who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

trytrytry

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who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

what forum is he from or what ghost is he or what is his story...making a splash here.
 
ClydeFontaine

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

I'm no looker TripleTry. Please ask and I will be glad to answer.

Short bio-

I'm overweight with a good-looking girlfriend but a heinous looking future mother-in-law.

I have a bad back, ankle, knee, and shoulder from my college playing days.

I am one of the few posters to be cut by three Arena football teams and one Canadian team.

I worked in Las Vegas for a short time after college as a security officer, dealer, and bar back.

I have met several posters on these various boards and lurked for quite some time.

I live between Richmond and Williamsburg, Virginia.

I am not Tiger Woods.

I am not a role model.
 
OSU COWBOYS

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

Like Clyde.

Came with "it" early in his EOG career.

Would love more of Clyde. :houra
 
mofome

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

You did not post in my UVA coaching update thread. Not that I saw anyway.

:(
 
ClydeFontaine

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

I had read that info in the Richmond Times-Dispatch at the coffee shop this afternoon so it was redundant.

The Almond Joy Latte was fantastic. But don't get the wrong impression I'm not one of those fruity coffee snobs and I'm far from pretty.

In fact, the scar on my knee is often a talking point and has been known to disgust some members of the female gender.
 
mofome

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

But we didnt get your thoughts on it Clyde. We love your thoughts.
 
Flamingo kid

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ClydeFontaine said:
I'm no looker TripleTry. Please ask and I will be glad to answer.

Short bio-

I'm overweight with a good-looking girlfriend but a heinous looking future mother-in-law.

I have a bad back, ankle, knee, and shoulder from my college playing days.

I am one of the few posters to be cut by three Arena football teams and one Canadian team.

I worked in Las Vegas for a short time after college as a security officer, dealer, and bar back.

I have met several posters on these various boards and lurked for quite some time.

I live between Richmond and Williamsburg, Virginia.

I am not Tiger Woods.

I am not a role model.
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QFC (Questions for Clyde)

1) What's your favorite strip club in Vegas?

2) Ever have a 'massage' in vegas by someone other than a genetic female?

3) Is American Idol your favorite show?
 
ClydeFontaine

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I'm no looker TripleTry. Please ask and I will be glad to answer.

Short bio-

I'm overweight with a good-looking girlfriend but a heinous looking future mother-in-law.

I have a bad back, ankle, knee, and shoulder from my college playing days.

I am one of the few posters to be cut by three Arena football teams and one Canadian team.

I worked in Las Vegas for a short time after college as a security officer, dealer, and bar back.

I have met several posters on these various boards and lurked for quite some time.

I live between Richmond and Williamsburg, Virginia.

I am not Tiger Woods.

I am not a role model.
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QFC (Questions for Clyde)

1) What's your favorite strip club in Vegas?

2) Ever have a 'massage' in vegas by someone other than a genetic female?

3) Is American Idol your favorite show?
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1- Club Paradise. Worked there as a bouncer for 6 months.

2- Can't say I have although I did have the girl at the Chinese happy ending parlor stick her finger in my ass one time. I was pretty drunk though.

3- No, don't watch it. I watch more movies than TV and when I do watch TV it is something educational like the travel channel, history channel, or PBS.
 
ClydeFontaine

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

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Is this a question or a vacuum recommendation. I prefer the old school Hoover models.
 
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<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>Clyde why is the earth round?
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Geographically speaking because if it was flat we would eventual fall off.

Emotionally speaking because if it was another shape none of the other planets would let it play in their reindeer games.

Realistically speaking planets typically gained mass and evolved into their round shape due to their solar orbits.
 
Flamingo kid

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ClydeFontaine said:
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<HR style="COLOR: #2b295e" SIZE=1>Quote:
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I'm no looker TripleTry. Please ask and I will be glad to answer.

Short bio-

I'm overweight with a good-looking girlfriend but a heinous looking future mother-in-law.

I have a bad back, ankle, knee, and shoulder from my college playing days.

I am one of the few posters to be cut by three Arena football teams and one Canadian team.

I worked in Las Vegas for a short time after college as a security officer, dealer, and bar back.

I have met several posters on these various boards and lurked for quite some time.

I live between Richmond and Williamsburg, Virginia.

I am not Tiger Woods.

I am not a role model.

</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

QFC (Questions for Clyde)

1) What's your favorite strip club in Vegas?

2) Ever have a 'massage' in vegas by someone other than a genetic female?

3) Is American Idol your favorite show?
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1- Club Paradise. Worked there as a bouncer for 6 months.

2- Can't say I have although I did have the girl at the Chinese happy ending parlor stick her finger in my ass one time. I was pretty drunk though.

3- No, don't watch it. I watch more movies than TV and when I do watch TV it is something educational like the travel channel, history channel, or PBS.
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Do you think some strippers in vegas, who work for high profile clubs, all go directly to their own homes after their night is over?
 
ClydeFontaine

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

FK,
Most go to the casinos to gamble to be honest. Their psychological and emotional profiles typically lend themselves to both compulsive and addictive behaviors be it shopping, gambling, drinking, or drugs. I knew a girl that would blow thousands every week on stuff from the Forum Shops and then complain that she had all this worthless shit. Typically though the higher profile strippers work the swing shift and are limited to the choices of gambling at the casinos or boozing and playing video poker at the bars.
 
Flamingo kid

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ClydeFontaine said:
FK,
Most go to the casinos to gamble to be honest. Their psychological and emotional profiles typically lend themselves to both compulsive and addictive behaviors be it shopping, gambling, drinking, or drugs. I knew a girl that would blow thousands every week on stuff from the Forum Shops and then complain that she had all this worthless shit. Typically though the higher profile strippers work the swing shift and are limited to the choices of gambling at the casinos or boozing and playing video poker at the bars.
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Thanks.

I would imagine a bouncer at a place like that has his choice of girls he can take home with him (if he wants). Unless, you're not allowed as part of your job description?
 
ClydeFontaine

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FK,
I suppose you could say that. However, my choice in women is typically a little more intellectual than your average stripper, not to say there are no outliers, and my focus was maintaining professional decorum.

In fact I rarely hung out with my colleagues for the short time I was there with a few exceptions and the girl I dated for the majority of the duration of my employment was about as far from that madding crowd as possible.
 
mofome

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

his posts most closely resemble a sober doberman.
 
Tuckman

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

has there ever been a sober doberman though? not sure any forum has ever witnessed that occurance...
 
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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

tuck beat me to it.

Go hang with your wife. :finger004
 
ClydeFontaine

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

How dare you insult me and tell me I am trying too hard House of Shit Bricks. Do I have to break out the Negro Cowboy ghost to bring the can of ass whip?

Wait, I'm not TTP. If I were though I'd be offended. I'd also have to go sell insurance tomorrow. Fuck my life. I need some girl scout cookies to comfort me.
 
BrickShitHouse

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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

Haha, i got it now...clyde is my favorite poster, not like any of you would know who that is.
 
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Re: who is this pretty new poster ClydeFontaine??

ClydeFontaine said:
How dare you insult me and tell me I am trying too hard House of Shit Bricks. Do I have to break out the Negro Cowboy ghost to bring the can of ass whip?

Wait, I'm not TTP. If I were though I'd be offended. I'd also have to go sell insurance tomorrow. Fuck my life. I need some girl scout cookies to comfort me.
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I still have a few boxes of lemon chalets and samoas around the house here if you really need them :+textinb3
 
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