BEANTOWNJIM
Banned
BOYS DUE TO CIRCUMSTANCES BEHOND MY CONTROL I MIGHT BE LEAVING TOWN SOON.I AM GETTING BURRIED WITH MY LOCAL BOOKIE BUT AS JOHN CALAPARI ONCE SAID (I REFUSE TO LOSE) EVEN THOUGH I AM DOWN 2800 I AM GOING TO KEEP THE FAITH AND KEEP ON PLAYING :hangtBOYS MY LOVELY WIFE ISNT AWARE THAT I AM LEAVING TOWN IT WILL BE DONE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.SHRINK YOU AND I GO BACK A LONGTIME I WAS WONDERING IF I COULD HIDE OUT IN YOUR HOME FOR A WHILE MY BOOKIE WILL NEVER FIND ME IN VIRGINIA.SHRINK AS ATTRACTIVE AS SCARLET IS I WILL DO MY BEST TO KEEP MY HANDS OFF HER BUT NO GAURENTEES WHILE YOU ARE AWAY AT THE SUPERMARKET PICKING UP MY LOBSTERS AND ICE COLD CORONAS AFTER ALL SHRINK I AM GUEST IN YOUR HOME.SERIOUSLY SHRINK IF I DO END UP DROPPING 5 DIMES I CANT PAY AND I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN I AM JUST GOING TO TELL LARRY MY LOCAL BOOKIE I WENT ON A TWO WEEK VACATION WITH AN OLD FRIEND THATS YOU SHRINK.
IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE I CAN ASK MY GOOD FRIEND MUNCHKIN MAN IF I CAN HIDE OUT IN HIS SECTION 8 APARTMENT BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE LOWERING MY STANDARDS AND HANGING AROUND WITH A WHACK JOB SHRINK SO YOUR HOUSE WILL DO JUST FINE.SHRINK I FEEL LIKE I CAN BE AN ASSAT TO YOUR FAMILY I GET ALONG PRETTY GOOD WITH (THANKS DAD) TONY MONTANA AND IF YOU WANT I MIGHT EVEN DO SOME WORK AROUND YOUR HOUSE NO HEAVY LIFTING THOUGH SHRINK I NEED A STARONG BACK FOR MY GOLF GAME.
IN CLOSING FELLAS IF I DONT WIN 4 BETS IN A ROW BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO BE ON THE MOVE AND LOOKING FOR A HIDE OUT I MEAN A HANGOUT SO PLEASE BOYS HELP OUT A FELLOW POSTER IN HIS TIME OF NEED.
SHRINK HERE IS MY DAILY SCHEDULE IF YOU ARE CINSIDERING ME AS A GUEST
5.30 WAKE UP
5.45 HAVE MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE
5.50 CHECK OUT THE FORUMS AND GAME LINES
6.30 GO TO THE BATHROOM
7.00 READ THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER HAVE ANOTHER COFFEE
8.00 A.M. GO OUT AND PLAY 9 HOLES OF GOLF
10.30 A.M. GO TO THE DINER FOR BRUNCH BACK TO YOUR HOUSE SHRINK BY 1 OR 2 P.M. DEPENDING IF I FIND SOMEBODY INTERESTING TO TALK TO.
2PM TAKE AN HOUR OR 2 NAP
4PM WATCH OPRAH WINFREY TO SEE IF THE RACIST HAS ANYTHING INTERESTIN ON HER SHOW.
6PM EAT DINNER SHRINK WE CAN ALL SIT DOWN TOGETHER TONY THE GLUE EVERYBODY AT THE TABLE JUST DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THAT KOSHER CRAP I HATE JEWISH FOOD.
