(I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
BOYS I HAVENT COLLECTED A PAY CHECK FROM A COMPANY IN OVER 8 YEARS DO YOU GUYS THINK THIS IS HEALTHY FOR A 49 YEAR OLD GUY TO HAVE RETIRED SO YOUNG.I CANT SAY I AM ENJOYING MY RETIREMENT YEARS ALL MY FRIENDS ARE WORKING I AM ASKED ALL THE TIME ON THE GOLF COURSE (JIM WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING) I ALWAYS SAY I AM INTO REAL ESTATE RENTING APARTMENTS :LMAO I MAKE IT SOUND LIKE I HAVE 50 OF THEM I ACTUALLY OWN 2 THREE FAMILIES AND I AM JUST SCRAPING BY AFTER TAXES AND INSURANCE.I GUESS I AM VERY LUCKY TO HAVE A LOVELY WIFE WITH A GOOD JOB WHO HAS ME ON HER HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN.

BOYS BOTTOM LINE I AM NOT ENJOYING RETIREMENT ITS NOT ALL ITS CRACKED UP TO BE I HAVE TRIED TO LOOK FOR WORK IN THE PAST.I HAD AN INTERVIEW TO BE A CUSTODIAL ENGINEER YEH A JANITOR BUT I WAS TOLD I WAS OVER QUALIFIED AND THEY HIRED A NIGERIAN.THEN I WAS OFFERED A JOB DRIVING A BUS FOR THE MASSACHUSETTS TRANSIT AUTHORITY BUT I REFUSED THAT JOB I WOULD BE PART TIME FOR 8 YEARS WORKING 4 HOURS A DAY DURING THE MORNING RUSH HOUR THEN COME BACK FOR THE EVENING RUSH HOUR BOTH 2 HOUR SHIFTS :doh1

IN MARCH I WILL BE 50 YEARS OLD I NEED A NICE EASY JOB SO MY LOVELY WIFE AND NEIGHBORS WILL GET OFF MY ARSE ABOUT BEING A BUM AND LIVING OFF MY WIFE.I WENT OUT WITH MY WIFE LAST NIGHT TO A YUPPY BAR WITH A COUPLE OF HER FRIENDS AND IT WAS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN MY LOVELY WIFE PICKED UP THE TAB INSTEAD OF ME :+clueless

ANYBODY HERE AT THE EOG KNOW OF ANY LEADS HERE IN THE BOSTON AREA FOR AN EASY JOB WITH GOOD BENEFITS RETIREMENT SUCKS
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

P.S. I SENT BET PHOINEX MY LAST 750 DOLLARS ON SATURDAY I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE WITH NO GAMBLING MONEY :hangt I BET JACKSONVILLE FOR MY WHOLE BALANCE WHAT A F-CKING JOKE

I AM NOT DUE ANOTHER ALLOWANCE FOR 2 WEEKS I GOT AN ADVANCE FROM MY LOVELY WIFE BUT I BLEW IT.I ALSO OWE LARRY MY LOCAL BOOKIE 850 DOLLARS SO MY CREDIT IS SHUT OFF ALSO

BOYS I HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME DURING THE DAY WHEN I WAS GAMBLING I HAD SOMETHING TO LOOK FOREWARD TO NOW THAT I AM OUT OF AMMO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO KILL TIME:shoot:

SHRINK IF YOU WANT I CAN COME DOWN TO VIRGINIA FOR A SHORT VISIT AND MAYBE CLEAN UP YOUR YARD AND PAINT YOUR HOUSE I WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU 10 GRAND NOT INCLUDING TIPS ON THE GAMES.SHRINK I NEED THE DOUGH AND YOUR LAZY BUM SONS GLUE AND THANKS DAD WONT BE CLIMBING ANY LADDERS AND TAKING A CHANCE OF LOSING THERE INHERITANCE.

IF ANYBODY HAS ANY CONNECTIONS IN THE BOSTON AREA FOR WORK LEADS LET ME KNOW I NEED WORK SOON THE NEIGHBORS ARE STARTING TO TALK.:finger004
 
diogee

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Jeem if I were you I would apply at McD's. Discounted meals and gambling money for putting fries in the oil.
 
