(THE COONS ARE BACK AGAIN)

BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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TAKE IT EASY JOHNNY BOY I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT THE NBA.I JUST GOT A CALL FROM A TENANT OF MINE AND HE SAID THE RACOONS ARE BACK IN THE ATTICK JESUS F-CKING CHRIST WHY ME :+angry1-I PAID A GUY A CONTRACTOR 5 THOUSAND DOLLARS TO GO AROUND THE WHOLE HOUSE AND FIX THE AREAS WHERE THESE RACOONS TORE APPART.THESE F-CKS ARE VICIOUS THEY TORE APPART THE FACIA BOARDS AND CLIMBED INTO THE ATTICK.THE F-CKING TENANT IS ALL OVER ME LIKE I CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT TONIGHT.I GAVE THIS GUY MY TRAP I TOLD HIM TO SET IT UP ND IF YOU CATCH ANYTHING I WILL COME BY AND TAKE THE COONS AWAY.

F-CKING COONS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE THIS IS AN ONGOING PROBLEM THAT I HAVE DEALT WITH NOW FOR OVER 4 YEARS I HAVE CAUGHT AT LEAST 6 OR 7 IN THE PAST WITH MY TRAP BUT THEY ARE ALWAYS COMING BACK.

WHY ARE COONS ALWAYS BOTHER ME IF IT ISNT THE ONES WITH 2 LEGS ITS THE ONES WITH 4 LEGS I AM F-CKING FRUSTRATED I WANTED A NICE QUITE NIGHT NOW I GET THE BAD NEWS THE COONS ARE BACK.

CAN I GAS THESE F-CKS IN THA ATTIC WITHOUT BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE I HAVE TO ACT ON THIS RIGHT AWAY BEFORE THEY TEAR OFF THE FACIA BOARDS AGAIN AND IT COST ME BIG DOUGH AGAIN.

I SIT DOWN TO RELAX ON A FRIDAY NIGHT AND BANG THE CALL COMES IN BEING A LANDLORD SUCKS AT TIMES AND THE F-CKING TENANT IS PISSING ME OFF DROP WHAT I AM DOING AND RUN OVER F-CK OFF.

I NEED HELP BOYS I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW IF I DO CATCH ONE OF THESE F-CKS I AM NOT GOING TO BE SO NICE ANYMORE BEFORE I WOULD LET THEM GO IN THE WOODS NOW I AM TEMPTED TO DROWN THE F-CKS
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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I TOLD THE TENANT TOMORROW I WILL NAIL SOME NAIL STRIPS AROUND THE POST THE RACOONS CLIMB UP ON BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT GOOD IT WILL DO SINCE THERE IS A TREE NEARBY THAT DOESNT BELONG TO ME.I DONT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO WHO KNOWS HOW MUCH DAMAGE THEY HAVE DONT THIS TIME :finger004

HOW CAN I POISEN THESE RACOONS OUTSIDE OF THE ATTIC I DONT WANT THEM TO DIE INSIDE
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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THERES NOTHING I CAN DO TONIGHT I BET A GAME IN THE NBA AND I AM GOING TO GO WATCH IT ON MY COMPUTER THIS RACOON PROBLEM WILL HAVE TO WAIT .

OH MAN BEING A LANDLORD REALLY DOES SUCK AT TIMES.THE F-CKING GUY WAS PRACTICALLY CRYING ON THE PHONE HE CAN HEAR THEM WALKING AROUND ABOVE HIM
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

Banned
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TO LATE FOR THE BIG DADDY I HAVE THE OVER 205 IN THE HOUSTON AND MEMPHIS GAME.

GOOD START SO FAR BUT HOUSTON HAS A TENDENCY TO QUIT IN THE 4TH QUARTER HOPEFULLY NOT TONIGHT

I GRIN :houra WHEN I WIN
 
BigDaddy

BigDaddy

EOG Master
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46 points through the 1st 8 min

good luck with the play

post a winner for us sometime
 
Doug

Doug

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get something that eats racoons ?





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The raccoon's natural predators include cougars, bobcats, coyotes, foxes, wolves, great horned owls, water moccasins, bears, mountain lions (pumas), and fishers.

They are also hunted by humans.






Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_natural_predators_of_raccoons#ixzz1777tPmzE​
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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HEY BIG DADDY I WAS DOWN TO MY LAST 287 DOLLARS AT 5 DIMES IF I HIT THIS GAME TONIGHT I WILL HAVE 2400 IN MY ACCOUNT THAT IS A HUGE SWING BOYS

F-CKING TONY AT 5 DIMES WAS PROBABLY SAYING HE LOOK STAFF HERE COMES BEANTOWNJIM AGAIN TO DONATE ANOTHER 800 DOLLARS TO US :LMAO:LMAO

THEY WONT BE LAUGHING AT THE WATER COOLER AT 5 DIMES THIS WEEK I HAVE WON MY LAST 4 PLAYS :LMAO
 
BigDaddy

BigDaddy

EOG Master
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this game might go over before the half

65 points through first 11 minutes

this is playing like an all star game
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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38-31 AFTER THE 1 ST QUARTER I DONT WANT TO GET COCKY BUT THATS ONE HELL OF A START.HOUSTON HAS BEEN SCREWING ME ON TOTALS BUT THE OTHER GAMES WERE AGAINST GOOD DEFENSIVE TEAMS.

I NEED AN EASY WINNER I HAVE A LOT ON MY MIND WITH THE RACOONS 12io4j2w90

JUST LET ME GET TO 3 DIMES AT 5 DIMES SO I CAN AT LEAST GET A CHECK FOR 2 THOUSAND DOLLARS I HAVE TO PROVE TO 5 DIMES SPORTSBOOK THAT I AM NOT DEAD WOOD AND I AM A GOOD GAMBLER.
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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WICH ONES THE ONES THAT GOT ME 129 FIRST HALF POINTS OR THE ONES IN THE ATTIC :houra

I AM GOING TO BE TOUGH TO BEAT TONIGHT I ONLY NEED 206 POINTS FOR THE WIN AND I HAVE 129 AT THE HALF :houra
 
BigDaddy

BigDaddy

EOG Master
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BTJ we a pm feature here at EOG

i know you don't want everyone eog loser to be tailing your picks and jinxing you but could you please PM me your next big play

damn this one is going to be a winner after 3qtrs
 
Blondie

Blondie

EOG Master
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BigDaddy said:
BTJ we a pm feature here at EOG

i know you don't want everyone eog loser to be tailing your picks and jinxing you but could you please PM me your next big play

damn this one is going to be a winner after 3qtrs
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:nono

Beaner REALLY grins when we ALL win :D
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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WICH COONS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT WHEN YOU SAY SHOOT THEM OR POISEN THEM BLONDIE THE ONES ON THE BASKETBALL COURT OR THE CUTE ONES IN THE ATTIC :LMAO
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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I JUST DID A GOOGLE SEARCH TODAY I AM GOING TO BUY A LOT OF AMONIA AND PUT IT IN THE CORNERS WHERE I THINK THEY MIGHT BE.I AM ALSO GOING TO BUY A COUPLE OF FLOOD LIGHTS AND PLUG THEM IN THROUGH THE HALLWAY SINCE THERE ISNT ANY POWER IN THE ATTICK.I AM ALSO GOING TO LEAVE A RADIO ON JESUS CHRIST WAHT A PAIN IN THE ARSE THESE COONS ARE.I JUST HOPE I DONT ENCOUNTER ONE WHILE I AM DOING ALL THIS TODAY.

I HAVE THE TRAP SET UP ON THE BACK PORCH HOPEFULLY THIS WORKS NO F-CKING WAY AM I GOING TO HIRE A PROFESSIONAL AND BE CHARGED A COUPLE OF DIMES :+angry1-5

WISH ME LUCK AND IF I AM NOT BACK IN THE FORUM BY 6 P.M. THAT MEANS THE COONS GOT ME AND I AM AT THE HOSPITAL GETTING A SERIES OF RABIE SHOTS

NOW YOU GUYS KNOW WHY I DONT LIKE COONS
 
Blondie

Blondie

EOG Master
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Good luck Beaner.

Still think you should just poison them and be done with it...

Well until one of them dies up there and then the smell permeates the entire building and you really have a mess on your hands :+textinb3
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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BLONDIE YOU HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR AVATAR EVERYTIME I SEE IT I GET A SLIGHT POP TENT IN MY PANTS AND MY LOVELY WIFE ASKS ME WHAT I AM LOOKING AT ONLINE :LMAO

THAT AVATAR IS KILLING ME I LOVE THAT GIRL
 
Blondie

Blondie

EOG Master
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No wonder you have been around more.

Be careful there beaner or you just may wake up one day and find her as YOUR avatar :LMAO

Then you would REALLY be explaining to Mrs. Bean what's going on
 
diogee

diogee

Verly isnt going anywhere
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looks like the coons got jeem. should have left them a cheese trail to the dumpster and locked them in.
 
