Kenny..................

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JJGOLD

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N

nedrow

EOG Dedicated
Re: Kenny..................

You have been banned for the following reason:
invalid e-mail at registration, contact willie@sbrnewsdesk.com
Date the ban will be lifted: Never
i want my money
ive retained councel
 
Flamingo kid

Flamingo kid

Everybody's hands go UP!
Re: Kenny..................

JJ!!!

Welcome back, don't be such a stranger.

Kenny, you owe JJ 400 in case you forgot.
 
B

Brock

EOG Dedicated
Re: Kenny..................

What the hell jj. I thought you were going to have so
much moola today. The hot dog sales and soda sales
must have been real bad yesterday at the parade.
Next year try the gay parade. Bet you you wont be
able to keep the foot longs in stock. Probably be able
to buy a new truck. G/L on your qwest jj.
 
J

JJGOLD

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Re: Kenny..................

Railbird e-mail Willy Bee

I took care of it

Kenny I want my $400, I have waited long enough, pay me and you can be on my live call in show.
 
Seymour

Seymour

EOG Dedicated
Re: Kenny..................

Gold is the most creative mind on these forums - he's been running the same game for years now - and the funniest thing I have ever read is that thread about his daily routine
 
trytrytry

trytrytry

All I do is trytrytry
Re: Kenny..................

agree Seymour .. Ive been in tears reading a few of his classic posts, when he met those few guys and went tot he track with them also was super funny... and his you tube video on the horse racing degenerates is just amazingly funny...hes a classic.

where are all the old jjgold utube videos? they do not seem to be there..is there a time limit on utube?
 
Seymour

Seymour

EOG Dedicated
Re: Kenny..................

jjgold said:
Railbird e-mail Willy Bee

I took care of it

Kenny I want my $400, I have waited long enough, pay me and you can be on my live call in show.
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I don't understand why Ken does not do the honorable thing and pay you?
 
mofome

mofome

Banned
Re: Kenny..................

Seymour said:
Gold is the most creative mind on these forums - he's been running the same game for years now - and the funniest thing I have ever read is that thread about his daily routine
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:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO:LMAO
 
Flamingo kid

Flamingo kid

Everybody's hands go UP!
Re: Kenny..................

Gold is a funny fucker, i really enjoy his videos.

Maybe if he posts here regularly i might be convinced to send him 400 bucks myself.
 
Flamingo kid

Flamingo kid

Everybody's hands go UP!
Re: Kenny..................

trytrytry said:
agree Seymour .. Ive been in tears reading a few of his classic posts, when he met those few guys and went tot he track with them also was super funny... and his you tube video on the horse racing degenerates is just amazingly funny...hes a classic.

where are all the old jjgold utube videos? they do not seem to be there..is there a time limit on utube?
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Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=ReverendWebber&view=videos
 
raiders72001

raiders72001

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Re: Kenny..................

JJGold
A day in the life of JJGold Quote:
5:00AM Workout, jog like 5 minutes in my place, bench press a little (around 50lbs), 10 push-ups, 5 sit-ups, 10 curls (15lbs), throw the medicine ball around for another 5 or so/ .

5:45AM- Power breakfast, 2 eggs, 5 slices bacon, 10 slices tailor ham, a few sausages, glass of milk, a stick of oriole cookies

6:30 Shower and sing tunes for like a 1/2 hour. Usually then put on a jumpsuite and my chains and here is something new. I bought this shit that is suppose to make your cock grow, so I throw some if on shaft and head. It is some type of powder. I do it everyday. Finally cement rug on and comb it and inspect it a lot.

7:15AM- Hit the forum, post some shit to my pupils

7:30AM- I make some calls for early wise guy plays around the country.

8:00Am Duke this kid down the hallway to get me the racing forms and every addition.

8:15AM- Usually a big timer from newark calls me seeing what is up.
The guy is trying to get me into a 3 card monte game outside. I don't leave my pad much.

8:40 Start reasearching the net and looking for edges, looking at line services and looking for bad / weak numbers . Make a few posts

9:45AM- I call the track starters at each track I am betting and look for angles to bet. I also have a few track clockers in my back pocket so I get good shit to bet.

10:15AM- Look out the window and shit and see whats up. I usually conduct most of my biz from the window and guys stand below to get assignments. I throw out usually bazookas gums to the kids for 5 minutes and these kids go fukkin wild battling for it. A ritual we have.
Make a few posts

10:45AM- Getting edgy, early race cards getting closer. I usually go play a hold-em game ($50/$100) for like an hour. I fuk around in there chatting and trying to pick up chicks. Or if not poker usually kids cut school and we play ps2 for a while.