THE SHRINK

THE SHRINK

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Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

BEANTOWNJIM said:
P.S. I SENT BET PHOINEX MY LAST 750 DOLLARS ON SATURDAY I AM OFFICIALLY BROKE WITH NO GAMBLING MONEY :hangt I BET JACKSONVILLE FOR MY WHOLE BALANCE WHAT A F-CKING JOKE

I AM NOT DUE ANOTHER ALLOWANCE FOR 2 WEEKS I GOT AN ADVANCE FROM MY LOVELY WIFE BUT I BLEW IT.I ALSO OWE LARRY MY LOCAL BOOKIE 850 DOLLARS SO MY CREDIT IS SHUT OFF ALSO

BOYS I HAVE NOTHING BUT TIME DURING THE DAY WHEN I WAS GAMBLING I HAD SOMETHING TO LOOK FOREWARD TO NOW THAT I AM OUT OF AMMO I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO TO KILL TIME:shoot:

SHRINK IF YOU WANT I CAN COME DOWN TO VIRGINIA FOR A SHORT VISIT AND MAYBE CLEAN UP YOUR YARD AND PAINT YOUR HOUSE I WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU 10 GRAND NOT INCLUDING TIPS ON THE GAMES.SHRINK I NEED THE DOUGH AND YOUR LAZY BUM SONS GLUE AND THANKS DAD WONT BE CLIMBING ANY LADDERS AND TAKING A CHANCE OF LOSING THERE INHERITANCE.

IF ANYBODY HAS ANY CONNECTIONS IN THE BOSTON AREA FOR WORK LEADS LET ME KNOW I NEED WORK SOON THE NEIGHBORS ARE STARTING TO TALK.:finger004
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I KNOW THAT OBAMA IS LOOKING FOR RELIABLE LEADERS TO ORGANIZE HIS NEXT CAMPAIGN...

WITH MY CONNECTIONS, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU $5.50 PER HOUR WHICH BEATS MOST OTHER VOLUNTEER POSITIONS...91023i2ndw;l

THE SHRINK
 
OscarB

OscarB

EOG Dedicated
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

THE SHRINK said:
I KNOW THAT OBAMA IS LOOKING FOR RELIABLE LEADERS TO ORGANIZE HIS NEXT CAMPAIGN...

WITH MY CONNECTIONS, I MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET YOU $5.50 PER HOUR WHICH BEATS MOST OTHER VOLUNTEER POSITIONS...91023i2ndw;l

THE SHRINK
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What's funny is that BeanTown would probably do a much better job than Obama'a current tax cheats.
 
IDENTITY

IDENTITY

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Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

lol osc. don't be bitter my friend. will be another 4 years with president obama, sir. obama has no control over what others report on their tax return. to suggest he does reflects bitterness only, sir.

:houra
 
IDENTITY

IDENTITY

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Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

jim:

have you tried burger king of mcdonalds? also check out taco bell and kfc.

lol

:mutley
 
thesportsprofit

thesportsprofit

EOG Veteran
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Maybe you should consider working at the pro shop st your local golf course....seems like an easy living and you'd enjoy that.

If you're serious and looking for suggestions, think about things you like doing and finding a job around that (it's not 1940 and the KKK isn't looking for a new recruit however). Another thing you could do is do some work for your local...clean his yard, paint his house, clean the gutters, etc. If you could pay off the 850 you owe him that way, it'd be just as good as making 850.

Otherwise, you could just continue to be unemployed and be no different than those porch monkeys you hate.
 
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djefferis

EOG Veteran
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

For some reason, I could see Jim being a wonderful greeter at wal-mart.

Seriously, post a ad on craigslist for handyman for hire. Be suprised at the number of homeowners who will pay for simple fixes around the house.
 
