ASK THESE JEWS FOR A FAVOR AND THEY ALWAYS TURN THERE BACKS ON YOU.:+signs9-1

BOYS I AM GOING TO FACE MY PROBLEM LIKE A MAN I AM JUST GOING TO TELL LARRY I DONT HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY PUT ME ON PAYMENT PLAN.NOW THAT BEING SAID I STILL FEEL I AM THINKING CLEARLY I AM JUST GETTING SCREWED BY UNUSUAL HAPPENINGS I AM THINKING OF TAKING A DIME OF LARRYS MONEY AND SENDING IT OUT TO 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK.IF I GET HOT I CAN PAY LARRY FASTER :cheers

You are a funny guy....:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
 

cassiusclay

EOG Master
Re: (YOU MIGHT HAVE SEEN THE LAST OF BEANTOWNJIM)

Greetings Cassiusclay:

The Munchkin Man is pleased to accept your challenge.

The Munchkin Man will also be pleased to welcome the company of your friend, Jack Daniels.

Please be sure that the Checkerboard you bring is a regulation tournament Checkerboard, one which meets the official specifications set forth by the American Checker Federation (ACF).

The one displayed in the picture you posted is not in regulation colors.

Here is a picture of the Munchkin Man's Checkerboard:




Although this board is sold as a Chess board, as shown by the Knight in the picture, it satisfies the specifications of an official tournament Checkerboard, as set forth by the American Checker Federation (ACF).

This is also the same Checkerboard the Munchkin Man used to win his last Checker tournament in Las Vegas a few years ago.

The colors you see are the regulation colors.

The Munchkin Man will be looking forward to your visit to Norfolk, Virginia.

The Munchkin Man is willing to play until you run out of money.

Then the Munchkin Man will graciously give you a $100 bill back to pay for a bus trip back home.

Good luck to you.

:cheers

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man


I started training last night for our match...had a lovely dinner at

 
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