11:45- Will look at a few porn magazines and dream. Also watch pron for a little bit and try and learn and get tips. Finally to cap off my sex hour I usually call the phone/chat lines ad talk to girls live and shit and they tell me what they want to do to me and everything. These girls sound really sexy too. Make a few posts

12:45 Pop some early doubles hard and get in my pick 4's. I have 4 cards usually in front of me and use only DRF paper addition

1:00 Bury some games and get good numbers. I usually move for a few Newark players too. Big lunch and usually have big macs everyday. The manager owes me so he delivers them

1:15PM- On the phone with Russ and telling him what books to watch fr and asking him where the early Canadian money is on. Boys you all wish you were as sharp as me. Make a few posts

1:30PM Usually these girls call back from the chat line wanting to talk nasty. We talk for like 10 minutes and then I tell them to fukkin bill me. They know I am big time so they like to call.

1:50 Betting still some ponies, make a few posts

2:30PM The HS kids come over and we eat and I let them bet with my horse accounts for a while. They all bring their own forms though and I supply only pretzles, chips, ice cream and soda. No smoking or drugs.

4:00PM Kids gone, make some calls to west coast and see what is up. Call sharks to make sure we are on same page. Pop pills for my paranois I developed. I have a few like thinking spiders are in every fukkin room, think my rug is loose or crooked, I do not like it dark. Always think raccoons are trying to get in, think my computer always crashes and finally fear of losing. I take shit for it though. Make a few posts

5:00 PM- kids yelling up to my window asking who I like and I give them games and amounts to bet and then they all run to walk up shops and put cash bets in. I also have dialogue with some locals from window and tellin them who to bet.

5:30 Again I throw bazooka bubble gum out the windows to the kids and give them like 100 pieces a session. This is so big now there are like 100 kids waiting for me to toss them out. What a fukkin battle to get gum. Make a few posts

6:00PM- the big players all come to my pad and we discuss the night and who we like and why. Secondly they always bring food and Italian it is.
Lots of sharps telling stories and all these guys on phone pounding games all over country.

7:15 Call Brett, Call Sportman,, Call Dimeplayers, action, action, action, post

7:30PM phone ringing constantly with info, on net banging plays

8:00 Snack, watch games, computer, ect and flip on porn a little.

8:40PM- post, poker, dance to some tunes

9:40 Hit the dating lines and leave lots of messages for women. I basically just say, strong, handsome, bear looking for my little cub to play with. It has not worked yet.

10:15PM Grade games, watch games, post, snack

11:00 Make contacts with sharks and workout payment plans, call locals, ect, post

12:00AM Play 3 card monte in hallway for an hour with neighbors

1:00AM Wrap up posting and i call a girl to chat sex with for a while, look at lines and stats, play video games.

2:00AM take my fukkin rug off and what a pain in the ass, glue all fukkin over and shit. I am cursing because it toes not come off easy. It usually takes like 30 minutes to get scalp clean and free of sticky glue becuase if not I pay for it in bed, My fukkin head sticks to the pillow and I get pissed off.

3:00AM watch porn and try to jack off if I can get it up. I usually pretend I am banging chick on tv, I out screen real close to me like I am there. I kind of pump bed

Eventually fall asleep for a little bit and back right at it.

Of course when i do go out I have to meet bookmakers and sharks but other than that I am home most of the time and I have guys on my payroll to get me everything.

You know I might be more normal than some of you nuts
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raiders72001

raiders72001

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Re: Kenny..................

JJGold
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Boys it was such a weird experience meeting these 3 clowns last night at the track. I mean it was like I was on Earth and the other three were on fukkin Mars or in their own worlds. It starts out like real normal and we all are shaking hands, ect. I call the guys whatever name comes to my head like hey Danny, hey Rod, ect. So it goes all well there and then we proceed to our seats.

Now this guy Raisencain must be a bigshot there because he gets us the best seats in the house in a reserved box and has food already paid before we even it. What a class act and a generous guy. More later on this guy and the Nut he really turned out to be. I thought we were there to bet some races and talk a little but mainly gamble. I have fukkin roll of a sharks cash in my pocket ready to bet big numbers at Penn National but little did I know it was like the twilight zone instead.