Wade

Wade

EOG Master
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

I HAD AN INTERVIEW TO BE A CUSTODIAL ENGINEER YEH A JANITOR BUT I WAS TOLD I WAS OVER QUALIFIED AND THEY HIRED A NIGERIAN.

funny how nigerians are never over qualified. :+textinb3
 
Cannon

Cannon

Banned
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Sell everything you own and start gambling again. When you die you can't take it with you. You look like shit for 49.
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

CAB DRIVER DOUG YOUR A FUNNY BASTARD :LMAO EVERY CAB DRIVER IN THE CITY OF BOSTON IS A HAITIAN AND WE USED TO TORTURE THEM AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.IN THE WINTER WE WOULD CALL FOR A CAB FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND PELT THE HAITIAN CAB DRIVERS WITH SNOW BALLS AND IN THE SUMMER WE WOULD CALL THEM AND DUMP A 5 GALLON BUCKET OF COLD WATER ON THEM MAN WE BUSTED THE CAB DRIVERS BALLS.

WITH MY LUCK I WOULD BECOME A CAB DRIVER AND MY FIRST STOP WOULD BE THE HAITIAN SOCIAL CLUB AND THE F-CKING NIGERIANS WOULD PELT ME WITH SNOW BALLS :LMAO NO F-CKING WAY IS BEANTOWNJIM GOING TO BE A CAB DRIVER :hangt
 
crazytrain

crazytrain

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Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Beaner looks like a kid at heart to me:+textinb3
His personality shows the same, just playin' around with ya' kids:cheers
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

It also looks like he's chocking his chicken with his left hand while he's playing the slots. What's this guy into?
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

NO THERES NOTHING I CAN DO THE CITY OF BOSTON IS 75% COONS :hangt

OH YOU MEAN THE RACOONS I SET THE TRAP BUT DIDNT CATCH ANY I GUESS IT WAS A FALSE ALARM 91023i2ndw;l
 
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Thor4140

EOG Dedicated
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Get back on those I beems ya cocksucker. U were making a fortune when u were an iron worker. Maybe u can moderate a site or find some type of ball busting job. Maybe u were a scab Iron worker? That doesn't go over to well in Boston.
 
SeaDawg

SeaDawg

EOG Veteran
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Why don't you get your real estate license and go into the commercial field using your knowledge from your own brickers and joining the commercial brokers association and or loopnet.
 
Doug

Doug

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Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

BEANTOWNJIM said:
CAB DRIVER DOUG YOUR A FUNNY BASTARD :LMAO EVERY CAB DRIVER IN THE CITY OF BOSTON IS A HAITIAN AND WE USED TO TORTURE THEM AT THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB.IN THE WINTER WE WOULD CALL FOR A CAB FROM THE IRISH SOCIAL CLUB AND PELT THE HAITIAN CAB DRIVERS WITH SNOW BALLS AND IN THE SUMMER WE WOULD CALL THEM AND DUMP A 5 GALLON BUCKET OF COLD WATER ON THEM MAN WE BUSTED THE CAB DRIVERS BALLS.

WITH MY LUCK I WOULD BECOME A CAB DRIVER AND MY FIRST STOP WOULD BE THE HAITIAN SOCIAL CLUB AND THE F-CKING NIGERIANS WOULD PELT ME WITH SNOW BALLS :LMAO NO F-CKING WAY IS BEANTOWNJIM GOING TO BE A CAB DRIVER :hangt
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Jeem, I didn't forget you. It just took me a week to think of another suitable job for you.

I think I have it, now.

Become a professional deliveryman for the Boston Globe or Herald ? You already have a Toyota pickup truck.
 
KingRevolver

KingRevolver

Born Rambler
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

LOL @ Professional Deliveryman

Beanie the Paperboy. :+textinb3

Just imagine if there was some murder on the front page and a black person was the accused. He'd probably order a thousand newspapers out of his own pocket and give them away for free.

Sorry, Dougie. I don't see a future for Beanie in this endeavor.
 
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gofur876

EOG Addicted
Re: (I HAVENT HAD A JOB IN 8 YEARS)

Jim, w/your brains and personality, the sky's the limit. There's nothing you can't accomplish. I can see you at the head of the table, @ a board meeting of Wells Fargo. If Mo has accomplished what he has, a Mod on a sports forum, the future is unlimited for you!91023i2ndw;l
 
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