BigOrange

BigOrange

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Hey Beaner:

Get you a couple rolls of biscuits and a big pack of Jimmy Dean Sausuage. Roll up the sausage into small balls and stretch the uncooked biscuit dough over the balls. Make about 20 of these and put them where the Coons come in. They'll eat these up and the biscuits will "rise" in their stomachs with the churning going on in there and then they will explode their stomachs. No more Coons. Make sure they don't have any dogs around there as well.
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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HEY WADE I THOUGHT YOU WERE A COON :LMAO

BOYS A QUICK UPDATE ON THE COONS I GOT NOTHING DONE TODAY I WENT TO HOME DEPOT AND THEY DIDNT SEEL PURE AMONIA OR RED HOT PEPPER THIS IS WHAT I AM GOING USE TO GET RID OF THE COONS.MY LOVELY WIFE IS GOING SHOPPING LATER ON AND SHE SAID SHE WILL PICK THE ITEMS UP.I JUST HOPE THE TENANT CATCHES SOMETHING IN THE TRAP.

THE COONS GOT A BREAK TODAY BUT TOMORROW I AM GOING UP IN THE ATTIC AND COME FACE TO FACE WITH THESE COONS
 
BEANTOWNJIM

BEANTOWNJIM

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UPDATE I WAS JUST UP IN THE ATTIC NOT EVEN AN HOUR AGO IT WAS SCARY AS HELL I JUST KEPT LOOKING AROUND WAITING FOR A COON TO JUMP ME OH SORRY WRONG COONS THOSE WERE THE COONS I SAW ON THE STREET.

BOYS YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW MUCH RACOON SHIT THERE IS EVERYWHERE I LOOKED RACOON SHIT.I WAS AFFRAID A RACOON WAS GOING TO CHARGE ME I LOOKED ALL OVER THE ATTIC AND I FINNALY FOUND THE HOLE THEY ARE COMING THROUGH.I HAVE TO HIRE A HANDIMAN BECAUSE I THINK IT HAS TO BE FIXED FROM THE OUTSIDE.THERE IS AN OUTSIDE SOFFIT AND THE GUTTER AND FROM THE STREET YOU CAN SEE THIS BUT IN THE ATTIC ITS WIDE OPEN THIS IS WHERE THE COONS ARE ENTERING.IF I BLOCK IT FROM THE INSIDE I COULD DO THE JOB MYSELF BUT IF IT HAS TO BE DONE FROM THE OUTSIDE AND MAYBE REPAIRED I NEED SOMEBODY WITH A GOOD LADDER.

BOYS LOOKS LIKE THE COONS WONT BE BOTHERING ME MUCH LONGER AT LEAST THE 4 LEGGED ONES 12io4j2w90
 
janus

janus

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BEANTOWNJIM said:
UPDATE I WAS JUST UP IN THE ATTIC NOT EVEN AN HOUR AGO IT WAS SCARY AS HELL I JUST KEPT LOOKING AROUND WAITING FOR A COON TO JUMP ME OH SORRY WRONG COONS THOSE WERE THE COONS I SAW ON THE STREET.

BOYS YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW MUCH RACOON SHIT THERE IS EVERYWHERE I LOOKED RACOON SHIT.I WAS AFFRAID A RACOON WAS GOING TO CHARGE ME I LOOKED ALL OVER THE ATTIC AND I FINNALY FOUND THE HOLE THEY ARE COMING THROUGH.I HAVE TO HIRE A HANDIMAN BECAUSE I THINK IT HAS TO BE FIXED FROM THE OUTSIDE.THERE IS AN OUTSIDE SOFFIT AND THE GUTTER AND FROM THE STREET YOU CAN SEE THIS BUT IN THE ATTIC ITS WIDE OPEN THIS IS WHERE THE COONS ARE ENTERING.IF I BLOCK IT FROM THE INSIDE I COULD DO THE JOB MYSELF BUT IF IT HAS TO BE DONE FROM THE OUTSIDE AND MAYBE REPAIRED I NEED SOMEBODY WITH A GOOD LADDER.

BOYS LOOKS LIKE THE COONS WONT BE BOTHERING ME MUCH LONGER AT LEAST THE 4 LEGGED ONES 12io4j2w90
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i see the EOG troll population is still intact.
 
janus

janus

EOG Dedicated
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seriously, how does this guy continue to troll a website for a fucking decade? it was a fucking timewarp 10 years ago, now its just gay.
 
B

Balco

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Honestly, I refuse to read anything in all caps! It hurts my eyes. :lightbulb:
 
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