We start with Total Square and this guy has 2 cell phones, 1 pager and get this a mini pocket fukkin web browser!!!! I thought he would want to get away for a night without all the tecno ****, ect. I would try and ask this guy ?who do you like in the 2nd at Penn National and I had to ask him 4 fukiin times until he heard me and get this his reply was? It is all business JJ?? I had no fukkin clue if this guy was smoking weed or drinking. He did not hear a fukkin word I said. All he did was go on the pocket browser and stare at his sportspager all night and made a few calls in between. I waited like 20 minutes and this guy did not say word to any of us so I say to him ?hey TS how is Bowmans?? I swear again he goes ?JJ it is all business? I am just looking at this guy in bewilderment. I do of know what to make of him and he talks to me like he never hears a word I say(common theme developing boys) . This happens 7 times throughout the night when I tried to ask him a question and I kept getting the same answer. I say *** this clown and let me move on to Mjulian.

This Julian character always looks really concerned and is a deep thinker. When I would ask him something the look I would get is one of cloudiness and concern. He just starred at me kind of and then get this boys carries his fukkin bank books in his shirt pocket!!! He says to me? JJ I got 42 dimes in the bank.? It came out of the blue and had nothing to do what I was asking him. I do not give a *** how much this clown has in the bank, ect. I came here to talk to these guys about gambling and stuff and it appears they are in another fukkin world!! I then ask him ?hey Julian what books do you use?? He then proceeds to tell me in 7 years he will be worth 450 Dimes. I am saying under my breathe ?who gives a ***, this guy is nuts and out there?. He had to look at his bank books 20 times during the course of the night and kept shaking his head when he looked at it. He also sometimes would just yell out to the crowd ? All Rise? in a real deep voice like an opera singer and it was embarassing because everyone would stare at us. Again what the *** was on his mind??? I was starting to think I better get the *** out of here these guys are nuts and appeared to have snapped or something.!!!

Ok Raisencain seemed to be cool with the initial handshake and a little small talk about gambling so I figured I would pal around with this guy as we have more in common. Well boys this guy turned out to be the biggest nut and strangest character I know other than our own Peep. I would be looking at the tote board and I would hear whispers behind me in the next level of seats and it was Cain talking to some guys and he was whispering with his hand covering his mouth. I would then look back at him and he would stop suddenly and pretend to read the paper. What did this guy think?? I was born fukkin yesterday. He did not realize I was a street guy I guess . He did this all fukkin night and it was so annoying and every time I looked up at him he would stop and pretend to read the paper and like smile. This guys now I am thinking has fukkin snapped or is just nuts!!!! Boys it gets worse. Another strange thing about this guy is he always has a deck of cards in his hands and is doing tricks with them. I am shaking my head in disbelief going ?what a fukkin jerkoff this guy is? and saying to my myself ?what the *** am I doing here with these losers? I bet Cain always has card games going on the street and during the night when he was not whispering I asked him what was up his right sleeve because I saw something there. He pulls out a 4 of clubs and starts laughing so loud!! I swear I do not know if I should just run out of the fukkin track right then. I quietly backed away from this guy.

Ok boys time to leave and we all shake hands and **** and Mjulian puts some type of robe on (I had to turn my fukkin head and laugh because the thing was sooo ugly and outdated), Johhny (TS) get a load of this wears a fukkin tank top only in the pouring rain. I did not know what to make of it but just shake my head and praying to get the *** out. I shake hands with the two and they went their way in another direction and Cain parked in the same areas as me and he whispers to me ?JJ I want to show you my car?? I am going what the ***???? Does this guy want to bang me on the side of the car??? I said what the *** if he tries something I can run and scream. He is wearing a long trench coat and a suite underneath. I thought he looked like an undertaker or something. During the walk to the car he keeps playing with this deck of cards and smiling to himself. Does this guy tell himself jokes or what?? What the ***?? Maybe he snapped???

Get to his car and boys he opens his trunk up and get a load of this?.. The trunk is full of guns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I swear I almost came in my pants!!!!! I love weapons and **** but I am discreet when I carry. I am going to Cain are you nuts??? This is a public parking lot and he is showing me all the guns he has and ****. He pulls out a brand new shotgun and shows me how to load it and cock it. He does this and starts laughing real loud and his eyes light up so much I thought he was coming. He starts pointing it at the sky and then starts yelling ?Pow, Pow, Pow, Pow. That was the last fukkin straw and ran to my car and went home!!!! Sorry Cain but you have lost it.

