Racial Joke- Do NOT enter if racial jokes offend you.

I recieved a text message yesterday that read:

The cost of sending you this text could feed an African kid for a day. Send this to seven people and starve that nigga for a week!
 
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Why do black people eat tootsie rolls with forks? So they dont bite their fingers off.
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
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Damn dude, I heard these way back in the 5th grade.

Except for that first one. That was good.
 

Apple

Banned
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O.K...

There are two black guys in the car, one is short the other one is tall.. Who's driving the car?


POLICE OFFICER
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
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Fucking racist bastards...

Obama is going to tax asprin 90%



because it's white & it works
 
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Damn dude, I heard these way back in the 5th grade.

Except for that first one. That was good.
Which makes sense, since im in 5th grade! :+excited- We are going to trade some baseball cards at recess today. Ill tell the boys you say whats up.
 

ronangel

Banned
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Here is an old UK one
what do you call a black man wearing a suit... The defendant
 

Doc Mercier

EOG Senior Member
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Haha, sometimes the original ones are the best. Nice one ronnie.
 

PassTheRock

EOG Master
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Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans?

They always steal the green cards.

 
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Haha, noob what you been up to? Thought it was no football, no noob.


Thats about right...Crazytrain emailed me and got me back on. Whats really bad is it had been so long that I forgot my damn password.:doh1
 

Teddy kgb

Banned
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Forgot how this one goes but I'll wing it...

Wheres the best place to hide something from a knee-grow?

Under his work boots......
 

ronangel

Banned
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Forgot how this one goes but I'll wing it...

Wheres the best place to hide something from a knee-grow?

Under his work boots......
There is one thing wrong with this Idea...
He would not have any in the first place. :doh1
 

cheapseats

EOG Master
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Friend of mine always said, if you see a car on the freeway with a flat tire, its owned by a messcan, and if it out of gas, a knee grow...
 

MO MONEY

EOG Enthusiast
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How do you get a 1 arm pollock out of a tree??

wave to him :+waving-5
 

MO MONEY

EOG Enthusiast
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Chinese man goes to the eye doctor, the doc says sir I think I found what your problem is , you have a catarac, Chinese man says No No No I drive a rincoln
 
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