DSMC: Durito Smokes Massive Cocks - **December**

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Ah yes, just 3 more days until December and a new edition of the DSMC system (durito smokes massive cocks).


DSMC: 53-32-6 , + 20.11 .......... (62.35 %)
MD: ... 56-35-5 , +27.96 .......... (61.53 %)


Same deal for December. Minimum 12-8 (60.00%) and +3.20.


Also, I must say that the DSMC system has acquired it's own national anthem. It is pronounced by Giants' announcer Duane Kuiper.
 
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Take a gander at this Kuiper replay of a Bonds' homer. You just need to listen from 0:01 to 0:14.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sse0iAHWTg4

He hits it high.... !!!!
He hits it deep.... !!!!
THAT BALL IS OUTTA HERE!!!!


Thus the DSMC (durito smokes massive cocks) anthem is as follows:

Durito sucks it hard.... !!!!
Durito sucks it deep.... !!!!
THAT COCK IS SUCKED OUTTA HERE!!!!


Congratulations Durito on sucking over 755 cocks in a back alley in just one day!!!

:+textinb3

LET THE GAMES BEGIN!!! December approaches!:+excited-
 
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Durito said he hates you 'cause you're a right-wing nutcase.

Keep your plays coming though. :pop:
 
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I could care less what durito thinks. He is an ugly lefty retard. And he smokes massive cocks.
 
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From now on only ML's, sides, totals.


1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107....................................................................
 
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This will be a surprise loss. 129 pts in 1H. Suns down by 24+. But need 53 in the 4th in a dead game. With CLE game tomorrow night, they'll pack it in. Only likely scenario for an under was a Knicks blowout win ... and that's what happened.
 
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2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125.........................................................
 
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This is toast. Refs killed it to start the 2half... and Nois hit 5 3-balls. 10 pt game.

0-2
 
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111-109. FT

lost by 1 pt ... again.


Never lost by 1 pt on back-to-back totals. First time ever achieved that.

Lost back-to-back wagers on sides by 1/2 point many times... but never back-to-back totals.

0-3 , -3.07
 
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1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107......................................................... ...........
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125........................................................
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104...................................................
 
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4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110.........................................................
 
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Nice job, Ferrer. Loses first 2 sets 1-6 and 2-6. Almost worst-case scenario. Now likely need 5-setter .... unless they can pull a 7-5, 7-6 over next 2 sets.
 
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Fer up 4-2* in 4th. Wins this set and this is almost certainly a winner. Finally.
 
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5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115.........................................................
 
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Uta won 1st Q by 18 pts...now only lead in 2Q by 9 .... 7:55 to go.

If this is another bullshit miss on the cover gonna be fvcking pissed off.
 
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1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107...............................................loss............................126-99
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125...................................loss.............................49-27
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104.............................................loss............................111-109
4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110...........................................win.............................26-23
5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115.....................................win.............................57-44

2-3-0 , - 1.07 (40.00%)
 
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Here we go.


6. COL/OSU Under 67.5 for 2Half, +100.....................................
 
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This is toast. Animals can't control themselves and have to foul on every shot attempt.

Fvcking savages.
 
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And there's a foul on a 3-pt shot. Every fvcking foul is on a shot. THe whole fvcking half.

Impossible now. Cooked.
 
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Bet on chimp coaches... lose your bet.

1. Suns
2. Clemson
3. Beavers

Breaking the rules I am.
 
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1-1 , 80'

Gotta catch a break at some point. Lowest scoring team in division threw in their likely only goal of the match.
 
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1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107...............................................loss............................126-99
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125...................................loss.............................49-27
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104.............................................loss............................111-109
4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110...........................................win........... ..................26-23
5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115.....................................win................. ............57-44
6. COL/OSU Under 67.5 for 2Half, +100.............................loss.............................43-33
7. OITA TR./OMIYA ARD. Und 2.5 , -129...........................win..............................1-1

3-4-0 , - 1.07 (42.85%)
 
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1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107...............................................loss............................126-99
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125...................................loss.............................49-27
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104.............................................loss............................111-109
4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110...........................................win........... ..................26-23
5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115.....................................win................. ............57-44
6. COL/OSU Under 67.5 for 2Half, +100.............................loss.............................43-33
7. OITA TR./OMIYA ARD. Und 2.5 , -129...........................win........................... ...1-1
8. FLA -3.0 > BAMA for 1Half, +104.....................................................................
9. CIN -0.5 > PITT for 2Half, -120.....................................win...............................

4-4-0 , - 0.07 (50.00%)
 
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Fla down 9-3 in 2Q. 3 solid plays that could've gone for TD's, but didn't happen.

1h likely cooked, tho most likely they'll come back to win.
 
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10. CAL/WASH Und 57.5, -105.........................................................
 
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11. TEX/NEB ^23.0 for 2Half, +120.........................................................
 
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Still waiting to get that one break.... but hasn't happened.


1. PHO/NYK ^227.0, -107...............................................loss............................126-99
2. CLEM -ML- > ILL for 2Half, +125...................................loss.............................49-27
3. HOU/GSW ^221.0, +104.............................................loss............................111-109
4. FERRER/STEP ^39.5, -110...........................................win........... ..................26-23
5. UTA -4.0 > IND for 1Half, -115.....................................win................. ............57-44
6. COL/OSU Under 67.5 for 2Half, +100.............................loss.............................43-33
7. OITA TR./OMIYA ARD. Und 2.5 , -129...........................win........................... ...1-1
8. FLA -3.0 > BAMA for 1Half, +104..................................loss..............................19-13
9. CIN -0.5 > PITT for 2Half, -120.....................................win...............................28-13
10. CAL/WASH Und 57.5, -105.........................................win...............................42-10
11. TEX/NEB ^23.0 for 2Half, +120......................................................................

5-5-0 , - 0.07 (50.00%)
 
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