Boys after last night I really do believe we are all sick fuks in one way or another and I mean everyone of us!!!

No more meeting posters for me, they are just tooooooooooooo far out there. I wonder why we all post day and night and live in glass houses. We are misfits and I am really starting to believe I just might be the top 5 ?normal? posters here.


*** this ****

Gold
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raiders72001

raiders72001

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JJGold Quote:
<table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> Kid I like your style

I nailed a girl when I was 19 and it was very conventional in a bedroom with the curtains down and lights out. I was very nervous and had erectile problems and what was funny was my cock could not get real hard and she was getting pissed off and she was real hot. I told her to keep sitting on it and pull my hair. It got a little hard but when she would ride me cowgirl it just kept coming out like 20 times and the intervals would last like 5 seconds only. It is hard when your rod does not stay erect. I mean she stroked it, blew it, and locked her thighs around it to get it hard. The fukkin thing went blue. We had a good rythymm for a while like 40 seconds and I came in her ear by mistake.

The girl was a rockette too from Broadway. I was nervous and just did not know how to react to her. She was older and her brother and sister were peeking in the door to see what was going on and they kep laughing at me because she would keep cursing me about my pecker coming on and calling me too inexperienced and a ***** that did no know how to fuk.

Boys I do not wish a small on anyone and has haunted me to this day with jokes and everything.

Women do not like guys with small peckers and it is not my fault. It is called genetics. I am a stud too, I am kind of depressed over my erectile problems.

Good Luck

ps: My first time was a dissaster and really always had issues in the bedroom and just makes me wonder.- JJGold </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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 <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> I am in a losing streak of 11 years. I am 37 years old and have weight issues and it turns girls off.
I get tired of wacking off in showers and alleys. Even fat chicks turn me down. -JJ Gold </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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 <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> My thickness today when I was watching Roadhouse was .4" thick. I have had better days but weather was a factor.- JJGold </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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 <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0"> <tbody><tr> <td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> Boys........I Joined The "Mile High Club"........


Well.......not exactly. I guess you could call it the poor man's mile high club. I spent a little alone time with a copy of a SkyMall catalogue. There was a picture of a pretty hot chick doing some aerobics routine. There was also a picture of some sort of latin/asian hybrid and she was standing next to some poker chips. That was pretty hot so it did the trick. Of course, due to my bigtime status I can afford to fly First Class. That allowed me some extra room in the lavatory.



?jjgold </td> </tr> </tbody></table>
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Penile enlargement? I have a small pecker and thinking of this. Is it dangerous?? I am 37. I tried an extension but it did not hold and had to have minor surgery to repair it. bad break- JJGOld
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raiders72001

raiders72001

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Re: Kenny..................

I forget who posted this
Here's part of the Atlantic City story:

"Ever hear the expression "No shame in my game?, well that is the epitome of JJ's philosophy. He lets it all hang out, and I?m not just talking about his belly. He says what he wants, when he wants, to whomever he wants too. A couple of older women sat next to us on the table, JJ immediately began flirting with me?, and talk about a natural bullshitter. He was telling these broads he was a Producer for Phillip Blunt.... the hottest young rapper out there, told him he had his own plane, limo, etc, and then after he had noticeably impressed these women he told one to pull his finger which she obliged only to hear the loudest fart I have ever heard, JJ was laughing his nards off, saying I gotcha, I gotcha (in the same way he said "I told you so?) talk about annoying."
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Cannon

Cannon

Banned
Re: Kenny..................

JJ had 43 ghosts on this site he earned it pay him the money. He needs a new gambling start.
 
J

joeybagadonuts

Guest
Re: Kenny..................

Welcome back Kissel. Tell some of these guys about how you handled things when sporto sent theo to find you. Thanks coach.
 
J

joeybagadonuts

Guest
Re: Kenny..................

The poster compaqdork has all those old youtube videos saved. Not sure if he posts here but I'll see if I can get them. Raiders you got any of those? Could use a good laugh.
 
THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

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Re: Kenny..................

JJ,

Let me make myself perfectly clear...

I owe you nothing...:finger004

If you really need 400 dollars that badly, then why not ask your boss for a raise? :+clueless

THE SHRINK
 
trytrytry

trytrytry

All I do is trytrytry
Re: Kenny..................

shrink what are the chances of getting JJ back at EOG to stir up some humor during the dog days of summer?
 
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