7PM SHRINK WE CAN PLACE OUR WAGERS MAYBE YOU CAN GET ME A COUPLE OF CREDIT ACCOUNTS WHILE I AM VISITING
7-MIDMIGHT WATCH ALL THE GAMES AND GO TO BED
SHRINK I AM NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU AND ITS ONLY FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS SO LET ME KNOW IF I CAN STAY BEFORE I START BETTING DOUBLE DIMES TO BAIL OUT AND GET OVER MY HEAD.:doh1
P.S. SHRINK I KNOW TAHNKS DAD HAS A BOAT BUT I HAVE FAIR SKIN SHRINK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I STEAR THE BOAT SO I CAN GET PROTECTION FROM THE SUN.THE GUYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SAY I AM THE BEST DRUNK DRIVER AROUND NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER SO I DONT SEE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ME STEERING THANKS DADS BOAT AFTER A COUPLE OF COCKTAILS.
IF WORSE COMES TO WORSE I CAN ASK MY GOOD FRIEND MUNCHKIN MAN IF I CAN HIDE OUT IN HIS SECTION 8 APARTMENT BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE LOWERING MY STANDARDS AND HANGING AROUND WITH A WHACK JOB SHRINK SO YOUR HOUSE WILL DO JUST FINE.SHRINK I FEEL LIKE I CAN BE AN ASSAT TO YOUR FAMILY I GET ALONG PRETTY GOOD WITH (THANKS DAD) TONY MONTANA AND IF YOU WANT I MIGHT EVEN DO SOME WORK AROUND YOUR HOUSE NO HEAVY LIFTING THOUGH SHRINK I NEED A STARONG BACK FOR MY GOLF GAME.
IN CLOSING FELLAS IF I DONT WIN 4 BETS IN A ROW BEANTOWNJIM IS GOING TO BE ON THE MOVE AND LOOKING FOR A HIDE OUT I MEAN A HANGOUT SO PLEASE BOYS HELP OUT A FELLOW POSTER IN HIS TIME OF NEED.
SHRINK HERE IS MY DAILY SCHEDULE IF YOU ARE CINSIDERING ME AS A GUEST
5.30 WAKE UP
5.45 HAVE MY FIRST CUP OF COFFEE
5.50 CHECK OUT THE FORUMS AND GAME LINES
6.30 GO TO THE BATHROOM
7.00 READ THE LOCAL NEWSPAPER HAVE ANOTHER COFFEE
8.00 A.M. GO OUT AND PLAY 9 HOLES OF GOLF
10.30 A.M. GO TO THE DINER FOR BRUNCH BACK TO YOUR HOUSE SHRINK BY 1 OR 2 P.M. DEPENDING IF I FIND SOMEBODY INTERESTING TO TALK TO.
2PM TAKE AN HOUR OR 2 NAP
4PM WATCH OPRAH WINFREY TO SEE IF THE RACIST HAS ANYTHING INTERESTIN ON HER SHOW.
6PM EAT DINNER SHRINK WE CAN ALL SIT DOWN TOGETHER TONY THE GLUE EVERYBODY AT THE TABLE JUST DONT GIVE ME ANY OF THAT KOSHER CRAP I HATE JEWISH FOOD.
7PM SHRINK WE CAN PLACE OUR WAGERS MAYBE YOU CAN GET ME A COUPLE OF CREDIT ACCOUNTS WHILE I AM VISITING
7-MIDMIGHT WATCH ALL THE GAMES AND GO TO BED
SHRINK I AM NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM FOR YOU AND ITS ONLY FOR ABOUT 2 WEEKS SO LET ME KNOW IF I CAN STAY BEFORE I START BETTING DOUBLE DIMES TO BAIL OUT AND GET OVER MY HEAD.:doh1
P.S. SHRINK I KNOW TAHNKS DAD HAS A BOAT BUT I HAVE FAIR SKIN SHRINK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I STEAR THE BOAT SO I CAN GET PROTECTION FROM THE SUN.THE GUYS AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB SAY I AM THE BEST DRUNK DRIVER AROUND NEVER BEEN PULLED OVER SO I DONT SEE ANY PROBLEMS WITH ME STEERING THANKS DADS BOAT AFTER A COUPLE OF COCKTAILS.